Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"Switch Guan Wen? Are you kidding me!" Tang Seng said with a snort.

"This is the enemy country of the Tang Dynasty, I want to go to their king and say that I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and go to the west to learn scriptures.

Then don't you get detained by their king?At that time, just like Su Wu in the Han Dynasty, go to the northern cold land to herd sheep. "

Sun Wukong said: "Master, it's not that serious, is it?

If they dare to do this, don't talk about you, Master, I'll let you down with a stick, and don't destroy his country.

He dared us to herd sheep, and I made them lose their souls. "

After Tang Seng heard it, he put his hand on his chin and said in the state of a meditator: "Young man, what you said makes sense, why don't we try it?

We don't cause trouble, but we can't be afraid of trouble, right? "

As soon as Tang Seng's words fell, Monkey King immediately understood, and the troublemaker immediately showed his original shape.

Sun Wukong said worriedly: "Master, let's go to their king in a big way, what if they don't cover the stamp and start fighting?
I think about it, if we are like this, if we force them to do something, we are acting in self-defense, just like killing those six robbers a few days ago. "

"Young man, you are getting smarter and smarter. When we do things in Tang Dynasty, we have to be upright, and we don't do sneaky things.

When I was at the border, the general who guarded the city said that they were going to crusade against this country, and we just went to see the excitement. "

Sun Wukong immediately said: "Anyway, my apprentice has just learned the spell of summoning wind and rain. It's okay to practice and practice. I didn't move my mouth, right, Master?"

"No, don't cause trouble for me! My mother is not angry, do you think my mother is a muddle?

Let me tell you, if you dare to use spells to fight against mortals, I will really be rude to you this time!
Hurry up and go west, you go and try! "

The voice of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva came from all directions, obviously full of anger.

Tang Seng laughed loudly: "If you don't go, you don't go, a man, if you don't go, you don't go.

Let's go, little monkey, let's keep going, don't be as knowledgeable as this crazy bitch. "

"You..." The embarrassed Guanyin Bodhisattva raised his willow branch and threw it at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng raised his Nine-Tin Zen Staff to meet him, and suddenly five-colored flames shot out from the Nine-Tin Zen Staff, sweeping towards the willow branches.

Guanyin Bodhisattva screamed and quickly put away his willow branches.

late.

The flame on Jiuxi's Zen stick seemed invisible, like a fire that burned the sky, and the willow branch in her hand was scorched.

Tang Monk and the others galloped away on a white horse. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva took back his avatar in Luojia Mountain.
Looking at the pitch-black willow branches in his hands, he wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only insert them into his water purification bottle.

This kid is too hateful, I must give him a good look!
Hmph, I prepared an entourage for him there earlier, it seems that there is no need for him.

Isn't he great?I will reduce the number of his entourage, it will make him suffer very much!

Tang Monk burned the willow branches of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was in a happy mood for a long time. Everything he saw was beautiful and everything he ate was fragrant.

There was nothing to say along the way, and in the blink of an eye, it came to a spring, when the master and the apprentice were on a spring outing, thinking about what to eat,
The mountain road suddenly turned, and I saw a different view in a mountain depression.

Monkey King said: "Master, there must be a monastery there, shall we go there?"

"Anyway, there's nothing else to go to. There's too much fat in my belly these two days. Let's go to the monastery.
It is also good to eat a little vegetarian food there and brush your intestines.

This temple is dignified and magnificent. It must be a very famous temple. Maybe there are some ancient scriptures in it.

Let's stay there for a few days and copy some. In case you don't make it to Xitian, you will have something to sell when you go back home. "

"Master is still amazing, knowing how to plan ahead."

The two walked along the mountain road, and soon they came to the gate of the temple.

The palaces of the temple are layered upon layers, very spectacular, surrounded by pine and cypress trees.

The bell tower soars into the sky, and the stupa in the backyard goes straight into the sky, forming a forest of pagodas. It can be seen that it is a very old temple.

On the archway of the temple, there are four vigorous characters written - Guanyin Temple!
Tang Seng was overjoyed: "I didn't expect that after walking for two months, we would arrive at the hometown of Avalokitesvara.

Then we don't have to meet outsiders, we are all acquaintances, easy to talk and easy to handle. "

Sun Wukong said in his heart, is it easy to handle things, or easy to cause trouble?

You and this Guanshiyin Bodhisattva are really enemies.

