Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was originally full of joy, but when Tang Seng called her that, her face immediately changed.

"Jin Chanzi, you are too much, you let your apprentice beat the mount I prepared for you to death."

Sun Wukong covered his forehead with his hands. This Bodhisattva just said that this matter would rot in his stomach.

In a blink of an eye, I wanted to say, this woman, does she speak as she pleases without considering the consequences?
Tang Seng's previous life, Chen Xuantong, traveled through "Journey to the West", so of course he knew that the little white dragon was originally Tang Seng's mount.

But what's the matter with shading yourself, the golden cicada is gone, we just caused trouble on the Westward Journey Road.

Tang Seng was not afraid of this, he said with a smile: "Why should I follow your train of thought?

My BMW horse is very good, you know, in practice, you can fight with the sky, and with the earth, of course, you can also fight with people, but I don't like it.

Xiaobai of my family is already a steed, so why should I trade for a horse?

Besides, my Xiaobai is so obedient, why did you let Xiaobailong eat it? If I hadn't taken precautions, I would never see my Xiaobai again.

You threw this little white dragon here just to let the little white dragon eat my horse.How can you, a big girl, be so cruel! "

"I put it here just to wait for you, a Buddhist scripture. You just need to say that you went from the Eastern Tang to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Of course this little white dragon won't hurt you, and it won't hurt your horse, why don't you say it? "

"Why should I say, why should I say, you have seen the walking merchant say to the robbers,

I have a lot of money, I am in business, my family has a lot of money, you robbed me.

Isn't that a brain twitch? You have set up so many obstacles on the Journey to the West, and I still swaggered over them? "

"you……

I'm doing this for your own good, I'm so mad at you! "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva stomped his feet angrily.

Every time Tang Seng goes through a catastrophe, the luck of the catastrophe is aroused, and the luck will also act on him.

Traveling westward like this, Tang Seng can be said to lie down and win.

With Sun Wukong as these disciples working hard to protect him, they can say nothing, and when they arrive at Daleiyin Temple, they will automatically become Buddhas.

This is the benefit given to him by the old Buddha Xitian, why is this person like this, why is he so resistant, and so rebellious.

Too high school!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"Master, let's not discuss this for now. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is actually good, and it's really for your own good, protecting you everywhere.

When I was chasing that little white dragon, I just knocked him to death with a stick and put it in the purple gold bowl you gave me when the Dragon King of the West Sea came over.

It was Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who said that your white horse is the little white dragon, so that things were settled.

Otherwise, we will have to face the entire dragon clan, and we will go all the way west, but it will not be so easy. "

"What's the matter, let me tell you, you are a demon race, not a human race, I am a human race!

From the prehistoric period to the present, how many floods have these dragon ancestors in charge of the situation launched?

Do you know how many human casualties are?He wants to fight me, and I want to fight them.

It's not that the Jade Emperor suppressed and protected them, and used their ability to spread clouds and rain to benefit all things,

I killed them all and ate them all in one pot! " Tang Seng snorted.

"Oh, you're so angry, little man, don't the human races kill the water races? Fishing all day long, you eat as much as you fish."

Tang Seng rolled his eyes and looked at Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva: "You dare to call me that, okay, little monkey, when you see this big Bodhisattva in the future, you will call me Master, do you know?"

"Huh?" The monkey grandson was so cute that the scalp on the top of his head was almost bald.

He looked at Tang Seng and Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, and he didn't know, so he either agreed or didn't agree.

"Look at what to see, he told you to call, you call, I'll see who is unlucky in the end."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva took curly steps, sat beside Tang Seng, and said to Monkey King.

"Didn't you make dragon meat, hurry up, I only ate it once in the heavenly court, and it tasted pretty good.

This was more than ten thousand years ago.Unexpectedly, this time I have a good fortune. "

"Okay, don't be impatient, I'll do it now!"

Then he asked Tang Seng quietly: "Master, how do you make this dragon meat? I really haven't done this before."

"What's so difficult?" Tang Zeng told him dozens of methods in one breath.

Monkey King himself is very smart, and immediately pulled out his own hairs to change some pots and pans.

Called those Liuding Liujia and the meritorious officers on duty to help him, and then he got busy.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took out willow branches from the water purification bottle, took some of the three-light divine water, and swiped across the sky, immediately covering the area where they were.

"I said Chen Xuan, can we not make trouble if we have nothing to do, whether you want to become a monk or not.

