Don't say I'm the number one suzerain in the world
Chapter 136 I want both boars and sows
But this time, among the [-] heroes, none of them was sleepy.
On the contrary, he listened with gusto and never thought of leaving.
It is difficult to reproduce what the Great Elder said, that's right.
only…
At the same time, they felt inexplicably real!
even.
I still turn my head back from time to time, and I always feel a little weird!
Although now, this feeling has disappeared.
Because of this, they still felt that what the Great Elder said was awesome.
It's just awesome, but I don't know the reason!
……
Yishan, a village under a mountain.
"Made!"
"Finally solved!!"
"I'm too strong!!!"
Zhao Fu got out of a kennel in a village, not caring about the foolish eyes of the villagers, he was so happy that he couldn't help himself!
It's true, the answer really is that shit stinks more!
to this end.
During this period of time, Zhao Fu crazily fed feed to his wife's old dogs and local chickens, so that the thighs they ate were fattened several times.
Excretion is also increasing day by day.
Zhao Fu seemed to be dazed, and he didn't dislike it at all.
I've sniffed it all over the past few days.
Not only the villagers were dumbfounded, but even the servants were stunned.
I thought the young master would take an exam...
Is Fan Jinzhong really successful?
What he didn't know was that Zhao Fu divided the dogs and chickens into two rows to distinguish between male and female.
He even sniffed the male one.
I'm afraid the next time I take an exam.
On the test paper, he was asked, is the poop smelly from a male dog or from a rooster?
That would be pure masochism.
The final conclusion is that no matter male or female, dogs are always the smelliest.
Don't question, this is the authoritative answer!
Zhao Fu sacrificed a lot of tenderness in exchange for it!
Zhao Fu was very excited. He felt that he could take the second round of re-examination.
There is no need for a well-known talent to be laughed at because he failed the first round of exams.
Even though Zhao Fu didn't seem to think about it at all, if his story was spread, he would still be laughed at.
And even more powerful than the last one!
You're actually interested in that stuff...
It's fine if you're interested in them, why are you interested in...
you beast!
On the contrary, Zhao Fu felt that he was lucky.
Because in Zhao Fu's own opinion, this question can at least be reproduced by himself.
The most is to work harder and work harder.
And that...
The so-called "If I think I am extremely handsome, and I want to let others take the initiative to praise me for being handsome every time I meet with others, what should I do..."
How is this reproduced?
Isn't this nonsense?
Before the replica is finished, I have offended many people first, and I will be sent to the government!
Not to mention that...
The so-called "If in the middle of the night, I met a thin, fair-skinned and beautiful little girl, stumbled and trembled on the spot, her eyes were full of helplessness..."
"I met such a little girl..."
"How should I think of a way to bring her home, and what kind of posture should I sleep with her!"
Gee.
Zhao Fu chuckled.
That brother may not be able to verify it in his life, what should be the correct answer!
After Zhao Fu dealt with this matter, he waved his hands and said confidently: "Drive the carriage, let's go back to the hospital!"
The servant was taken aback.
Suddenly tears filled my eyes!
I thought to myself that after spending so many days sleeping in the open air in this place, I can finally go back!
Even sleeping in the woodshed in the yard is much more comfortable than sleeping!
The servant just wanted to help Zhao Fu, who had not eaten for many days and was on the verge of collapse, into the car.
As a result, the smell all over his body was extremely stimulating.
It made Shinobi hesitate for a while.
Who knows this moment of hesitation...
It's a big deal!
Zhao Fu's eyes widened, and his teeth were clenched suddenly!
The servant was frightened immediately, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Master, I didn't mean it, I... I didn't dislike you!"
Zhao Fu tapped his hands and said loudly, "That's right!"
"How did I forget this stubble?"
The servant was dumbfounded.
Is it a bath?
Also.
The young master has been dirty for so many days, so it's time to wash it.
Just go back clean.
Zhao Fu said excitedly: "In addition to the idiom that chickens and dogs are restless, there is another idiom, which is called pigs and dogs are not as good as!"
"In case next time, the idiom quoted is that if pigs and dogs are not as good as dogs, wouldn't it be that I didn't know that pigs' poop is more stinky, or dog's poop is more stinky?"
"No."
"I have to go and test it myself!"
Zhao Fu's eyes showed determination, and he looked at the villagers and said, "Auntie, do you still have pigs in your house?"
"I'll pay you another sum."
"I need boars and sows!"
servant:? ? ?
"..."
It’s over.
The young master was completely stunned!
Two days later.
Exam list released.
