Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

This Yasha Li Liang just told the Dragon King of Jinghe that Yuan Shoucheng could tell Zhang Shao, a fisherman, to go fishing there by calculating the meeting time and place where the aquarium gathered.

It was he who persuaded the Dragon King of Jinghe to find Yuan Shoucheng's troubles. As long as he went, he would fall into a trap and never recover.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was really enraged. In order to maintain the prosperity of his aquarium, he went to trouble Yuan Shoucheng.

If not, Yuan Shoucheng would have no place to hide if Yuan Shoucheng kept counting like this.
The fish and shrimp in the Jing River have not yet been caught by the people in Chang'an.

Yu Xia suffered a lot of losses, and during the year-end assessment, not only will there be no bonus, but his Dragon King position may also come to an end.

This also forced him to do this, as long as Yuan Shoucheng was driven away, he would go wherever he fell in love.

Li Liang, who patrolled the river, heard Chen Xuan comforting Li Ke by the water, and only then did he know what was going on.

It turned out that the Dragon King of Jinghe ran back in a hurry because he was regarded as a beautiful woman by these dudes!

Hahaha!
He imagined the scene of Jinghe Dragon King with blue face and fangs, such a rough old man, being chased by a group of dudes riding war horses and shouting beauties,

So happy!
He couldn't help but feel great joy in his heart, and laughed hehehe.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals who followed him couldn't help being secretly happy, so that bubbles and ripples were randomly formed on the water surface.

After the crab general enjoyed himself for a while, he felt something was wrong.

If they were found out by Jinghe Dragon King, they would be severely punished.

It is estimated that his green robe turned into a red robe, emitting a faint fragrance, and became the delicacy in the mouth of the old Dragon King.

"General Li Liang, is it okay for us to laugh at the Dragon King like this?" He had to remind.

The other shrimp soldiers and crab generals also shuddered, and quickly covered their mouths. Who the hell, laughed at the immediate boss, and the consequences would be serious.

Wearing small shoes is a trivial matter, and it is estimated that it will be stewed in a pot.

Yecha Li Liang waved his hand to express his indifference and said, "If we don't tell you what to shoot, can he know?"

Others don't know, but he knows that the Dragon King of Jinghe has no more than three days to live.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva found him, and he joined the ranks of the Dragon King of Jinghe,
And he was very clear about the whole plan, and he left today, and became a flying Yaksha in the western sky.

He is a little Dragon King of Jinghe, how dare he go to Xitian to make trouble for him?

What's more, if the Dragon King of Jinghe was tricked by this powerful Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, he would never be able to run away.

Laughing at him for a while now is to give him face and think highly of him.

In the future, he, the Dragon King of Jinghe, will be gently crossed out from the roster of the Shui tribe and nailed to the pillar of shame.

Chen Xuan was comforting Li Ke, no matter how much he comforted him, Li Ke seemed very decadent.

Li Ke felt that this was the end for him, hurting civilians and forcing people to fall into the water to die,
Even if such a crime does not kill him, it is estimated that he will be expelled from the palace.

Li Ke is different from other royal families. His mother is Concubine Yang, the daughter of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang.

He is considered to have the blood of two dynasties, and Li Ke is very smart. Li Shimin likes him very much, and often says that Yingguo is like me.

But these courtiers made it difficult for Li Ke everywhere, because they rebelled against the Sui Dynasty.

If Li Luo takes the position of emperor, they and their descendants are likely to be liquidated,
Therefore, these courtiers made it difficult for Li Ke everywhere, even if he burped and farted, the size and length of his voice were all included in the list of impeachment.

Li Ke is very smart and knows what's going on, so he completely let go of himself and became the number one playboy in the royal family.

Unexpectedly, this time casually chasing and looking at the beautiful woman would lead to the death of a person. This is simply piercing the sky!

Chen Xuan knew the relationship and was looking for how to solve it.

When they were at their wit's end, they also saw bubbles in the water next to them running up, gurgling,

He looked with golden eyes and suddenly noticed.

Immediately he threw away the Zijin Bowl and smashed it down. Li Liang, who was enjoying himself secretly, was knocked unconscious by the Zijin Bowl without any precautions.

Yasha Li Liang hit a float and floated on the water.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals who came with him were shaken by the purple gold bowl, and all their belly turned out.

Yasha belonged to the gods, and they were all knocked out, especially these shrimp soldiers and crab generals.

The purple gold alms bowl given to him by the system belongs to the innate spiritual treasure, even if he encounters a river dragon king like Jinghe Dragon King, he will still faint instantly.

"Chen Xuan, what are you doing?"

"Catch fish."

"I'm already like this, and you're still catching fish!"

Li Ke jumped up angrily. This guy is really heartless and heartless. He hasn't forgotten to eat at this time.

Chen Xuancai doesn't care what he looks like or what he has to do with me.

He jumped into the water, dragged Yasha Li Liang out of the water, and when he got out, he understood.

The so-called Yaksha has a ferocious appearance and white hair, which is comparable to the legendary water monkey in his previous life.

Chen Xuan's eyes rolled, he had an idea, and thought of a way to crack it.

"We all made a mistake. There is no beauty at all. This is a monkey." Chen Xuan said.

"Don't bully me for being uneducated. Monkeys are afraid of water. Will this monkey not die in water?"

"This statement is wrong. Ordinary monkeys are afraid of water, but there is a monkey that lives in water. It is transformed from a drowned ghost.

As long as someone passed by the water, he would pick them out of the water and drag them into the water to suck the brains.

We didn't hurt people's lives, but we did harm for the people..."

People have two skins, how can it make sense, Chen Xuan started his own bragging mode, which confused Li Ke.

"This doesn't look like a beauty?" Li Ke asked suspiciously.

"Have you seen his face? The ancients said it well, the devil's figure is the devil's face, whether you are beautiful or not can't be judged one-sidedly. The figure is one aspect, but the main thing is to look at the face.

Our society is a society that looks at faces. You are still too young and lack social experience. It is not surprising.

Come, come, step back, and take a closer look. "

Chen Xuan grabbed Yasha's horn and lifted the unconscious Yasha up.

Li Ke stepped back very obediently, it was really the case, from a distance, this Yasha was still in good shape.

The more I look at it, the more I feel some kind of impulse.

"Wow, what a beautiful woman!"

Those dandies who were running along the embankment just turned back and saw the Yaksha that Chen Xuan was carrying, all of them screamed happily.

Chen Xuan was holding Yasha Li Liang, still dangling, and he really had the graceful figure of Jinghe Dragon King walking.

When these dandies approached, Chen Xuan exposed Yasha's face, and everyone screamed.

Not only these people, but also the war horse, let out a long hiss, and just lay down on the ground to shit.

Yasha is also a kind of god, although the level, it is not something these war horses can bear, not to mention that Yasha is very vicious.

At this time, Li Shimin was furious: "That rebellious son, how dare you take human life carelessly! Come, call those incomprehensible guys, I will punish them severely!"