Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Guangzhi continued to bewitch: "After killing them, we dig a hole in the backyard Tallinn and bury them. If we don't say anything, who knows.

Old Master, this way I can keep the brocade cassock for you. You can wear it whenever you want. Isn’t that up to your mood? "

When the old homeowner heard this, the creases on his face became even more criss-crossed.

The old homeowner smiled and pointed at Guangzhi and said, "I didn't love you for nothing, you are indeed a filial and smart child.

Our Avalokitesvara Temple will last forever if you have people like you. I am very optimistic about you. "

At this time, the Great Monk Guangmou said: "I'm afraid it will not be easy, let alone that he was recommended by Guanyin Bodhisattva to worship Buddha in Daleiyin Temple for sutras.

It was the monk with a rough face and thunderous appearance who was following him. He looked very vicious at first glance, and he was definitely not a good stubble.

I'm afraid it seems to have more mana than our Master Yaoxian from Nanshan.

In case we startle the snake and we can't stop it, it will be bad luck.

I do have a solution, but we have a little bit of loss, and it is absolutely guaranteed to be safe. "

The old monk said: "My son, you are all good children in my heart, and you all know how to share my worries and seek advice. Do you have a better way?"

Guangmou said: "These two monks from Dongtu have documents, and if they disappear suddenly, they will be traced here."

Let's have an accident for him. When I asked Guangzhi to arrange accommodation for them, I had already made plans.

Arrange them in a remote courtyard, and when they go to bed in the middle of the night, we burn them all to death.

He said that if asked, we would say that there was a fire, and if we were looking for the cassock, we would say that we did not see it, and it might have been burned.

In this way, no one has evidence, so we can sit back and relax.

The old monk was overjoyed: "My son, you are indeed a smart person.

It's right to kill the monks like this, everyone is a monk, it's not good if it's too bloody.

We monks died on the firewood, so we did a good deed to let them walk faster on the road.

They become Buddhas here, they should thank us.

So good, so good, hurry up and get ready. "

Everyone responded and quietly prepared firewood.

After Monkey King inquired clearly, he turned into a moth and flew back to the small courtyard where he lived, and only then did he show his original shape.

"Master, there is not a single good person in this Guanyin Temple, as expected, they are all motivated by money.

They were going to wait for us to fall asleep, fill our yard with firewood, and burn us to death.

I'm going to smash the skulls of these bald donkeys out of them. "

Tang Seng said: "Crime also needs to pay attention to evidence, what they say is just a psychological crime.

This does not constitute a crime in the law, even if there is firewood piled around us, it is someone else's place.

People say to raise dry firewood, what does it have to do with us when people pile dry firewood in other people's places?
Just because of this, we kill people, which doesn't make sense. "

"Then what to do, they can't light a fire, let's kill them again."

"It doesn't matter if you start a fire. If someone caught fire, it wasn't intentional. How do you say someone murdered? Do you have evidence?
You monkey is usually very smart, but when you encounter something, you become stupid, pick off the night pearl, I want to sleep. "

"Master, what should we do? The fire is imminent, and you still want to sleep."

"I don't care what you do, you provoked this matter, how many times have I told you as a teacher, don't reveal your money.

You fought with these monks, and something happened. If you don't listen to the master, you will suffer in front of your eyes.

You can settle this matter yourself. We will leave tomorrow. I am going to sleep. Don't disturb me. "

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he lay on the bed and closed his eyes, really fell asleep.

Sun Wukong took Ye Mingzhu and rubbed his head with his hands to worry, what should I do.

Of course, they can't be burned to death in the room, but it's too embarrassing to be burned to black and sloppy.

How can we escape this fire?
hide……

right!Why didn't I think of it, or what Master said is good, the car must have a way to the front of the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge.

As long as you think of a way, you can always think of it.

Sun Wukong chanted the incantation, his figure suddenly disappeared, and he drove straight to the Nantianmen on somersaulting clouds.

I haven't been to the sky for 500 years, and Monkey King is a little emotional when he walks to the Heavenly Palace.

The Tiangong is still the same, it is still so magnificent and auspicious, without any trace of time.

But there is no relationship with him here, but Sun Wukong has changed, he has become mature and mature.

Outside the Nantian Gate, he sighed a few times and walked towards the inside of the Nantian Gate.

As soon as he walked to the gate of Nantianmen, the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding Nantianmen panicked.

