Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Tang Seng was drinking tea slowly, without saying a word.

He knew a general idea about these things, but he didn't say anything.

Master Xuandu gave him many benefits in the past, letting him take care of his apprentices on the Westward Journey, and I think it was this one.

It's just that this one can eat, drink and sleep, and is very reckless. From the bottom of his heart, he really doesn't want such a thing.

I can't go back on what I promised others, anyway, I don't care, I live in this Gao Laozhuang, just eat and drink and enjoy for a while,

This apprentice of mine has a detached personality, and whenever he has something to do, he becomes full of energy, and he has unlimited energy every day.

It is good for the whole team to let him go out for activities and let some energy go.

Tang Seng made himself a spectator, and watched Monkey King discuss his monster son-in-law with this old Mr. Gao.

Sun Wukong heard what Mrs. Gao said, and then said: "Old Gao, if I heard correctly, you said that monster is your son-in-law.

If that's the case, you're not authentic, it's called going back on your promises.

If you disagree, why didn't you have any opinions when you got married?

These two people are married, why do you go back on your word?You are also a scholarly family, a heir to poetry and books.

Is it bad to do such a thing? "

As soon as Sun Wukong said, the old man Gao became annoyed: "Master, you don't know.

You say that I am a kind-hearted man who builds bridges and repairs roads, but I don't have a son to inherit the family business, but only three daughters.

Who will I leave my tens of millions of wealth to? I only have three daughters in my life, and two of them are already married.

The youngest daughter is named Cuilan, and she plans to find a son-in-law who will come to her house and use her son-in-law to support the family.

In this way, you can also rely on your old age.

Just three years ago, a big black and strong man came from outside, and his appearance was quite delicate and handsome.

He himself said that he is from Fuling Mountain, his surname is Zhu, he has no parents or brothers, and he has no cares and cares. He wants me to be a door-to-door son-in-law.

I saw that the guy was nice and sincere, so I agreed, but I didn't realize that because of this, trouble came. "

Xuan Yi asked curiously: "Grandpa, then you said that your monster son-in-law is also good-looking, why did he become ugly later?"

Sun Wukong said: "Little brother, you have just followed the master, you have not yet embarked on the path of practice, and you are not very clear about the method of practice.

This monster can change when it becomes a spirit.
For example, your elder brother, let alone changing into a handsome young man, even changing into a beautiful woman is within a single thought and there is no difficulty.

You follow our master, you can learn something. "

Xuan Yi nodded obediently.

They have only followed Tang Seng as a teacher and apprentice for six or seven days. Although they have come out of the shadows of the past, they have become happier.

It's just that Tang Seng didn't teach them any spells because of his young age and weak body. Instead, he used elixir to cut their hair and wash their marrow.

Old Mrs. Gao took over the conversation and said, "Son, what you elder brother said is right.

I saw that person was also very honest and capable, so I agreed and recruited him to be my son-in-law.

This son-in-law is also a good hand at work, and he has great strength when doing work. One person can support more than a dozen people.

It can be eaten if you can do it, I can understand it, besides, my family has a great career, so I am not afraid of him eating it.

This day was going well, but in less than half a year, that fat black man gradually changed.

The mouth has also become longer, the ears have also become larger, and manes have grown on the back of the head, which looks like a pig at first glance.

And he became more and more restless, flying sand and rocks while walking, which scared everyone in the village trembling.

Holy monk, how can you live this day? There is no way to live it.

I discussed it and asked my daughter to reconcile with him, but he didn't agree, so he locked my daughter in the room and stopped working for us.

Nowhere to be seen during the day, and at night I ride the wind and live with my daughter.

Everyone said that I married a monster son-in-law. This is easy to say, but it is not pleasant to hear.
So I have no choice, this Gao Cai tried every means to invite some mages over.

I didn't want to hurt his life either, I just wanted to drive him away and stop harassing our family.

Our family is just a dutiful family, and we don't want to get involved with those demons and ghosts.

