Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Liu Taibao boldly walked up to the god monkey, cleaned up the weeds around his head, and pulled off the moss on his head with his hands.

A complete golden monkey head appeared in front of Tang Seng.

What a monkey head, Taishang Laojun worked so hard to refine this monkey into a vajra indestructible body in his Eight Diagrams Furnace.

Baby, I really got a big baby!

Tang Seng suppressed the excitement in his heart, and scanned the monkey with his golden eyes.

The monkey's eyes are very complicated, some are proud, some are not convinced, it seems very aggrieved.

What occupies more of his heart is a kind of inferiority and submission, thanks to the Buddha and all the gods who participated.

It is really worth it to get such a monkey, who is obedient, capable, and loyal.

It's just that there are some things that go too far, 500 years, 500 years of vicissitudes, this monkey has lost its vigor.

This monkey has gone from making troubles in the Heavenly Palace to being a prisoner. His former glory has left him, and he has lived in a deserted prison for 500 years.

No one mentioned his name again, and no one dared to come and visit him. It's pitiful, so pitiful.

He had to find a way to rekindle his fighting spirit, or this monkey would be useless.

Seeing Tang Seng staring straight at him, the monkey felt a little flustered, he turned his head and said to Liu Taibao.

"You are the hunter on this mountain, I know you, even your grandfather,
You have been hunting in this forest and lived in it for 200 years.

I remember your grandfather gave me a peach when he was young, thank you, thank you. "

Tang Seng sat cross-legged in front of this monkey: "I said, little monkey, you have some supernatural powers, and being able to speak human words as a beast is considered enlightened.

But what else can you do besides talking?

I'm going on the Westward Journey. There are many dangers on the Westward Journey, and there are endless monsters and ghosts.

You follow me like a monkey, and I can't protect myself, so I want to protect you?

To be honest, I am powerless.

Why don't you do it like this, when I come back from the Western Paradise, I will come and bring you with me, and we will go to the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, where we can eat delicious food, drink spicy food, and be at ease, what do you think? "

The monkey rolled its eyes twice and shook its head: "No, Master, I must follow you.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva told me that as long as I follow you, I can become a fairy and a Buddha, and cultivate great freedom. "

Tang Seng chuckled: "You followed me because of your own practice path, that's okay, you have to have a goal in life.

What I despise you is that you have chosen the most unpromising path of cultivation!
Do you think that if you become a monkey, you will be valued by others?Wrong, big mistake!

Guanyin Bodhisattva's mount Golden Retriever is more powerful than you, and it's just a pet.

Master Pu Xian's mount, the white elephant, is better than yours, and it's just a pet.

Manjusri Bodhisattva's mount, the green-haired lion, is more powerful than you, and it's just a pet.

Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's mount, Di Ting, is more powerful than you.

Not to mention the nine lions of Taiyi Tianzun, the green bull of Taishang Laojun, and the Kui Niu of Taoist Tongtian.

Which one is not better?Have they become immortals or Buddhas?They are just pets raised by the gods.

As far as that little Guanyin girl said, you believe it, and I tell you that a woman's words can't be taken seriously.

It can be seen from this that there must be something wrong with your brain, and there is a big problem. "

"No, I'm different from those pets! I'm the Monkey King and I'm on the same level as Tianping. I don't have to bow to salute even when I see the Jade Emperor.

All gods, gods, demons and Buddhas respect me as a brother, and I am by no means a pet! "

The monkey roared unconvinced.A kind of unyielding kind of gradual awakening.

"You have such a great ability, how can you be suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain with such a great ability?
Okay, okay, if you say you have been deceived, it proves that you are stupid, only fools are deceived. "

The monkey snorted and didn't dare to speak. This monk was really embarrassing. He felt that he was aggrieved, and at the same time he had a little understanding.

He even asked himself, am I really stupid, why do everyone say I am smart?Is this old monk right, or is someone else right?

"Monkey, I went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, maybe ten years soon, or if I'm slow, I'll come back in 20 years.

Just wait, you wait, if I can think of you when I come back, I will take you back.

A monkey like you, who was sold and counted money, followed me on a journey to the West, would only cause trouble for me. "

As Tang Seng spoke, he stood up, patted the dust off his body, and was about to turn around and leave.

The monkey was also stunned. Why is this monk's way of thinking different from others?

Liu Taibao also appointed Meng. He guided Tang Seng to come here according to the prompt of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

As long as Tang Seng takes the monkey away, his mission will be completely completed.

But it seems that the Tang Dynasty monk was not interested in this monkey.

Thinking back, it was true. Leading a monkey, what kind of thing is this.

Forget it, don't care about him, it doesn't matter if he becomes a mountain god or not, so why can't I just be a free hunter.

To be a man is to know contentment.

