Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Willow branches with red string, that is an unresolved love!
If that's the case, the trouble is really big.

Not to mention her as a sub-sage, even if she is a saint, it is very difficult to untie it.

When Sun Wukong heard the roar of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, he was shocked and stood there at a loss.

"What are you afraid of, we have tied her up with the immortal rope, and now she is weak and weak, what else can she do to you?
What's more, you monkey is a rock, can he knock you into a rock?

Master Xuandu didn't give you a Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill. After eating that thing, it can be said that the strength of the physical body has reached its limit.

Unless the power of a saint can hurt you, what are you afraid of?
hurry up! "

"Yes, Master!"

Sun Wukong disappeared, and after a while, he carried a huge willow tree.

Tang Seng joked and said: "Look, you see how real my apprentice is, and you still curse him with tight hoops.

The mouth of the green snake and the needle on the tail of the wasp are easy to do, and the most poisonous to a woman's heart.

How can you abuse my apprentice like this, how can you abuse my apprentice like this!
If I go any further, there are likely to be two more apprentices, and you have caused such disasters, so where will I put my face as a master?right? "

The stubbornness in Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's heart was also aroused, she shut up and didn't speak, no matter what Tang Seng said, she just kept silent.

Angrily, Tang Seng made the willow tree into a strange shape, and then tied the strands of Guanyin Bodhisattva's hair with red strings.

From a distance, it looks like a rich tree.

Tang Seng stood a foot away, turned his head, looked left and right, and then said to Monkey King.

""Teacher, how is it? Your master's craftsmanship is not bad, right?

Sun Wukong immediately smiled charmingly: "Master, you are really good at crafting, you are the best in the world.

This Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva made you dress up like this, and immediately showed a different kind of demeanor.

"A little bit."

As Tang Seng spoke, he took out the eyebrow pencil and all kinds of cosmetics, and began to make up Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

How could Tang Seng know how to make up? He painted the face of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in a mess, especially the red lipstick, which was so delicate and charming.

After dressing up, he took out a mirror and showed Guanyin Bodhisattva to see if he was satisfied.

Avalokitesvara just opened his eyes and took a look, then screamed, the sharp voice went straight into the sky, startling Tang Seng and Monkey King.

The two turned their heads and ran away. After waiting for a long time, they found that Guanyin Bodhisattva was still silent.

Only then did the two tiptoe to the front. Tang Seng put his fingers on the nostrils of Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva, but he didn't breathe!
It's over, has Avalokitesvara been pissed off?
Tang Seng immediately said to Monkey King with his hands behind his back: "I was walking among the mountains and forests. The beautiful scenery on the mountains and forests was dazzling. I felt refreshed and happy along the way. I didn't meet anyone."

Sun Wukong immediately understood and said: "I have been with Master, carrying luggage and following the white horse, feeling relaxed and happy.

Master taught me earnestly, comprehending Taoism along the way, and I was also in a happy mood. I only saw the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. "

The two laughed at each other, Tang Seng recited a mantra, put away the fairy rope, hesitated, and said.

"I have some treasures that seem to be used by girls. If you say that I am a big man, it doesn't make much sense to hold them. It's cheaper for you."

So I put those cosmetics, douchebags, and women's clothing in the small flower bag that Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva took.

Then Tang Seng turned over and rode on his white horse, and Monkey King picked up his luggage and followed closely behind, all the way away.

"Master, do you think Guanyin Bodhisattva will be pissed off by the two of us?"

Tang Seng jumped on his horse and raised his whip, and then said: "That's impossible, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is one of the three sages in the West.

Although it is a bit exaggerated, Yasheng is absolutely indispensable.

How many ups and downs has this kind of person experienced, can she be pissed off with our nonsense?

It's just that she's just pretending, otherwise we'd have to make a fuss, so don't take it to heart. "

"Then are we making a fuss? It's in vain."

"Not necessarily, the old Western Buddha absolutely gave Guanshiyin Bodhisattva three golden hoops, and there are two golden hoops for your two juniors.

After the two of us made such a fuss, she didn't dare to use it.

Although you have suffered, the brothers behind you will not have to suffer.

