Journey to the West: Tathagata exposed different identities at the beginning

The great undertaking of Journey to the West was appointed by a sage. Even the Tathagata, the ancestor of all Buddhas, only knows the inside story of it.

After all, even a sage can't possibly account for every detail.

However, the masters and apprentices in the game can predict everything in advance and know their destiny, that is no joke!

It's just that Tathagata has gone through all these changes, and his heart has been tempered by Jiang Feng for a long time, and he has long been invulnerable.

This small discrepancy is not a big problem.

As long as Zhu Ganglu succeeds in apprenticeship and merges into this Journey to the West, as long as the general direction remains the same, there should be no problem.

Well, it should be...

"But there are other things?"

The Buddha asked casually.

Mu Zha thought for a moment, then shook his head slightly,

"Buddha, other aspects are very normal, there is nothing weird about it."

Hearing this sentence, Tathagata let out a long sigh of relief, and showed joy.

But at the next moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but speak, and said bluntly: "You evil, you are talking nonsense, then Gao Cuilan went after the pig demon, why didn't you mention a word to the Buddha?"

As soon as these words came out, the heart that Tathagata had just let go suddenly picked up again.

Good guy, I was too happy too soon.

Guanyin: You may be late for the funeral, but you will never be absent!

Gao Cuilan went after the pig demon?

There is such a thing!
Although this is not a big deal, it is indeed somewhat abnormal.

Tathagata didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but he was afraid that he had overlooked something. After hesitating again and again, he could not help but sigh softly.
"Honorable Avalokitesvara, Hui'an Xingzhe, what's going on?"

When Mu Zha heard the words, he looked confused,
"Report to the Buddha, this disciple feels that this matter is normal..."

As soon as these words came out, not only the Tathagata Buddha was stunned for a moment, but even the three thousand Buddhas present were also stunned.

As for the f*cking thing, the second interpretation of the West is here, and that is absolutely abnormal!
You say it's normal?Is this crazy rubbing on the ground with the IQ of all the Buddhas?

Rubbing, rubbing, like the pace of the devil!
Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered even more,
"The poor monk has been walking in the Three Realms all year round. He knows that in today's world, although there are differences in various countries, there is not much difference in aesthetics. And in recent years, the status of women has improved, and their vision and vision have also changed. promote."

"A woman with mediocre appearance and ordinary background, shameless and shameless, calling herself a fairy, trying to find a tall, stalwart, and handsome hero. What's more, Gao Cuilan is originally a lady, delicate and handsome, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Proficient in everything. Her gaze is naturally higher than that of ordinary women."

"On the other hand, the pig demon reincarnated that day is not only bloated, but also ugly. Ten feet away is disgusting. No matter how stupid or blind Gao Cuilan is, she will never accept such a pig demon, and even... chase after it! "

"If this matter is normal, the poor monk... eat this lotus platform on the spot!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva talks eloquently in the Daleiyin Temple in order to show its presence.

Even cheating to eat and drink!
As soon as these words came out, all the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Vajras present all nodded silently in agreement.

Immediately, the eyes of the Buddhas fell on Mu Zha again.

Since he said that this matter is normal, what is the reason?
Under the eyes of everyone, Mu Zha's eyes sank, and he said in a low voice: "Although what the Bodhisattva said is true, there are also unexpected circumstances..."

Before he finished speaking, Guanyin gave a disdainful smile and interrupted Mu Zha.

"Could it be that you want to say that there is true love in the world, but it can cross races, it doesn't care about beauty or ugliness, and it doesn't care about status. Even if everyone doesn't like it, you still have to stay together?"

"Hehe, it's ridiculous. As the saying goes, the prosperity of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit. A group of ordinary people, the so-called love at first sight is nothing more than pure love at first sight."

"As for Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie, hehe, the possibility is almost zero."

Upon hearing this, the Buddhas nodded again and again.

Well, it makes sense!

Otherwise, how could Buddhism have so many believers?

After all, if the world of mortals is beautiful and there is true love in the world, who would want to escape into Buddhism.

But at this moment, Mu Zha narrowed his eyes,
"It's not some complicated and confusing true love, but the Bodhisattva and the Buddhas have overlooked one point, that is—"

"Everyone in Gao Laozhuang knows Zhu Ganglu's identity. In his previous life, he was the canopy marshal of Tianting, in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy."

"Even if he is reincarnated, the divine power is still there, and he possesses mana, controlling the 36 transformations of Tiangang, and the fortune is endless."

"Such methods, don't say that being a demon king, even being an emperor, can be done!"

"In this way, she, Gao Cuilan... is considered a high-ranking person."

As soon as Mu Zha said this, all the Buddhas couldn't help but stare, and then they all took a breath.

Guanyin: Zhu Gang is a demon!

Mu Zha: He is the reincarnation of Marshal Canopy!
Avalokitesvara: Zhu Gang's mane is bloated!

Mu Zha: He can change 36 times!
Avalokitesvara: Pig just hyena looks ugly!

Mu Zha: He can communicate with the gods up and down, and he can turn stones into gold with a little bit, so good fortune is endless!

Guanyin: ...

Although what Avalokitesvara said was very realistic, when Mu Zha said this, all the Buddhas cried out in their hearts.

More fucking realistic!
"After being told by Hui'an Xingzhe, it seems quite normal for Gao Cuilan to chase after the pig demon..."

"Amitabha, if the poor monk is a woman in the world, she will definitely marry Zhu Ganglu!"

"It doesn't matter if Marshal Tianpeng is reincarnated or not, and it doesn't matter if he knows spells or not. The main reason is... poor monks like ugly people..."

For a time, the Buddhas had three answers in their minds:
Normal, normal, or fucking normal!
Only the Tathagata sat on the high lotus platform, with deep eyes and a frightened expression.

"And the result, what was the result?"

He was really afraid that Zhu Bajie would not be able to withstand the temptation, so he gave up Journey to the West, turned around and returned to Gao Laozhuang, and lived happily ever after with Gao Cuilan.

This kind of fairytale-like standard ending, in this Journey to the West, is simply bad news!
"Buddha, don't worry, Zhu Bajie's heart to go west is extremely firm, so he resolutely rejected Gao Cuilan, and followed Tang Sanzang on the journey to the west."

"It is estimated that in half a month, we will reach Futu Mountain!"

Guanyin was afraid that his lines would be robbed, so he rushed to speak.

The Tathagata Buddha nodded and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there are some small episodes, it's all acceptable.

"Mount Futu is an extremely important place in the great cause of Journey to the West. It is also the most important part of our Buddhist sect's possession of the merits of Journey to the West. Venerable Guanyin, Walker Hui'an, you two, go to Mount Futu quickly, and tell the great day Tathagata must be well prepared, and there must be no slight mistake."

"After all, the "Multi-Heart Sutra" he handed down runs through the whole journey of the Westward Journey, and has a great influence."

Between the words, the Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes slightly, clasped his hands together, recited the scriptures, and released a majestic light all over his body.

Seeing this, all the Buddhas imitated the Tathagata and praised my Buddha.

The entire Daleiyin Temple is quiet and peaceful, except for Guanyin Bodhisattva, looking solemnly at the lotus platform in front of him,
"Buddha, this lotus platform..."

"You have a heavy responsibility this time, so... come back and eat."

Tathagata closed his eyes slightly and said bluntly.

"..."