Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Knowing that he couldn't hide anymore, Master Xuandu turned around from his hiding place and walked over to salute Tang Seng.

"Little brother, I am the great disciple of the Daoist sect, how can I shame our Daoist sect.

The so-called treasure, those who are destined to get it, since your apprentice has been recognized by the golden cudgel, so many years have passed, have we taken it back at the Taoist sect?

We will never do that! "

Tang Seng laughed and said, "It's better to be finalized on this matter."

Master Xuandu laughed: "I didn't expect you to be so caring about your monkey apprentice. This guy is just a second grader.
Relying on some superficial Taoism, he turned his tail up to the sky, what are you doing!
It's not that everyone took advantage of your master Xixi Patriarch and played with him.

Otherwise, he would have been slapped to death.

A Taiyi Sanxian doesn't even take a piss to take a picture, so reflect on it.

In the end, it was Wang Lingguan who couldn't stand it anymore and started a fight with him.

Wang Lingguan had just been promoted to Jinxian, so he was still hugging him, otherwise, a steel whip would have killed him long ago.

Being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, ten out of ten refused to accept and eight out of ten were outraged. "

Tang Seng was not happy: "What's the matter? My apprentice has made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and he is still the Monkey King.

Facts speak louder than words. Anyway, your Heavenly Palace, Bajing Palace, and Tusita Palace are all messed up.

Besides, my apprentice runs so fast, he can't run if he can't stop.

My apprentice, who can catch up with you at the speed of riding clouds, can catch up with you? "

Master Xuandu was stunned for a moment: "OK, OK, I won't tell you anymore, you are a better protector than my master.

It's true that your apprentice runs fast, and our Tengyun skills really can't catch up with him.

The saints were not willing to make a move.In the end, the Jade Emperor couldn't take it anymore, and told the old Buddha of the West to stop here and accept the monkey. "

"That's it, it's called a new trick, it's eaten all over the world, there's nothing to be convinced about,
Come, come, Master Xuandu, it's rare to see each other. Today my apprentice showed his might and beat a tiger. Let's have a good meal. "

Chen Xuan, Tang Seng’s previous life, in his era, this tiger could not be beaten. If you scold him a few words, you will probably be caught and fined.
Hitting a tiger is simply death. A tiger's life is worth more than a human's life. There are too few of them, and it has become a rare and protected animal.

It's different now, it's very easy to catch a tiger, especially for practitioners like them.

With an apprentice, Tang Seng naturally stopped doing it, and Monkey King who was directing on the side how to cook delicious food.

Master Xuandu and Tang Seng sat on a stone platform, drinking tea.

Master Xuandu laughed and said, "My brother, you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

It stands to reason that you should be a monk, how can you eat meat? "

"You old Xuandu, who did you hear that monks can't eat meat?"

"Don't all the monks in the Tang Dynasty don't eat meat?
Brother, don't argue with me, our foundation is in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, you can't fool me about this. "

""Come on, every other line is like a mountain, who said that monks don't eat meat anymore?Which scripture said it?Especially ascetic monks like us,

Have you seen my alms bowl, the purple gold alms bowl!

Do you know what this is for, begging for food, and picking food if you beg for it?
Whatever the donor gives, one must eat.You said you ate meat again, but what Buddhism does not eat is the three clean meats.

Do you know what is Sanjing Meat?It is not that you deliberately kill and eat it, nor is it that others kill and eat it for yourself, or that you can't eat it when you see this thing being killed.

"You can't eat something alive. Didn't you kill it? A living tiger was beaten to death by you and skinned."

Master Xuandu frowned and said.

"We are traveling monks, we must not starve to death, human life is greater than the sky, what do you know.

I said you, if you like to eat, eat it, if you don't eat it, don't eat it, you should go far away, do you know that I am upset when I see you now. "

Master Xuandu laughed: "I am very happy every time I see you, it smells so good, besides your mouth, your cooking skills are really the first.

Is Master Guanyin interested in coming over for a drink? "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw Tang Seng and Master Xuandu's unscrupulous words and expressions, snorted angrily, stepped on the auspicious clouds and walked straight away, out of sight and out of mind.

Sun Wukong brought up the prepared meals respectfully, Great Master Xuandu, when he was in the heavenly court, even if he was a special second grader at that time, he did not dare to make trouble in front of Great Master Xuandu.

