Journey to the West: Tathagata exposed different identities at the beginning

The voice was rough and thick, like two pieces of dry bark rubbing against each other. Compared with the female ghost lady who greeted Li Shimin before, it was completely different.

Li Shimin's expression was startled, and he turned his head quickly, only to see a burly and rugged man with a height of three feet, clasping his fists and saluting him.

Although this person seemed simple and honest, Li Shimin did not despise him due to his strong aura and unique charm as a strong man.

This person is none other than the Great Sage Yishan, one of the Seven Great Sages of the Monster Race, the Lion Camel King!
"You, you too..."

Li Shimin laughed awkwardly.

However, as soon as the words came out, the Lion Camel King grinned,
"I think King Tang has misunderstood."

"I'm not greeting you like they did, but I designed this garden theme called 'Hello, Your Majesty'!"

As he spoke, the Lion Camel King waved his hand lightly, directing Li Shimin's gaze to the Bianhua behind him.

The Bianhua here is completely different from the previous one.

It seems that it has been carefully trimmed, showing figures of waving hands on the ground.

Seeing Li Shimin's puzzled expression, the Lion Camel King continued to explain: "When you sit on top of the coffin and overlook this garden, King Tang, you will see this piece of Bana flowers, as if you are waving your hands, as if saying, Hello, Your Majesty! "

Li Shimin:  …

Looking at this scene, Li Shimin was silent for a long time, his eyes narrowed slightly, and then he looked at the Nether Ghost Envoy who was carrying the coffin.

"He's amazing!"

Li Shimin muttered.

The Lion Camel King nodded and smiled,
"The king of Tang has won the prize!"

"King Tang, please continue to move forward. There are more surprises ahead."

Li Shimin nodded,
"Thank you!"

After the sound fell, the seven ghost envoys continued to carry the coffin forward.

These seven, accompanied by the sound of the suona and the melody above, soon came to a gloomy ghost town.

On this city, there are seven big characters written: Netherworld Palace, Ghost Gate Pass!

As the wind came slowly, Li Shimin shuddered, a little shuddering.

It's here that I feel like hell.

However, at this moment, the pitch-black door slowly opened, and a young man with bright eyes and bright teeth, red lips and white teeth walked out slowly.

This is Nezha.

At the same time, a soothing melody sounded:

"The gates of the underworld are always open, waiting for you with open arms~"

"After hugging, there will be a tacit understanding, and you will fall in love with this place~"

"No matter how far or near you are, you are always a guest, you are welcome~"

"We made an appointment and come here, the underworld welcomes you~"

After Nezha finished singing, the judge Cui Jue walked out slowly with a group of ghost spirits.

All dressed festively, with spring breeze on their faces.

The soft melody suddenly rose!

Judge Cui Jue and all the Yin gods sang in unison:

"The underworld welcomes you and opens up the world for you. The flowing river of forgetfulness is full of vigor~"

"Welcome to the underworld. Anyone who has a dream is great. If you have courage, there will be miracles!"

"..."

At this moment, the ghosts and gods in the myths and legends, the gods of the underworld who are worshiped by people, gathered together at this moment, each of them said a sentence, and forced to close the ghost gate of the lifeless Netherworld, creating a lively and peaceful scene.

Driven by this atmosphere, Li Shimin was eager to try.

"Unexpectedly, the service of the underworld is so thoughtful. In order to welcome me, they have come up with such a big welcome ceremony."

"These little brothers who are carrying the coffin, put me down quickly, I want to join them!"

Li Shimin said impatiently.

Under this festive melody, the coffin-carrying melody was overshadowed and stopped immediately.

The seven ghost messengers slowly lowered the coffin and helped Li Shimin out of the coffin.

Under the leadership of the crowd, Li Shimin quickly adapted to the rhythm, and sang a song with Nezha and the Yin gods.

After the sound fell, Nezha stood in front of Li Shimin, cupped his hands and said, "I have been ordered by the Great Sage of the Dragon Emperor, Jiang Feng, to wait here for the Mingjun of the Tang Dynasty."

"King Tang, please move on!"

Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction,

"Sir, you are so thoughtful, little brother, thank you on my behalf."

At this moment, Li Shimin was overjoyed, said goodbye to Nezha, and moved on.

In this ghost city, there were originally ghosts who were obsessed with not wanting to enter reincarnation.

Although it will not harm people like the group of evil spirits and evil spirits in the City of Death and the Eighteenth Floor of Hell, they stay here all year round and make the whole ghost city miserable.

However, when Li Shimin walked into the Nether Ghost City, the scene in the whole ghost city suddenly became very different.

First of all, a group of female ghosts with exquisite faces and enchanting figures came into view.They are all white, with flaming red lips, and the clothes they wear are also extremely advanced.

Nurse outfit, maid outfit, Lolita, Two-dimensional...

With the help of some ingenious props, poses of all kinds of extreme temptation.

Moving forward, it is the exact opposite picture.

It was a group of bullheads and horse faces, standing together, showing off their toned muscles.

The base is radiant, exuding the breath of freedom.

When Li Shimin passed in front of them, the leader gave him a wink and said lightly,
"Oh, pull your hair~"

Going forward, I saw three ghosts with different skin colors, who seemed to be arguing about something.

"Jinkela, I want Jinkela!"

"With Jinkela, the yield per mu is hundreds of millions, and one bag is worth two bags of sprinkles, absorbing nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium below a kilometer..."

"If the agriculture is not developed, there will be gold and rubbish!"

Not far away, there was a group of people wearing strange clothes and singing strange songs.

One was wearing overalls-like clothes, and while slapping a ball, he sang in an indistinct voice:

"Chicken, you are so beautiful, chicken, you are so beautiful..."

There is also a group of people singing in a chorus:

"You cross..."

"Harry Potter flies on a broomstick..."

"What is Happy Planet..."

Further behind, there is a group of middle-aged female ghosts who still have charm, dancing to the rhythmic melody.

Although the dancing posture is not graceful, every movement seems to be stepping on the rhythm point, which is touching.

As for the melody of the music——

"the vast horizon is my love……"

"The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic..."

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."

"Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want..."

Li Shimin walked this way, like a countryman who has just entered the city, and it feels novel to see anything.

"Tsk, as expected of the underworld, the dress is so open, it's a feast for my eyes."

"Zhen Cao, what is this riding horse, stay away from me!"

"Jinkela? Excuse me, where can I buy it?"

"Let's not talk about what this song is about. How does this person look like a man or a woman? Fortunately, he is in the underworld. If a man from the Tang Dynasty grows up to look like this, I will cut him off directly and kill this evil spirit. Wind, eradicate it completely!"

"Well, the melody and dance are good, and they are very close to the people. When I saw it, I had the urge to join them. I want to write it down, and when I go back, I can promote it in Datang..."

Li Shimin commented all the way, and finally couldn't help but joined the team of middle-aged women and ghosts, and jumped up in rhythm.

However, at this moment, in a corner not far away, three ghosts noticed Li Shimin's figure and couldn't help but glance at each other.

"Shimin is here, Li Shimin is here!"

"Li Shimin, you are finally here!"

As soon as these words came out, the three of them rushed towards Li Shimin.

Seeing the figures of these three people, Li Shimin froze for a moment.

Immediately, his expression was shocked!
………………… (again dividing line)
Haha, I didn't expect it, this is called letting go of yourself!
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