Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Sun Wukong picked up the pig demon and threw it aside, and then whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, if you don't want this pig demon, I'm afraid it will be a bit embarrassing."

"why is that?"

Tang Seng asked knowingly. In fact, he had already agreed to Master Xuandu, and he also knew that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva specially left it for him.

It's just that if you sell favors, you have to sell them more beautifully, so that he will get more favors.

Favor is a very precious thing, and most of the time it cannot be bought with money.

Tang Seng knew the cause and effect, but Monkey King didn't.

Sun Wukong said: "Master, the name of this pig demon is Zhu Ganglu.

Guanyin Bodhisattva met this pig goblin when he was surveying the Westward Journey Road. He felt that his martial arts skills were good, so he made his own decision and reserved it for the master.

Master, look at what Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva gave you, but we rejected it, and when we meet again in the future, everyone will look bad. "

Tang Seng was silent for a while and said: "Since it is the favor of Guanyin Bodhisattva, it doesn't matter if you let him follow along.

It's just that there is a gap between this guy and you, and he is too ugly. How can you be so handsome.

Look at this big mouth, he kowtows so long, he uses his nose to kowtow, and the ceremony of worshiping a teacher is three kowtows and nine kowtows, you say that he kowtows with his nose like this, but not kowtow. "

"Master, I can be more handsome."

As soon as the pig had its mane, it was immediately a kind of incantation, and the three-foot-long mouth was shortened immediately.

The nose of the big wild boar became about the same length as that of a domestic pig, and then kowtowed again.

It hit the ground with his forehead, but it still made a big hole in the ground.

"Disciple pays respects to master!"

Tang Seng jumped up, picked up a stick and beat Zhu Bajie's forehead and body.

"You rascal, since the nose can be shrunk, why do you leave it as long as three feet, dangling around in this old mansion to frighten people!
We are all righteous people, how could we do such a disgusting thing! "

Tang Seng was angry and continued to beat the pig with a stick.

The pig drooped its head and said nothing, letting the furious Tang Monk rain down on its upper body with sticks.

Zhu Ganglian was naked and had no luck in resisting, so he was beaten bloody in a short while.

At this time, a beautiful figure ran out from the back house, protecting Zhu Ganglu and said.

"Master, my husband is already ugly. This ugly appearance is given by his parents. There is nothing he can do about it."

Tang Seng saw Gao Cuilan, the third lady of the Gao family who ran out, then stopped and threw the stick aside.

"For your wife's sake, I will forgive you today."

The pig just cried and said to Gao Cuilian with a crying voice: "My lady, I was wrong before, I shouldn't let you down, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Miss Gao Gao was also weeping secretly, and Mrs. Gao sighed in his heart, it's over.

This Tang Dynasty monk did this to see if his third daughter had feelings for this pig.

Now that it's been tested, it's a trick of Datang people's character that doesn't suffer. It seems that my daughter will suffer again.

Tang Seng looked at the rich expression of the old man Gao, and ignored him, but asked Zhu Gangli.

"I see the luck on your body, it is very hot, you have the breath of monsters, and the breath of gods in heaven,
That's not to mention, there is even the aura of Taoism, or the most authentic aura. Tell me, what is the relationship between you and Bajing Palace? "

Zhu Gangli said with some shame: "I was originally a disciple of Bajing Palace, and Master Xuandu used to be my master."

"Oh, old Xuandu, I'm pretty familiar with him. He entrusted me to take care of his useless disciple on the Westward Journey. Could it be you?"

Zhu Bajie cried and said: "My master still remembers me as a worthless disciple, I am so sorry for my master."

Tang Seng said: "When I first started Journey to the West, I met Master Xuandu.

He gave me a lot of favors, and hoped that I would accept you as an apprentice, and if he had the face of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, I would reluctantly accept you as an apprentice.

It's just that Master Xuandu will not be your master in the future, and you can only call him uncle when you meet him in the future.

My sect has no precedent for shoulder-to-shoulder, and I don't agree.You must understand this. "

"Master, I understand!" Zhu Gangli said quickly, and at the same time he was secretly happy.