And my own master can laugh and curse with Master Xuandu, the master is really the god in my heart, the eternal male god!
Monkey King gave a big thumbs up in his heart.

"Your apprentice is really good. Although you have been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, you still haven't become stupid. You just give me some pointers, and the cooking technology has improved by leaps and bounds."

"That's it, what's the matter, don't you give a gift when you meet your nephew?"

Master Xuandu saw a bit of the fairy rope protruding from Tang Seng's hand, and gave a wry smile.

"I knew it would be a disadvantage if I met you."

As he spoke, he picked up the gourd and poured out a Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill and handed it to Monkey King.

"This is the Nine-Turn Great Redemption Pill. You have been crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and your muscles and bones are all shattered.
This Great Returning Pill can properly regulate your body, dredge your meridians, and help you practice in the future. "

"Thank you uncle for your kindness!"

What a clever little monkey Sun Wukong is, and the Nine Turns Great Returning Pill is a fairy pill, a legendary medicine.

In the heavenly court, only when the flat peaches are held, can the Bajing Palace contribute one.

This Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill will be rated as the best treasure, and his master Jiang Ran got the Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill from the Master Xuandu with just a word.

It seems that I have followed a master well.Don't struggle for tens of thousands of years!
"Brother, if you meet an ugly monster who wants to practice with you, please take good care of him.

That idiot's brain is not very good, but there is no way, let's not talk about it, we are brothers, you just need to understand. "

Tang Seng nodded, already knowing who Master Xuandu was talking about.

That was his apprentice, who had already fallen into the mortal world.

"Let me tell you, if you take me as your teacher, you won't be so free. I don't pay attention to being quiet and doing nothing."

"That is, as long as I worship under your sect, it is also a matter of concern for me.

As for how you take care of him, that's up to you. "

The two chatted for a while, Master Xuandu bowed to say goodbye, and returned to Bajing Palace on auspicious clouds.

Tang Seng watched Master Xuandu leave, and then said to Sun Wukong: "Look at how chic he is riding a cloud. It's so disgraceful like you monkey, riding a cloud and doing somersaults."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "I want to change it too, but after I change it, it's not so fast."

"Okay, okay, that's it, somersaults, somersaults, anyway, it's a monkey,
Monkeys love to do somersaults, this is also your nature, and your teacher who opened the door can be regarded as teaching students in accordance with their aptitude.

I won't correct this for you. Your ability is only somersaulting, and it can be regarded as a top-notch exercise, and the others are not worth mentioning.

Anyway, there is plenty of time on the Journey to the West, so let me correct you slowly.

Let's go forward and see if we can find someone else, I'm really not used to eating and sleeping in the open. "

Sun Wukong put on the awning and looked forward: "Master," there is a family in front of it, not far from here, we can go to lodge.

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he rode his horse and went.

Sun Wukong put his luggage on his back and used the spell of flying on land. He ran faster than Tang Seng's horse, and quickly ran to the door of the house.

The monkey didn't understand etiquette at all, so he patted on the door and shouted, "Open the door, open the door!"

An old man opened the door, and seeing Monkey King, he was so frightened that he fainted.

Tang Seng just walked to the door, jumped off his horse, protected the old man from pinching him, beat his back, and finally let the old man recover.

As soon as the old man woke up, he shouted: "Ghost, there is a ghost!"

Tang Seng naturally knew what was going on: ""The old man is one of my apprentices, not a ghost.

Take a good look, this is a monkey, a monkey who can speak human language is also a monkey, this has nothing to do with ghosts.

Only then did the old man see Tang Seng. Tang Seng was handsome and handsome, with a purple gold crown on his head and a yellow ocher robe on his body.

"Sir, are you a monk, a Taoist priest, a teacher, or some noble person?"

Tang Seng is not like Tang Sanzang written by the old man Wu Chengen in Journey to the West,

His attire is very strange, wearing a four-clawed dragon robe, which can only be worn by a prince.The Purple Gold Crown belongs to the Daoist sect.The Jiuxi Zen stick in his hand is obviously Buddhist.

Let this old man not know how to call him.

Tang Seng laughed: "Old man, you can call it whatever you feel comfortable with. Anyway, I don't care."