Sure enough, Zhao Fu entered, and his name was listed at the end of the row.
When I saw it, I almost didn't scare him to death.
After seeing his name, he let out a long breath.
He felt that it was the result of his answering correctly.
The rest of the talents who entered the list felt the same way.
Even complacent.
I can get it right by myself, isn't that too powerful?
Although they dare not think about it...
How is this broken answer right? !
The truth is, since all the seniors are unable to change the test papers, for fear of ruining their reputation, these test papers can only be handed over to the local officials for correction.
But here comes the problem.
How do they know how to correct this thing?
Please others, others dare not come.
You can only recognize this job yourself.
But this time, the person in power has attached so much importance to the matter of examinations that even the Tiantian Army has been mobilized. No matter how bold the bureaucrats are, they naturally dare not tamper with this aspect.
Really helpless, they can only play tricks.
The direct investigation found out, among all the famous talents in each region, who participated in the examination.
Then fill in their names according to their prestige.
Those who enter are all talented people.
So there is no problem, right?
If you don't look closely, you won't notice it at all.
What's more, with the prestige of these people, even if other people didn't enter the list, they would feel that their skills were not as good as others, so naturally they couldn't express any doubts.
The local official who came up with this idea really felt that he was a genius!
It's completely unexpected that he has ruined Huang Xing's plan invisibly...
Seven days later.
Knowing the smell of all poultry and livestock, and spending a lot of money to buy tiger excrement for the sake of fake tiger prestige, Zhao Fu, who has studied it carefully, went to participate in the review with confidence.
He was sure.
This time, it will never be the same as last time.
I stayed in a daze for 15 minutes, and in the end, I had to rely on muddling through!
no way.
15 minutes later.
When Zhao Fu saw the exam questions, he was stunned!
"..."
The test site this time is relatively warm.
Anyway, in the big house.
A big stove was set up in the middle to keep them from sneezing.
The reason was also the last time, Huang Xing felt that the goal had been achieved, and there was no need to torture these prodigal talents who had advanced.
And the exam questions this time will also be for the selection of outstanding prodigals, and they will be divided into three, six, and nine levels of prodigals. Huang Xing will study it for another night!
There are two questions on each paper.
this subject.
Although the room was warmer, Zhao Fu's heart was chilled seeing it!
The corners of his mouth twitched.
I couldn't help complaining in my heart: "What the hell have I been trying to do these days?"
On the contrary, he listened with gusto and never thought of leaving.
It is difficult to reproduce what the Great Elder said, that's right.
only…
At the same time, they felt inexplicably real!
even.
I still turn my head back from time to time, and I always feel a little weird!
Although now, this feeling has disappeared.
Because of this, they still felt that what the Great Elder said was awesome.
It's just awesome, but I don't know the reason!
……
Yishan, a village under a mountain.
"Made!"
"Finally solved!!"
"I'm too strong!!!"
Zhao Fu got out of a kennel in a village, not caring about the foolish eyes of the villagers, he was so happy that he couldn't help himself!
It's true, the answer really is that shit stinks more!
to this end.
During this period of time, Zhao Fu crazily fed feed to his wife's old dogs and local chickens, so that the thighs they ate were fattened several times.
Excretion is also increasing day by day.
Zhao Fu seemed to be dazed, and he didn't dislike it at all.
I've sniffed it all over the past few days.
Not only the villagers were dumbfounded, but even the servants were stunned.
I thought the young master would take an exam...
Is Fan Jinzhong really successful?
What he didn't know was that Zhao Fu divided the dogs and chickens into two rows to distinguish between male and female.
He even sniffed the male one.
I'm afraid the next time I take an exam.
On the test paper, he was asked, is the poop smelly from a male dog or from a rooster?
That would be pure masochism.
The final conclusion is that no matter male or female, dogs are always the smelliest.
Don't question, this is the authoritative answer!
Zhao Fu sacrificed a lot of tenderness in exchange for it!
Zhao Fu was very excited. He felt that he could take the second round of re-examination.
There is no need for a well-known talent to be laughed at because he failed the first round of exams.
Even though Zhao Fu didn't seem to think about it at all, if his story was spread, he would still be laughed at.
And even more powerful than the last one!
You're actually interested in that stuff...
It's fine if you're interested in them, why are you interested in...
you beast!
On the contrary, Zhao Fu felt that he was lucky.
Because in Zhao Fu's own opinion, this question can at least be reproduced by himself.
The most is to work harder and work harder.
And that...
The so-called "If I think I am extremely handsome, and I want to let others take the initiative to praise me for being handsome every time I meet with others, what should I do..."