But who knew that my son-in-law, the monster, had too much magic power. I invited many mages from a hundred miles away, but none of them were his opponents. "

Tang Seng said secretly in one side of his heart: You are inviting ordinary people, spending a few talismans, chanting a few mantras and burning yellow paper, what is the use of that.

Not to mention these mortal mages, even those gods who can be his opponents are also those who have a reputation.

Your son-in-law is probably as powerful as that bear on Black Wind Mountain.

Those mortals who have learned some fur spells such as chanting mantras and drawing talismans come here, and they are not really courting death if they want to subdue demons.

Just that old monster, he was blown to death in one breath.

Tang Seng sat there cross-legged, closed his eyes and meditated, using the Hunyuan mental method to absorb the luck of Journey to the West.

This is a good thing. As for other things, they are all small things, just leave it to the monkey.

Anyway, the monkey's Nine-Turn Mysterious Art cannot be absorbed when Journey to the West is not triggered.

Sun Wukong was indeed in high spirits at this time, and the discussion with Mrs. Gao was in full swing.

"So that's the case, so it's easy to say, this monster is also a good monster.

Let's do this, I talked to him tonight and asked him to write a divorce papers and return his daughter to you. "

The old man Gao immediately said happily: "That's great, but let's forget about the divorce papers or something.
At the beginning, I had a good discussion with him, but in the end he killed several people. I'm afraid this monster will not let it go.

If after you leave, he comes to make trouble again, I have nothing to do.

If you have strong means, you can kill him directly, so that the roots will be removed, and everyone will feel at ease. "

Sun Wukong said: "That's easier, it's more difficult to catch alive, if I kill him, I'll beat him to death with a stick, but it's clean and neat.

Don't worry, old man, I will take care of this matter for you tonight.

When the monster comes, I will kill the monster for you. "

Tang Seng spoke at this time and stopped Sun Wukong, who was letting himself go: "Oh Wukong, you can't talk too much, let's talk a little bit when you meet people.

Things can be done, but words cannot be said.Tell me, what are you going to do? "

"Master, I'll just wait. When the wind blows, I'll stop him and beat him to death with a stick to solve the problem."

Tang Seng frowned and said: "Subduing demons, after all, there is a lot of movement, and fighting between gods will hurt many innocent people.

You rescue that Miss Gao first, remember, you can't do anything in Gao Laozhuang.

Just take a stick, go down with a stick, and Gao Laozhuang will not be beaten. If this is the case, how many innocent people will be hurt, so it is better not to catch monsters. "

Sun Wukong immediately smiled and said: "Master is right, I am used to hunting monsters in the forest, so I forgot about it.

Well then, let's listen to Master, rescue that Miss Gao first, and I'll get into that small building, and when that monster comes over, I'll grab him and hand it over to Mrs. Gao.

As for whether he wants to kill or keep it, that's his business, and we didn't ask him for any gold, silver or treasure, just a meal, right? "

Master Tang Seng nodded and said, "That's true, then you can go."

"Yes, Master!
Xuan Yi, you and these little brothers take good care of Master, I will catch a monster for you tonight. "

Xuan Yi said: "Eldest brother, you must not be beaten to death with a stick, it is better to catch him and ask him where the cave is and what treasures he has, so that we can take them as our travel expenses."

Sun Wukong patted Xuan Yi's head: "You little guy, you are really a money addict. You think of money and money in everything you do."

Xuan Yi put his little hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, sighed and said: "Eldest brother, there is no way.

Master is a lofty person, and senior brother, you are also an arrogant person, dismissing such trivial things as daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, vinegar and tea.

We can't care less about small things, these small things need to be considered. "

After Sun Wukong heard it, he was very useful, laughed and said: "What the little brother said makes sense.

This time I will definitely bring you back some gold and silver treasures. "

After finishing talking, he pulled up to Old Man Gao: "Let's go, let's rescue your daughter first.

Lao Gao, where does your daughter live? Does she live in your house, or was she taken away by that monster? "