Journey to the West: Tathagata exposed different identities at the beginning

Chapter 80 I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it

Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor was covered with necklaces, and his whole body exuded glory. He sat on the throne high and high, and the expression on his face could not be seen clearly.

In the main hall, all the immortals gathered, all looking at the two standing on the hall with solemn expressions.

It is Guanyin Bodhisattva and Dingguang Huanxi Buddha.

These two people are all powerful Jinxians with heads and faces in the Three Realms.

See you on weekdays, even the Jade Emperor, you have to give him three points of courtesy.

However, in recent days, due to some rumors, this Dingguang Huanxi Buddha has not had a good reputation.

at this time--

"Your Majesty, in the heavenly court, a god appeared recently. He is arrogant and domineering. He has no law. In just a few days, he committed several crimes, which are too numerous to write down."

"It stands to reason that the poor monk is a monk, so he shouldn't care about such mundane matters. But what the evil person did was the anger of both humans and gods. As a last resort, the poor monk came to the Lingxiao Palace with Dingguang Huanxi Buddha and took him away. Report what you have done to His Majesty."

Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke righteously and spoke impassionedly.

Seeing this, the gods couldn't help but look at each other.

They were curious, which god was it, and what kind of thing did it do, so that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, the two great Luo Jinxian powerhouses, came to the Lingxiao Palace to ask their masters?

In the heaven, is there such a ruthless person?
Then don't get to know each other!
At the same time, the Jade Emperor was also quite curious.

When did such a ruthless person appear in his heavenly court, who can make the Buddhist sect collapse?

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva's appearance of wanting to eat people, his face also showed a look of great interest.

However, after all, the Journey to the West is a Buddhist school, and it is rare for people to come to Xingshi to question their sins. The face of Buddhism still needs to be taken care of.

Later, no matter how funny what Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said is, I can't laugh.

"Nowadays, the Three Realms are in Changping, and it is rare that there is anything that can make Master Guanyin so excited."

"Since Master Avalokitesvara trusts me and thinks that I can uphold justice for the common people in the three realms, then I invite Master Avalokitesvara to tell the story of the 'evil thing'."

"Also in front of all the lovers, let the lovers judge..."

Jade Emperor said loudly.

When Guanyin heard the words, he looked at Dingguang Huanxi Buddha.

"Your Majesty, don't be afraid of what the poor monk will say next..."

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha clasped his hands together and said in a deep voice.

Jade Emperor nodded,

"I am the ruler of the Three Realms, I will not be afraid, just say it."

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha took a deep breath, his eyes sank,
"Three days ago, the poor monk was killed by a dragon to relic avatar..."

As soon as these words came out, the entire Lingxiao Palace fell into deathly silence.

It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

The Jade Emperor subconsciously sat up straight, with a tense expression, and asked, "Tiaolong, who is it?"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha: ...

"It's not anyone, it's a dragon in human form."

"He called himself the 'Dragon Emperor', and he also said that he was a loose fairy in the heavens. He talked like a jerk, and he didn't know how to do things."

"Three days ago, the poor monk was ordered by the Buddha to send a relic clone to cross the dragon. But who knows, instead of surrendering, he dared to fight back against the poor monk. He even threw me a A big pillow with a portrait of Emperor Ziwei on it, that portrait..."

"puff!"

Suddenly, the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing out loud, and directly interrupted Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's words.

In an instant, Lingxiao Palace fell into silence again.

At the same time, the gazes of the two Buddhists and the gods in heaven all fell on the Jade Emperor in unison.

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha looked up at the Jade Emperor, frowning slightly,
"Your Majesty, what are you laughing at..."

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha said with a dark face.

"I, I remembered something happy..."

The Jade Emperor pursed his lips and explained.

"What are you happy about?"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha asked.

"The pig I raised gave birth to..."

"puff!"

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing beside him couldn't help laughing out loud.

Three black lines suddenly appeared on Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's forehead.

"What are you laughing at?"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha asked.

"The pig I raised also gave birth to..."

Taibai Jinxing explained.

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha spread his hands,
"You guys raise the same pig?"

"Yes... poof!"

The two subconsciously nodded and laughed again.

For a moment, the atmosphere in Lingxiao Palace became a little awkward.

The Jade Emperor coughed lightly and explained: "Ahem, it's not the same head, it's the same day..."

"Let's get down to business, Huanxi Buddha, the 'one dragon' you mentioned just now, is he... powerful?"

Dingguang Huanxi Buddha thought for a while, narrowed his eyes,
"It's not a question of whether he's powerful or not, he's really...a rare kind..."

"He is very handsome. Although he is a man, he can be described as 'beautiful'. He always has a unique charm that makes the poor monk love and hate when he sees him."

"His appearance is not at all inferior to Emperor Ziwei who is known as 'the most beautiful man in the Three Realms', he..."

"puff!"

At this moment, Taibai Jinxing laughed again, interrupting Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's words.

For a moment, Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was furious,
"You deceive people too much, I have endured you for a long time!"

"My pig gave birth to..."

Taibai Jinxing explained.

"You are clearly laughing at me, and you never stop!"

Dingguang rejoiced and said angrily.

He didn't dare to get angry with the Jade Emperor, but Taibai Jinxing didn't mean he could also laugh at him.

Taibai Jinxing heard the words, cleared his throat,
"Huanxi Buddha, the old minister has received strict training, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh."

"Unless you can't help it..."

Jade Emperor also nodded,
"How about this, Huanxi Buddha, you should sort out the matter first, and then complain to me."

"Honorable Avalokitesvara, what other mistakes did you make with that evil in your mouth, please tell me together."

Although the Jade Emperor didn't know what Jiang Feng had done in the Underworld, he knew about the destruction of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's relic clone a few days ago.

He knew very well that Jiang Feng was the 'evil obstacle' mentioned by the Buddhists.

However, pretending to be confused, the two Buddhists seemed very upset.

Since they are unhappy, then they are happy.

After finishing the mentality of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, change to another one.

Come on, next victim.

Guanyin Bodhisattva squinted at Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, and sighed helplessly.

This Dingguang Huanxi Buddha is really a little seriously ill.

Let you say it, you can just say it straight, if you have to show your own quirks, I'm afraid that outsiders will not know that you are a pervert.

Since I asked myself to speak, I must use my sharp teeth to make Jiang Feng's crimes public.

He must be ruined!
"Amitabha, the person that the poor monk is suing is the new Sanxian in the Heavenly Court, the Great Sage of the Dragon King, Jiang Feng. Here, the poor monk listed the five major crimes for him, each of which is a heinous felony. The crime is so heinous that it is too numerous to write down!"

"This first point is what the Buddha said just now. Although it is vague, it also expresses a fact."

"Jiang Feng, the new dragon emperor and great sage in the heaven, has no king's law, destroys the Lingshan Great Buddha - Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's relic avatar, and takes away the Buddhist treasure - the Oriental Qinglian Baose Banner. He does not respect the Buddha, and tries to destroy the heaven and the Buddha. The relationship between Buddhist sects can be punished!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shouted loudly.

However, before she finished speaking, a figure in white stepped into the Lingxiao Palace.

Accompanied by a commotion in the hall, a familiar voice sounded:
"As expected of Master Avalokitesvara, he is really detached and not burdened by his face. I am ashamed to say this in public about this kind of nonsense."

"There are four other crimes, let's say them together!"

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