Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng pointed to the old lady and said to Sun Wukong: "Look at the suffering master, if we are sent to the government, they will insist that we killed people intentionally, which will be troublesome.

This matter was caused by you, you have to settle it yourself, this is the time to test you. "

Sun Wukong's head got big all of a sudden, he won't do it at this time, when he occupies Huaguo Mountain as the king, he can just grab it.

It is normal to kill a few demons and ghosts and injure a few people, and I haven't seen any suffering master come to him.

This time it won’t work, follow Master, Master asked him to solve it, he can only solve it.

How to solve it, it can't be killed with a stick, right?It is estimated that if he did this, the master would definitely be furious.

Sun Wukong immediately turned into a cute and cute look: "Old man, this barren mountain, how did you come here?"

"I came to look for my son. My son passed by here, but I waited for a long time, but I couldn't wait, so I came to look for him."

"Oh, that's it, then you keep looking, keep looking, Master, let's go."

When Sun Wukong heard it, he didn't find it, so that's good, let's just deny it, this kind of solution is always possible, right?

"Hey, I said, did you beat my son to death and buried him secretly?"

Sun Wukong's eyelids twitched, this old lady is amazing, she can guess right.

When Sun Wukong's eyelids were twitching, Tang Seng's hand hidden in his sleeve shook slightly, and the immortal rope flew out of the sleeve.

The old lady was tied up unexpectedly and fell to the ground.

"Help, catch the robber!" The old lady, the villain, complained first, and shouted loudly.

Tang Seng immediately covered the old lady's mouth with a piece of cloth.

"Master, we didn't kill anyone this time, so we can finally have money to spend." Monkey King jumped up happily.

The old lady was tied up, and the little flower bundle in her hand fell to the ground.

Monkey King took the old lady's bag and began to rummage inside to see if there was anything valuable.

Tang Seng looked around with his golden eyes. There were no villages at all. He knew it clearly, and a playful smile appeared on his face.

"I said old lady, you didn't say that you came to kill us just now, did you?"

"You spit out blood!"

"You won't say that those six robbers are your sons?"

"That's my son. If you kill him, you will pay with your life. I will send you to the authorities!" the old lady shouted loudly.

Tang Seng laughed loudly: "Come on, anyway, there are no people around here, and there are high mountains and mountains.

I stand here, looking around, there is no one at all, you are too good at lying.

This person, if you tell the truth too much, you won't even tell lies..."

At this time, Sun Wukong found a yellow dress from the old lady's baggage,

The key is the small dress with short skirts. He wears it to move around, and it feels suitable everywhere.

Hey, there is also a beautiful melon cap, he also picked it up and put it on his head, and then ran to Tang Seng.

"Master, what do you think of my clothes? It's much more comfortable to move around than the wide-sleeved robe you gave me."

Tang Seng turned his head to look, and found that the clothes Sun Wukong was wearing looked familiar to him.

Suddenly thought of something, and then shouted: "Hurry up and take off the hat on your head!"

However, it was already too late, the old lady turned into the appearance of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, chanting words.

A golden light was emitted from the hat, and a golden hoop was stuck on Monkey King's head.

Monkey King screamed in pain and rolled all over the floor.

This is a curse!
After Monkey King beat the six robbers to death in the blink of an eye, Tang Seng didn't lose his temper with Monkey King.
Just don't intend to let Sun Wukong turn and leave in a rage like the original script, and be tricked by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Unexpectedly, Monkey King's fate of wearing the magic spell has not changed.

With a tight spell, the monkey was strangled and rolled all over the ground, crying and crying.

Lively and active, that is the nature of monkeys. Tang Seng is not very happy to deprive Sun Wukong of his nature and make him a respondent.

Originally, I intentionally avoided this link, but I didn't expect Guanshiyin Bodhisattva to come anyway, and I took the initiative to find it.

"Master! It hurts me to death, it hurts me to death, help me!"

Tang Seng glanced at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: "I said Avalokitesvara, why do you bully my apprentice?"

"I'm doing this for your own good! You, a disciple who is born stubborn, even kills and injures people for no reason, how can this be allowed!

With this state, how could he go to the west? If he didn't strictly discipline him, he wouldn't let the blood of the murder flow into rivers on the way to the west.

