Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Although Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva resisted for a while, this resistance only made a slight struggle and then disappeared.

She closed her charming beautiful eyes, beautifully opened her small cherry mouth slightly.

Tang Seng put the elixir into the mouth of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and the nine-turn yin and yang tonifying qi and healing beauty avenue pill contained a warm aroma,

The nine-turn yin and yang tonifying qi and healing beauty pills slowly dissipated when they flowed in the throat of Avalokitesvara and ceased to exist.

Her jade feet and legs, which were injured by the real sun fire, returned to their original shape at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The restoration to the original state has not stopped, and Guanyin Bodhisattva has become even more charming.

Not only the charming pair of feet, but also the other parts are only slightly changed, and there is an unparalleled and magnificent beauty.

That kind of beauty is breathtaking!
"How is this possible! My old man hasn't studied this elixir well yet, how can he let people eat it casually!"

Taishang Laojun was completely angry, and he pulled his snow-white hair with his hands, feeling remorseful in his heart,

He should have spoken earlier to stop Tang Seng's actions.

It was just because of serious curiosity, I wanted to see what kind of legend Tang Seng and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva performed, but this elixir disappeared.

Curiosity killed the cat.Taishang Laojun felt an abnormal pain in his heart.

Others may not know it, but he knows very well that refining pills is obtained by accident.

Especially for this kind of elixir that is difficult to refine, it is almost impossible to refine a second one at all.

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost lost his breath. Of course, he was raped by pigs not because of the elixir, but because of the incomparable beauty.

Taibai Jinxing sent a decree to invite 108 beautiful fairies to comfort his wounded heart.

Have a good chat with them, have a heart-to-heart talk, open up and communicate with each other, and resolve his depressed mood.

What a good person, the world is ruthless, and he has nothing to do with him.

The way of heaven damages more than makes up for what is not enough, enlightened, and completely enlightened.

After seeing it, the Western Old Buddha couldn't help being secretly proud that his apprentice, indeed a good alchemist, had refined such a superb elixir.

Even when the inspiration came, I found out by chance that it was the pinnacle, the pinnacle that no one can surpass, and I felt very relieved.

Nothing to say, can only bless them.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva felt warm and comfortable all over, and the pain in his legs and feet gradually disappeared.

He opened his eyes and looked at Tang Seng suspiciously: "What are you giving me?"

Tang Seng had a painful expression on his face, and shook his head helplessly: "What can I give you, of course it is the Nine-Turn Golden Pill.

You say you are Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, the merciful and compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva revered by everyone,
Why don't you just stay in your South China Sea, you said, what are you doing here?

Don't you know the dangers of the world?This is the Nine-Turn Golden Pill that I just refined—Nine-Turn Yin-Yang Invigorating Qi, Healing, and Beauty Dao Pill!

I haven't warmed it myself yet, so I let you eat it.

I used it for ninety-nine and 81 days, and the refined elixir just disappeared. "

Tang Seng babbled and complained for a while, but Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva did not turn into anger as Tang Seng expected, and instead spoke in a low voice.

"I see. I'm sorry. I'll definitely change it. Be careful next time. Don't be angry, okay?"

Walt?what happened?Why is it different from the script I expected?This cunning and eccentric Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was not provoked by himself, but instead showed the state of a little woman.

This is not right!What is wrong?Is she hiding some tricks again?I was caught off guard.

Tang Seng asked thousands of times. Thinking of this, he quickly stepped back and stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva with full attention.

Seeing Tang Seng's behavior, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was also a little annoyed. After thinking about it, he suddenly smiled.

"Why did it scare you?"

"How is that possible? I, Tang Seng, am not afraid of the sky when I go up, and I am not afraid of the earth when I go down. I walk in the world with a clear conscience, and I have never been afraid of anyone."

After hearing this, Old Buddha Xixi couldn't help sighing, this child is really a stick, not as good as my old man.

My old man can see the reason, this kid is really steel, he doesn't understand at all.