How is this reproduced?
Isn't this nonsense?
Before the replica is finished, I have offended many people first, and I will be sent to the government!
Not to mention that...
The so-called "If in the middle of the night, I met a thin, fair-skinned and beautiful little girl, stumbled and trembled on the spot, her eyes were full of helplessness..."
"I met such a little girl..."
"How should I think of a way to bring her home, and what kind of posture should I sleep with her!"
Gee.
Zhao Fu chuckled.
That brother may not be able to verify it in his life, what should be the correct answer!
After Zhao Fu dealt with this matter, he waved his hands and said confidently: "Drive the carriage, let's go back to the hospital!"
The servant was taken aback.
Suddenly tears filled my eyes!
I thought to myself that after spending so many days sleeping in the open air in this place, I can finally go back!
Even sleeping in the woodshed in the yard is much more comfortable than sleeping!
The servant just wanted to help Zhao Fu, who had not eaten for many days and was on the verge of collapse, into the car.
As a result, the smell all over his body was extremely stimulating.
It made Shinobi hesitate for a while.
Who knows this moment of hesitation...
It's a big deal!
Zhao Fu's eyes widened, and his teeth were clenched suddenly!
The servant was frightened immediately, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Master, I didn't mean it, I... I didn't dislike you!"
Zhao Fu tapped his hands and said loudly, "That's right!"
"How did I forget this stubble?"
The servant was dumbfounded.
Is it a bath?
Also.
The young master has been dirty for so many days, so it's time to wash it.
Just go back clean.
Zhao Fu said excitedly: "In addition to the idiom that chickens and dogs are restless, there is another idiom, which is called pigs and dogs are not as good as!"
"In case next time, the idiom quoted is that if pigs and dogs are not as good as dogs, wouldn't it be that I didn't know that pigs' poop is more stinky, or dog's poop is more stinky?"
"No."
"I have to go and test it myself!"
Zhao Fu's eyes showed determination, and he looked at the villagers and said, "Auntie, do you still have pigs in your house?"
"I'll pay you another sum."
"I need boars and sows!"
servant:? ? ?
"..."
It’s over.
The young master was completely stunned!
Two days later.
Exam list released.
Sure enough, Zhao Fu entered, and his name was listed at the end of the row.
When I saw it, I almost didn't scare him to death.
After seeing his name, he let out a long breath.
He felt that it was the result of his answering correctly.
The rest of the talents who entered the list felt the same way.
Even complacent.
I can get it right by myself, isn't that too powerful?
Although they dare not think about it...
How is this broken answer right? !
The truth is, since all the seniors are unable to change the test papers, for fear of ruining their reputation, these test papers can only be handed over to the local officials for correction.
But here comes the problem.
How do they know how to correct this thing?
Please others, others dare not come.
You can only recognize this job yourself.
But this time, the person in power has attached so much importance to the matter of examinations that even the Tiantian Army has been mobilized. No matter how bold the bureaucrats are, they naturally dare not tamper with this aspect.
Really helpless, they can only play tricks.
The direct investigation found out, among all the famous talents in each region, who participated in the examination.
Then fill in their names according to their prestige.
Those who enter are all talented people.
So there is no problem, right?
If you don't look closely, you won't notice it at all.
What's more, with the prestige of these people, even if other people didn't enter the list, they would feel that their skills were not as good as others, so naturally they couldn't express any doubts.
The local official who came up with this idea really felt that he was a genius!
It's completely unexpected that he has ruined Huang Xing's plan invisibly...
Seven days later.
Knowing the smell of all poultry and livestock, and spending a lot of money to buy tiger excrement for the sake of fake tiger prestige, Zhao Fu, who has studied it carefully, went to participate in the review with confidence.
He was sure.
This time, it will never be the same as last time.
I stayed in a daze for 15 minutes, and in the end, I had to rely on muddling through!
no way.
15 minutes later.
When Zhao Fu saw the exam questions, he was stunned!
"..."
The test site this time is relatively warm.
Anyway, in the big house.
A big stove was set up in the middle to keep them from sneezing.
The reason was also the last time, Huang Xing felt that the goal had been achieved, and there was no need to torture these prodigal talents who had advanced.
And the exam questions this time will also be for the selection of outstanding prodigals, and they will be divided into three, six, and nine levels of prodigals. Huang Xing will study it for another night!
There are two questions on each paper.
this subject.
Although the room was warmer, Zhao Fu's heart was chilled seeing it!
The corners of his mouth twitched.
I couldn't help complaining in my heart: "What the hell have I been trying to do these days?"
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