If this is the case, it doesn't matter if you don't cultivate this kind of Buddha relationship!Pet him, you don't care, I will take care of it for you! "

Avalokitesvara stopped reciting scriptures, Sun Wukong no longer had a headache, and looked at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva tremblingly.

"Be calm, look at your appearance, what are you afraid of, there is a teacher here,

You try to take off that golden hoop on your head. "

Monkey King tried his best, even using a golden hoop to pry it. The golden hoop grew on Monkey King's head like a root, and he couldn't get it off at all.

"" I said Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, keep a line in life, so that we can meet in the future, you take off the golden hoop from my apprentice's head, and let's just pretend that this thing didn't happen, how about it?
""no!This monkey must be strictly controlled, and it will kill or injure people as soon as it runs out from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

"" I said deep mountains and wild forests, no villages and shops behind, where did the wild robbers come from, did you get them here?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's eyes wandered: "You don't care."

"Well, I don't care about it," those six emphasized holding knives, guns, halberds, axes, and forks, which would kill us.

We are justifiable self-defense, and we do not bear any legal responsibility. I said Avalokitesvara, don’t you even understand the law?
Wherever this matter goes, we all have reasons, the laws of heaven and earth, and there is no rule in that one that people are not allowed to resist when they are killed.

"I don't care, I just won't go down anyway, what can you do to me?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious, and turned his head to the side.

Tang Seng tied him up with an immortal rope. This immortal rope was modified by Tang Seng, and even a sub-sage like Guanshiyin couldn't break free at all.

After being trapped by the bundle of fairy ropes, his whole body was sore and limp, and he couldn't escape.

Tang Seng jumped up angrily: "Do you think I can't do anything if you don't take it off?
Disciple, come to me, and I'll show you if you can take it off. "

Monkey King immediately ran to Tang Seng and knelt down, stretched his head over, full of expectation.

Just as Tang Seng wanted to study it, Avalokitesvara recited the mantra again, and the mantra tightened again.

Sun Wukong yelled in pain and rolled all over the floor. Tang Seng had no way to look at it, and he couldn't study the magic spell.

"Why are you so unreasonable!" Tang Tang was angry.

Avalokitesvara snorted and said, "I'm just unreasonable, what can you do to me?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva sits on the ground and raises his head 45 degrees, looking up at the sky.

Tang Seng walked around Guanyin Bodhisattva for a while with his hands behind his back, and then said: "There are ways.

It's just that I'm a gentleman, and I can't use it on girls casually, so I can only tell you to shut up by myself. "

"I'm not going to shut up, what can you do?"

Tang Seng raised his hand and patted her on the neck, and Avalokitesvara passed out.

Monkey King, who had already rolled ten miles away, immediately ran over and extended his thumb to Tang Seng.

"Master is Master. It's amazing. My days of suffering are finally coming to an end."

Tang Seng glared at him and said, "It's all because of your rough hair that you have this disaster.

You said what's the use of having a sharp eye? You don't know how to distinguish, and you get such dangerous things on yourself.

Now the danger is not over at all, I just knocked her out, and if you read it again after she wakes up, you will still have a headache.

And this kind of mantra belongs to the heart language, even if you recite it silently in your heart, you can control this mantra.

And this kind of spell does not distinguish between distances, she just hides in the ends of the earth, whenever she misses it, just one chanting will give you a headache. "

After Sun Wukong heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly lay down on the ground, and was kowtowed by Townsend.

"Master, have pity on your suffering apprentice, if this is the case, I really can't live.

Whenever this Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva doesn't like me, or if he recites the scriptures wrongly, or talks in his sleep, I think it's bad luck.

How can I bear this, I can't live this day at all! "

"Okay, okay, how old is he, and he's still crying, isn't I trying to figure out a way.

Come here, come here, let's continue to study, everything in this world can be made, and it can be unraveled. "

Monkey King immediately crawled over and put his head in front of Tang Seng.

Tang Seng looked at the magic spell with his golden eyes, and after studying it for a long time, he finally understood what was going on.

"I see!"

"Master, can you untie it, can you take off this magic spell?"

Tang Seng shook his head and said, "I can't take it off."

After Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but wailed loudly: "Why is my life so hard!"