Don't say I'm the number one suzerain in the world

of course.

It doesn't necessarily mean that his method is more effective than his own, but the cost performance is relatively higher.

Zhao Fu also has a good impression of such colleagues who can think like him.

wrong.

Suddenly, Zhao Fu's expression darkened.

Mind like your own?
He couldn't help laughing wryly.

He has a fart brain!
What is he?

At this moment, Zhao Fu is typical, the kind whose self-confidence has been blown away.

He couldn't even answer a common-sense question, so he was uneducated.

How can you be so narcissistic and compare with others.

People are the real power.

Presumably, the test papers have already been written, and they are waiting to walk out of the test room, right?

He Jian smiled wryly and asked, "I don't know which question Brother Zhao answered earlier, and what kind of answer did you fill in?"

Zhao Fugang wanted to complain, but was suddenly taken aback.

Why do you want to ask yourself this?
Is he also...

Don't wait for them to chat.

Because he had already walked out of the examination room for a long time, the people who had clearly experienced the end of the examination collapsed outside!
"Ouch!"

"You tell me, please tell me!"

"What kind of animal will a tiger and a lion cross?"

"What kind of animal will you get?"

The man's eyes were bloodshot and his legs were shaking.

The expression of wanting to cry without tears is exactly the same as that of Zhao Fu before, but it is three times more serious than him!
Zhao Fu:? ? ?
Tiger and lion crossbreed, what kind of animal will you get...

He won't answer this question either!

He Jian saw that something was wrong, and said first, "Brother Zhao, He's question is, if he has hemorrhoids in his butt during the exam, how should he answer it?"

"I don't know what yours is?"

When Zhao Fu heard about it, he was overjoyed.

Could it be that everyone's questions are the same as his question, not for people to answer?
Apparently yes.

For a moment, he felt that he had another chance!
Zhao Fu's impolite smile made He Jian feel offended for a while.

Zhao Fu also realized that he was impolite, coughed lightly twice, and replied: "My question is..."

He hit:? ? ?
He Jian widened his eyes.

This question is so strange!
Also from Restless Dogs...

Moreover, he really has no way of knowing whether bitch shit smells or hen shit smells...

In other words.

Even if the two exchange the test papers.

The reaction and result obtained are probably similar!

Zhao Fu smiled wryly and said, "I had no choice in the end, but because dogs can't change eating shit, I was fooled by the answer that a bitch smells like shit."

"I don't know Brother He, what kind of answer did you write just now?"

He Jian shook his head helplessly and said: "Brother Zhao's answer has some sources, but He... just gave up on himself!"

"He Jianruo developed hemorrhoids during the exam, and the answer written on it was... to pierce it!"

"Yes, poke it with your finger!"

Zhao Fu's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and his shots were as shrewd as lightning.

This, this, this.

This is too extreme!

hiss---
Just thinking about it hurts.

It can be seen what kind of physical burden He Chi just experienced?
Ruthless!
However, just when the two were depressed and felt sorry for each other.

Another well-dressed literati stepped forward.

"I am Lu Meng, An Wancheng, and listen to me, compared to mine, you guys are really nothing!"

"The question I want to answer is, if in the middle of the night, I met a thin, fair-skinned and beautiful girl, she stumbled and trembled on the spot, her eyes were full of helplessness...

Zhao Fu and He Jian were taken aback when they heard this.

You have a hard time answering this question?What's your problem with this question?

The standard answer is obviously that you take the initiative to help and send her back.

What about our Versailles?
Seeing Lu Meng rubbing his forehead, he wished he could not wake up and said: "So far, everything is normal!"

"I even laughed to myself."

"I feel that I will take the initiative to help her, show a willingness to help others, mention the peace of the world on the way, no wicked people go out at night, praise the benefits of the suzerain's governance and stability, and finally do good deeds without leaving a name. I am confident that I will get a full score answer! "

Zhao Fu and He Shi were taken aback again when they heard this.

Because the answers in their minds were similar to what Lu Meng originally thought.

how.

Is there a turning point?

Lu Meng cried: "Who knows what he wrote in the next sentence, met such a little girl..."

"How should I think of a way to bring her home, and what kind of posture should I sleep with her!"

Zhao Fu:? ? ?
He hit:? ? ?
Are you sure there is nothing wrong with the end of this question?
The meaning has completely changed!
How to sleep with her...

hiss!
Outrageous!

It's simply insulting.

wrong!

Zhao Fu and He Jian suddenly remembered that this question seemed to be posed by the suzerain.

The mighty man who plays chess in the world.

He quickly grew a long mouth, and all kinds of pee pee pee in his heart!

He Zhi asked unbearably: "Then what kind of answer did you write in the end?"

He was curious, very curious.

Zhao Fu also showed his thirst for knowledge. He seemed to be more eager to know the answer than dog shit or chicken shit.

Lu Meng said distressedly: "I am a poor scholar, and I spend all my spare money on studying. How do I know this?"

"Don't say it's the same bed position."

"I don't even know how to take her back."

"Besides, for a poor person like me, I don't think this kind of situation will happen to me in my life. How can I..."

Zhao Fu couldn't listen anymore, and said, "Then you didn't write the answer?"

Lu Meng shook his head: "I wrote it."

"Then tell me quickly."

Where to ask.

Lu Meng sighed, and seemed to be mentally prepared.

"The answer I wrote is to conquer her with literary talent, and then..."

Zhao Fu and He Jian's eyes lit up at the same time.

Then what?
"Then, get in!"

Zhao Fu:? ? ?
He hit:? ? ?
Zhao Fu and He Jian couldn't help applauding in admiration!
Brother Lu Meng, what do you not understand?

I see you understand very well, very well!

At this time, a scholar came again.

But he has a burly figure, and although he is wearing a school uniform, he seems to be in a state of physical labor.

"Actually, you are not weird enough compared to me."

"Really, not strong enough."

"The question I want to answer is the most outrageous one!"

All three of them looked at each other very curiously.

Because they already know that the examination questions are so unusual.

They want to know now...

How unusual can it be?

The man clasped his fists and said, "I am King Kui of Donglin City."

"The question I want to answer is, if I think I am extremely handsome, and every time I meet people, I want others to take the initiative to praise me for being handsome, what should I do..."

Three: ? ? ?
They are full of question marks.

Here, what else can I do?
No matter how handsome a person seems, he can't be praised for his handsomeness every time he meets others.

Wang Kui said helplessly: "I think the same as you, and I think so too."

"So at the end, when I was about to hand in the paper, I wrote..."

"Beat them!"

"Stop when they call me handsome!"

"If you don't boast, I will never give up!"

Three people: ...

No matter whether it was Zhao Fuhe or Lu Meng, they all couldn't help giving their thumbs up.

Or you are more ruthless!
Look at his majestic muscles.

Ok.

It fits the character very well!