It seems that my education has deviated, and I will have the opportunity to make up this lesson for him in the future.

The Jade Emperor and the Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing after seeing it: the disciples educated by the old Western Buddhas are indeed ruthless and ungrateful, and they are like elm bumps.

It seems that the sentence is really answered, the concubine is affectionate, and the man is unintentional, it seems that there will be some excitement in the future.

Although Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was annoyed, he had no choice but to get back to business.

"Tell me, you have made such a big commotion, what kind of elixir are you planning to practice? Has the refining been successful?"

Tang Seng felt that the alpaca in his heart was galloping endlessly, endlessly, for a long time.

Didn’t I say it just now, sister, you didn’t listen, what were you thinking just now?

"The refining was successful, otherwise the monkey would have been burnt to black."

"You mean to refine the monkey into a elixir?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the cross-legged cross-legged meditating monkey in surprise.

Tang Seng felt powerless even to complain about it. Why does such a smart Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva seem so strange now.

You are not playing with me, you are looking for trouble.But he can only answer truthfully, women can't be offended, especially beautiful women.

"What's the matter? When adding carbon fire for the last time, an accident happened. The entire alchemy formation burst. This monkey was injured and is healing."

"What kind of elixir has my little brother practiced, can I let my sister have a look?"

It's confirmed, it's confirmed, I just said it for nothing.

Tang Seng spread his hands and said, "No more?"

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva frowned: "Why is there no more? You ate it after you practiced it?"

Tang Seng glared at Guanyin Bodhisattva angrily: "You eat, I am a soft-hearted person, seeing a woman's pitiful appearance, I can't help but feel compassionate in my heart.

Seeing how you are injured, I can only use it for you. I have put in so much effort, and finally it is cheaper for you. "

"The pill you gave me was made by you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought about it for a while, and felt that the elixir was indeed different, and definitely not some kind of elixir refined by other people in the Three Realms.

Alchemists have their own personalities, and the pills they refine have their own marks.

As Guanshiyin Bodhisattva who has reached the peak of the sub-sage, as long as he holds the elixir in his hand, he will know who made it,
"It wasn't made by Taishang Laojun, it's not his style, I'm afraid Taishang Laojun can't refine it yet."

"Of course, this is a great medicine."

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva was surprised for a moment, and then said flatly: "That's all."

"That's all? This is the nine-turn yin and yang tonifying qi and healing beauty pill. I also practiced it on a whim.

Do you know how hard I have gone to it?Originally, I planned to make myself more handsome.

Fortunately, I was cheated by you.

You said that you are one of the three sages in the West, the teacher of the Seven Buddhas, and the merciful and compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who saves suffering and suffering, so you really can’t heal yourself if you hurt you a little? "

Being robbed like this, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little unhappy, but also a little bit proud, a very incomprehensible contradiction.

She looked at Tang Seng jokingly: "Won't you use other healing sheets for me?"

Tang Seng was almost out of breath: "No, I'm so poor, where can I get the elixir?"

"Then you can feed me or not."

"At that time, I didn't have such thoughts. Seeing that your body was hurt like that, I was already panicked, so I just took it out.
I didn't realize it until I gave it to you to eat, you are such a waste of money!

This elixir mainly has the effect of beautifying the face, and the healing effect is only auxiliary.

You said that you are already beautiful enough to make the world jealous. It is a waste of your use of this medicine! "

After hearing this, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva chuckled: "You don't want to waste it if you eat it? A big man, why do you make yourself so handsome?
When a woman is beautiful, it is the pride of your men, and it shows that your men are infinitely charming.

You said that you are a big man who looks so chic and beautiful, can you make people feel at ease?
Haha, I just came here to take a look, I didn't expect to get such a big deal, so I left.

As long as you have nothing to do and it doesn't affect Journey to the West, that's a great thing.

Quietly tell you a secret, further ahead, you can still accept a part-time worker. "