You have carried the luck of Journey to the West, you have to go on, and you have to go step by step, and you can't use mana.

Don't talk yet, listen to me, this is also of great benefit to you. "

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw that Sun Wukong, Liuding Liujia, and Gongcao on duty had been busy all the time, so he didn't pay attention to what they were saying, and then whispered in Tang Zheng's ear.

"In any area where there is a catastrophe, the luck of Journey to the West is very pure and large.

It will act on you first, and it will be easier for you to absorb it.

Whenever you encounter catastrophe, you just meditate and practice without worrying about anything else.Journey to the West's calamity luck didn't explode at that time, so you absorbed it crazily.

This thing is only done but not talked about, understand? "

Seeing that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva spoke very seriously, Tang Seng nodded quickly.

Although he didn't know why Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva told him these secrets, his impression of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva changed a lot.

Originally, he felt a little resentful in his heart, and he didn't want to take the Journey to the West.

Live happily in Chang'an City, be your own little dandy, and be able to practice freely.

It can be said that there is no delay in eating, drinking, playing and practicing.

Now being caught up on the Westward Journey Road, most of the time travels through the deep mountains, and there are some grasslands, deserts, and people who sleep in the open, feeling very depressed.

After Guan Yin Bodhisattva spoke in such a low voice and explained a sentence, the depression in his heart disappeared, which is amazing.

How could such a mysterious change occur in my mentality?

Tang Seng couldn't help looking up at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and felt that he was not so annoying. Instead, he felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva was not only beautiful, but also very cute.

While Sun Wukong was handling the dragon meat, he peeked at Tang Seng and Guanyin Bodhisattva from time to time.

He was really afraid that the two of them would fight again while talking.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is too simple, and his master is eccentric.

Although the master only has the bottom line of cultivation, but a fool like Guanyin Bodhisattva can only suffer in front of his master.

Unexpectedly, the two of them were embarrassed for a while, and they were talking and laughing.

Tang Seng actually cooked tea and poured it for Avalokitesvara. The two chatted happily while drinking tea.

What happened between them?When two people meet, they are like enemies. Well, how old is this, and it's okay after a while?

Things between adults are really confusing.

The 1000-foot little white dragon turned into dung in an instant and disappeared between the sky and the earth.

Avalokitesvara didn't pick and choose. After eating, she wiped her mouth, twisted her waist, and turned to leave.

In an instant, there were only Tang Seng and Sun Wukong master and apprentice left in Snake Pan Mountain and Eagle Sorrow Stream.

The saddle of the white horse was still useless, and when Guanyin Bodhisattva left, trouble began, and the bridle of the horse turned into flying ash.

Avalokitesvara did it on purpose!Let me ride a barebacked horse like this, only some Tartar nomads can ride a barebacked horse.

Does she think I have a nationality, am I that barbaric?
"Master, let's stop worrying about this, and first think about how to get through this Snake Mountain Eagle Sorrow Stream.

We can't control the sky, we can only go step by step, and we can't use our own methods.So you can't fly across the clouds. "

"Then make a raft. Although the current here is turbulent, it may be difficult for ordinary people to get through.

Are we ordinary people?Our physical strength is very strong.

Let's row over! "

"Okay, master, you still pay attention, I'll go chop wood now."

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva returned to his own purple bamboo forest in Luojia Mountain, and fought with me, you are still young, my mother, the teacher of the Seven Buddhas, still speaks out the Dharma,
The road I have walked is more salty than yours. A woman is really a murderous knife. As long as I show my weakness, this fool will immediately soften his heart.

Didn't you obediently listen to me in the end?

He was sitting on his ninth-grade lotus platform, and he couldn't help frowning when he saw Tang Monk and his disciples busy cutting down trees.

My heart suddenly softened.

Snake Panshan Yingchou stream is fast-flowing, the waves are rolling, and there are hidden reefs everywhere.

It would be very strange if it could be crossed with a raft.

After pondering for a while, she called the guardian god of Luojia Mountain and gave a few instructions.

The Great God of Protecting the Mountain clasped his palms together in praise, walked out of Luojia Mountain, and flew towards the direction of Snake Pan Mountain and Yingchou Stream.

The Tang monk and his disciples had just cut the wood, when suddenly a small boat appeared beside the Snake Pan Mountain and Yingchou Stream.

"Elder going west, do you need a ferry?"