You are a stone, and you can’t stand it. Let’s go all the way down, where can there be so many stones. "

"What master said is that as a senior brother, I should solve problems for future senior brothers."

After Tang Monk and his disciples walked away, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva slowly opened his eyes and snorted.

"Little boy, see if I don't scare you to death!"

Then he picked up the mirror and took a look at his own weird image, feeling even more annoyed.

This golden cicada is getting more and more mischievous, and even spoiled people like this, let's see how I deal with you!
Avalokitesvara was also not familiar with dressing up, so he took Tang Monk to make up for her in a prank, set up a cloud head, and went straight to Daleiyin Temple.

The old Buddha of the West is meditating with his eyes closed in the main hall, comprehending the mysterious method, and the breath of Journey to the West that he just took over is so wonderful.

When he saw Avalokitesvara's attire, he was startled.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, what happened to you in such a shocking attire?

Could it be that there is no special insight to practice in the world of mortals? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately cried: "Lafayette, you must make the decision for me!

This is all caused by your apprentice, Jin Chanzi, who took that Monkey King as his apprentice.

That Sun Wukong was still so rebellious, his obsession was too great, and a few mortals robbed him, so he let his apprentice beat them all to death with a stick.

I used the magic spell you gave me to teach Sun Wukong a lesson, but your apprentice was not happy.

He actually persecuted me like this, and asked me for those two magic spells. If I didn't give it to him, he would just punish me like this.

Lafayette, I can't meet people like this, you must make the decision for me! "

The old Western Buddha looked with his wisdom eyes and saw the red rope on the head of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

These red ropes are surrounded by clouds and mist, and they have an inexplicable connection with his disciple Jin Chanzi.

There was also some regret in his heart, and at the same time a kind of secret joy.

This is a kind of mysterious feeling, this kind of relationship made him feel a lot, and he seems to have some enlightenment.

The Western Old Buddha pretended to be angry: "This golden cicada is still so stubborn, I immediately asked the two arhats subduing the dragon and the tiger to catch the golden cicada.

Hit him with a thousand sticks, let him reflect on himself, and give you an apology. "

One hundred and eight thousand ring sticks!

Don't say that Tang Seng is just an earth immortal, even a sub-sage will be beaten to half his life.

Isn't this killing Jin Chanzi?

When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva thought of this, he felt a slight ripple in his heart, and said quickly.

"Lafayette, Jin Chanzi is like this, he has always had a childish temper.

I was indeed annoyed just now, but now I have figured it out, if I don't have the same knowledge as him, I have to let him go on the Journey to the West.

Without him, Journey to the West would not be possible at all.

I can't affect our plan of Journey to the West because of personal reasons. "

The Western old Buddha was overjoyed immediately: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you are really a Bodhisattva who knows the general body,
I have to say that none of the gods and Buddhas are as smart, virtuous, general-minded, and considerate of the overall situation as you.

How about this, the remaining two golden hoops will be given to you, it can be regarded as my compensation to you from Master Jin Chanzi. "

"Thank you Buddha for the reward, I'm going back to stare at that golden cicada now,
This golden cicada is still too stubborn, don't let any accident happen on the road of repairing, which will affect the reputation of our Buddhism. "

Then he joined hands in praise to the old Buddha in the west, turned around and left in a hurry.

"Lafayette, this Guanyin Bodhisattva seems to have emotional fluctuations."

The Lantern Ancient Buddha walked over from outside, just in time to see Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva leaving in a hurry.

"So what, our Buddhist doctrine does not prohibit it, only the Eastern Tang Dynasty has such a precept.

Strictly speaking, Jin Chanzi is not from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. "

The Randeng Ancient Buddha nodded, so he didn't dare to mention this matter.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva returned to his cave and began to wash and dress.

Tang Seng made her look too ugly. After washing and dressing up, he opened his little flower bag.

Immediately when the small bag was put on the shop, the golden light was shining, and the treasure was soaring.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's eyes are wide open, these are all treasures, and they are innate treasures!
Where did this little guy get so many treasures?She quickly put it on, twisted her graceful waist in front of the mirror, and hummed a little song with an inexplicable joy in her heart.

After appreciating myself for a while, I suddenly woke up.

I'd better go quickly, that little guy don't let anything happen on West Road.