He could think so in his heart, and he absolutely couldn't say it out of his mouth, so he hurried up and knocked on the door.

It's really weird to close the mountain gate in broad daylight.

After knocking for a while, a monk opened the gate of the temple.

Tang Seng stepped forward and said: "I am a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I plan to go to Leiyin Temple to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.

Seeing that your place is full of incense, Sheng wants to place an order here for a few days, is it convenient? "

No, the monk quickly said: "It turns out that he is an eminent monk from the Shang Kingdom, please hurry up, please hurry up!"

Tang Seng stepped forward, and Monkey King followed behind, leading the white dragon horse.

The monk saw Sun Wukong's appearance, the sharp-billed monkey with yellow hair all over his face, the yellow monk's clothes on his body, and the small hands that were exposed were also golden-yellow hair.

The monk asked Tang Seng cautiously: "Master, what is behind you?"

"It's a monkey with great supernatural powers. It is said that it can go up to nine heavens to embrace the moon and go down to five oceans to catch turtles. The Jade Emperor in the sky would have a headache seeing him.

I used a lot of mana to subdue him, you have to be careful, this monkey has a bad temper.

The Archmage really has great powers, such a vicious thing can be subdued by you.

Our dean also met a long-haired Youxian, but he could only be friends with him, but he couldn't subdue him and become the mountain god beast of our temple. "

"Oh? What is it? Master, we have been walking safely for two months, not to mention ghosts and ghosts, and we haven't even encountered a small thief.

My hands are very itchy now, and I want to make gestures with him. "Sun Wukong said a little unconvinced when he heard it.

Tang Seng understood it after thinking about it.

"Shut up, if there is a fight and the temple of Guanyin Bodhisattva is demolished, we won't be able to justify it.

Play here for two days. After resting enough, let's take our journey to the west. Don't look for anything here. "

As Tang Seng said, he blinked at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong immediately realized.

It seems that this master has some ideas, interesting, ordinary days are too boring.Finally, I can move my muscles and bones.

It's just that he couldn't figure out why his master was causing trouble.

He scanned the monk's houses of these monasteries with his golden eyes, and there were some ordinary monks in the monk's houses.

With their heads shaved brightly, it wouldn't kill all these annoying monks, right?
If this is really done, then it will really cause big trouble.

But looking back, my master is very opposed to killing mortals, probably not.

Knocking on the heads of these monks is absolutely impossible, so how can it be lively?
Sun Wukong is full of expectations.

While walking, Tang Seng chatted with the monk: "Compared with the friend of the old dean and this apprentice of mine, which one do you think is better?"

The monk thought for a while and said: "The old dean's friend is tall and has black hair all over his body.

You monk taught your apprentice to lose weight, in terms of strength, you should not be an opponent.

It's just that the great mage said that this one of yours is an apprentice and can go to heaven and earth. If it's true, then it's not certain.

It's just that both of them are very ugly, but they are evenly divided. "

Tang Seng smiled slightly and said: "Ugly is ugly, but it is very useful."

"That's right, that friend of our old dean is proficient in Buddhism, Taoism, and alchemy."

The monk led Tang Seng into the main hall of the Buddhist monastery. In the center of the main hall there is a tall and majestic statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The Avalokitesvara statue is plump, with bare feet, sitting cross-legged on a nine-pin lotus platform, with all kinds of compassion, which makes people feel infinite peace in their hearts after looking at it.

Tang Seng only watched from the side, and did not offer incense to the large statue.

Sun Wukong took the three sticks of incense from the monk, blew with his mouth, spit out flames, lit the three sticks of incense, and inserted them into the incense burner.

"Master, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is indeed the embodiment of great compassion and great compassion. This statue can make people feel at ease. It's really amazing."

Tang Seng snorted: "Have you never seen a real person, is she really so kind?

Every time I see her, I have a headache. This statue really makes people feel peaceful and eliminate some troubles.

It's just that these are people's imaginations, adding their own imaginations to it.

Look at how they carved this bodhisattva so rich and peaceful. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is a beautiful woman, how can she be so fat. "

The monks on one side were taken aback when they heard the conversation between the Tang monk and his disciples. They are really eminent monks. They have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva.

I'm going to tell the dean that there are two living Bodhisattvas here.

After the monks joined hands and saluted, they hurriedly left the main hall of the Buddhist monastery.