Journey to the West, to go to Daleiyin Temple to learn scriptures, that is a great opportunity!

I am stupid at first, maybe I can become a Buddha or an immortal after walking the Journey to the West once.

Sun Wukong saw that Tang Seng had promised Zhu Gangli to be his apprentice, so he untied the rope from him.

Zhu Bajie stood up, got up from the ground, and stood respectfully by the side with his head lowered, his hands didn't know where to go.

Seeing this, Miss Gao quickly grabbed the pig's trotter with her jade hand.

Tang Seng sat down and drank tea: "Let's put aside the matter of the Bajing Palace for now. What relationship do you have with Tianting?"

"Master, I used to be the marshal of the canopy in the sky, in charge of one hundred thousand sailors in Tianhe."

When Zhu Ganglian saw Tang Seng's question, he immediately fell down on the ground with a plop, and answered respectfully.

Monkey King also jumped in surprise: "So you are Marshal Canopy, you are well hidden.

When I was Bi Mawen, once in Tianhe, you yelled at me and was beaten up by me.

That was the most enjoyable fight I've ever had, and it's still unforgettable. It's a pity that I didn't have this opportunity later when I became Monkey King.

But junior brother, now we are worshiping in the same sect, and we will have time to compete in the future. "

Zhu Gang said angrily: "It's all because of you monkey, you are your Monkey King, and you are still looking for trouble in the sky.

You smashed the Tiangong into a mess, and the eaves of the Lingxiao Palace were smashed down by you.

Do you know, how many generals and officers in our heaven follow you after this matter is over?

Except for Wang Lingguan and 36 Thunder Gods who were rewarded, the others were fined and paid.

I am in charge of Tianhe, what does it have to do with me, it makes me extremely depressed.

I don't know why, I drank too much wine, and ended up getting drunk while drinking, and actually appeared on the Lunar Star.

It was also captured by the Jade Emperor and turned into this appearance. "

Sun Wukong said: "It means that you are not capable, what does it have to do with me?
There are a bunch of idiots in the sky, none of them have been beaten. "

Tang Seng snorted: "You two shut up, the situation here is very complicated, it's not what you think.

Don't offend others invisibly because your mouth is about to expose other people's scars, and finally you feel happy in your heart.

After others are unhappy, you are practicing, so it will be difficult to mess around.

As a teacher, I tell you that if you take advantage of yourself, you must know how to restrain yourself and not be arrogant.

Only when you suffer a loss, you will become arrogant and earn back your losses. This is the law that our school follows.

Zhu Gangguan Since you have come under my sect, I will give you a title. "

Of course Tang Seng knew that he didn't need to be given a name, someone had already prepared it for him, but this procedure had to go, which meant that he didn't know it at all.

Zhu Ganglu immediately said: "Master, I already have a dharma name, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva has given me a dharma name, my name is Zhu Wuneng."

Tang Seng was stunned for a while on purpose: "This is in line with our school. Your elder brother is called Sun Wukong, and you are now called Zhu Wuneng. They are all from the generation of Wu characters, which is not bad.

It's just that I'm wondering, why is Guanyin Bodhisattva so busy?

Can I not name my own land?Is it to show that she is very knowledgeable?

I don’t believe it yet, the Bodhisattva Precepts in Buddhism are called the Five Precepts, and now I’ll add three more for you.

Don't start messing around and give up, don't be lazy, don't be so ugly anymore, so I will name you Bajie again, and you will be called Zhu Bajie from now on. "

"Thank you, Master, for giving me the name!" Zhu Bajie was a real pig, lying on the ground and kowtowing a few times.

This master is not happy with the name given by Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, and the consequences of this displeasure are very serious.

Now that Master has bestowed a name, that is recognition, and Master's approval is the real recognition.

Tang Seng said: "The matter between you and Miss Gao must be resolved, of course our sect did not require that you are not allowed to get married after you become a monk.

I hope that the two love each other happily. Although the twisted melon quenches my thirst, it is not sweet.

You see, your family is full of turmoil, how decent it is, not to mention you want to follow us on the Westward Journey.

Our journey is not just a few days, it may be ten years or even 20 years,

This always has to give the girls an explanation. "