The Great Master Sanzang had already reborn his father, and he was already very satisfied with that.

So he immediately led the white horse, helped Tang Seng onto the horse, and sent Tang Seng off for the last part of the journey.

"Master, wait a minute, don't go, just take me with you, I'm really ruthless.

I really once made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals were no match for me, I really didn’t brag. "

Seeing that Tang Seng was really about to leave, the monkey immediately panicked and shouted in a begging voice.

The desolation and sadness that came from the heart made people cry when they heard it.

"Great Master, why don't you think about it again? With a monkey on the mountain road, at least it can relieve boredom, right?" Liu Taibao said with a sob.

Tang Seng rode the horse and walked up to the monkey: "You are really powerful, so come out.

You will say that this mountain is holding you down. I heard that the lowest monster on the Westward Journey can also carry the mountain and chase the moon. Tell me, can you really do it? "

"Master, I can, I really can! To move mountains and reclaim cities, I can transform 72 times, and those are all transformation spells of Earth Sha.

I have learned the supreme magic power, not only can I change 72, I also have golden eyes of fire, and I can do somersaults. "

"These spells are not instinctive supernatural powers, that is to say, you have a master, why would you ask me to be your master if you have a master!
You have to know that in our Eastern Land Tang Dynasty, it is not allowed to worship masters casually, master master, master is like a master, like a father!

You are simply committing a heinous crime!Damn monkey, dare to entertain me! "

Tang Seng took the Jiuxi Zen staff and smashed it down on the monkey's head.

Tang Seng's behavior confused Liu Taibao, not only Liu Taibao, but also the monkey.

Patriarch Bodhi knocked on the back of his head three times, that was secretly teaching him spells.

This one is really hitting, and he is merciless in his strikes. The Jiuxi Zen stick is an innate spiritual treasure, and he hit it hard, bang bang bang, and he was stunned if he didn't care.

The monkey's head hit the nearby stone, and the golden light immediately radiated, and the head smashed the stone.

A strange thing happened, those crushed stones slowly gathered again, sealing the monkey again.

"Interesting, this mountain is really strange. Monkey, I trust you. With your current ability, you really can't escape."

Tang Seng jumped down from the horse, swung the Jiuxi Zen stick, jingle, jingle, and smashed it next to the monkey's head.

The opening of the hole gradually became bigger, but the monkey was completely dazed, to the point where he had nothing to love.

It didn't occur to me to run away.

When Tang Seng reminded, the stone next to the monkey's head closed again, sealing the monkey again.

Tang Seng was out of breath after hitting it for a while, and then found a stone and sat down.

He said to the stunned Liu Taibao who was following him: "Brother Liu, this monkey's head is hard enough.

It doesn't matter if you hit anything, you are really a monkey. "

Only then did Liu Taibao come back to his senses, and bowed in salute: "Master, this episode is indeed a magical monkey.
Because it has been passed down from our ancestors for generations, there has been this monkey here, and I have been here for eight generations. If it weren't for the monkey, I wouldn't have lived for such a long time. "

Tang Seng nodded and said: "What you said is still very reasonable, but this monkey is too naughty.

I already have a master, but still want to recognize me as my master. This is disloyal, filial, benevolent, righteous, and shameless.

I just taught him a lesson for his master, now that the lesson is over, let's go, let's go. "

The monkey was very busy and puzzled after being beaten, and only then did he understand what was going on after hearing what Tang Seng said.

It turned out to be for this.

""Master, this is not the case, because I was too naughty when I was learning art. My previous master said that I would get into big trouble after I finish my studies.
The master was afraid of hurting him, so he expelled me from the family. Now I have no master.

I am just a Haiqing now, Master, please take pity on me, accept me, I will be obedient in the future, and I will never make you angry, old man.

Whatever you say is what you say, I will listen to you.

"I said that snow is also black, and crows are white. Do you think so?"

The monkey nodded quickly: "Yes, snow is black, and it must be black,

As for the crow, it can only be white, and whoever says it is black, I will strangle him to death. "

Tang Seng laughed loudly: "That's right, I'm finally on the road."

He glanced at the monkey with his golden eyes, and it was very good. The monkey was hit continuously by him, and he sealed it with the Human Emperor's seal.

If you tell him to go east, he will not dare to go west; if you tell him to go south, he will not dare to go north; if you tell him to beat a dog, he will never dare to chase a chicken.

This human emperor seal is really a good thing.

In the Xuanyuan Temple, Chuhuo handed over almost all of Renhuang's spells to him, and asked him to practice slowly on the Westward Journey.

Chuihuo attaches great importance to him, and while teaching him, he praises him for being very smart, and he will definitely become the No.1 emperor in the world.

He didn't think he should be like this, he should be higher.