"It's not good, it's not good, the monkey who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace has come again, go and report it inside.

This monkey ran out from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain again, and came to our place to make trouble again. " said one

"What are you afraid of, that monkey made trouble in Tiangong that time, it was all secretly approved by the higher-ups.

It is said that the old Buddha of the West gave us a lot of gifts, which is why this monkey is suitable for playing.

This monkey is going to come here to make trouble now, he has to weigh it carefully. " said the general guarding the gate.

"It's easy for you to say, although we are sympathetic, it's just that this monkey runs fast,

And that monkey has the indestructible body of a diamond, so it can't be killed or caught, so we will be the only ones who will be unlucky. "

A group of heavenly soldiers and generals couldn't make up their minds, discussing outside the Nantian Gate.

Sun Wukong walked in with his hands behind his back, "I said, brothers, that's how you welcome me.

Is our brotherhood lost through the passage of time?
Don't worry, brothers, I'm not here to make trouble, I'm here to find Guangmu Tianzun.

Now, Laosun, I have long since given up doing sneaky things, and now I am an apprentice to the great monk Sanzang, who is traveling westward.

Let him go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. "

It happened that Guangmu Tianwang was on duty today. He heard the noise outside and walked over quickly.

Seeing that it was Monkey King, he quickly saluted Monkey King. The Four Heavenly Kings of Heaven are also the Four King Kongs of Buddhism.

Guangmu Tianwang is well aware of the matter of Journey to the West, but the arrival of Monkey King makes him feel puzzled.

"Brother, a few days ago, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva visited His Majesty the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court, and asked the four-valued meritorious cao, six Ding Liujia, and Wufang Jiedi to protect Tang Monk to learn scriptures in the Western Paradise.

I chatted with him for a while, and according to him, you have already become an apprentice to this Great Master Sanzang.

Why did you come here to play so leisurely today?Could it be that your journey to the West is over? "

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Hi, it's early."

As soon as they heard that Sun Wukong had really turned his back on evil, these heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded him and asked.

"Did you suffer a lot of grievances as an apprentice for a mortal? That's why I came here to find my brothers to relieve my boredom.
Don't worry, we are still good brothers, do you want to come to the brothers to relieve boredom?

Let's treat you to a drink, brother, I'm treating you today. "

Sun Wukong said: "No matter what, my master is good everywhere. Although my cultivation base is a little lower, he is very good to me and I am very satisfied.

When I came this time, I did ask you for some things. My master was in trouble, and the first thing that came to mind was you.

No, this time we encountered a catastrophe, met some vicious people, they planned to set fire to my master,

After much deliberation, only your fire shelter, Guangmu Heavenly King, can save my master.
So I came here with a thick skin, and borrowed the fire shelter from my brother to use it. After I use it up, I will return it to you immediately. "

Guangmu Heavenly King said: "You monkey, you are still so tricky, you are still the master of trouble.

Since your master has suffered from a fire, you should ask the Dragon King of the Four Seas to give you rain, so that the fire can be put out.

My fire shelter can only ensure that your master will not be burned, and it cannot extinguish the fire. "

Sun Wukong quacked and laughed: "It's enough to protect my master, I don't care how it burns.

The bigger the burn in other places, the better. It has nothing to do with me, as long as I protect my master.

As long as my master is safe and sound, my mission is complete.

My master often taught me to do my part well and avoid getting involved in things that have nothing to do with me.

Now I'm an obedient apprentice, very obedient, it's none of my business now, I just turn a blind eye and don't get involved at all. "

Guangmu Heavenly King, hurry up and give me your fire shield. If you delay the big event, we won't be able to be good brothers.

The Guangmu Heavenly King didn't dare not give it to Sun Wukong, if he was really annoyed, there was nothing he could do if something happened.

Monkey King is now on the Westward Journey, which is even more special than when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

The Three Realms allowed him to be called Tiantianying and Didiling.

If you annoyed this person too much, you will suffer a loss, you can only suffer a boring loss, and there is no place to reason.

Sun Wukong took Guangmu Tianwang's fire shelter, and returned to Guanyin Temple with a somersault.

When they arrived at the place where Tang Seng was sleeping, he quickly opened the fire shelter to cover the room where Tang Seng was sleeping.

As soon as the fire shelter was opened, flames suddenly rose in the entire small courtyard, engulfing the entire small courtyard.