Don't say I'm the number one suzerain in the world

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Zhao Fu was furious when he heard so many voices mocking his answer.

Afterwards, his eyes lit up!
He suddenly thought.

Now use this as an excuse to beat Lu Meng, wouldn't it be a good way to interrupt this topic and excuse yourself?
day!
I am a talent.

Lu Meng, you are also a talent!

Zhao Fu's fists were clenched.

When Lu Meng saw this scene, his smile stopped abruptly.

"Ahh! See if I don't beat you to death!"

"Hey, don't hit me, don't hit me, Brother Zhao, listen to Lu's explanation, listen to my explanation..."

I have wronged you, Brother Lu!

In the future, I will definitely come to you to apologize!

Zhao Fu was thinking while punching frantically.

Don't give Lu Meng or the others a chance to think about other things!

But He Jian, Wang Kui and the others were dumbfounded.

They really didn't think about the exam questions anymore.

I was just thinking, didn't Lu Meng just say that as long as Zhao Fu didn't mention the sisters coming to play in the water, he wouldn't laugh anymore?

Then they mentioned the sisters to play in the water, and it was not Zhao Fu who mentioned it. What effect does it have?
Ok…

The logic of this is perfectly fine.

Even if you read it carefully, you can't find any problems!
That can only be Lu Meng's own problem...

Brother Lu, if you say you, you will really cause trouble for yourself!

Stepping into the Forbidden City, there are special scribes to receive them and bring them in in batches, to meet the Great Elder of Zhen Tianzong.

Now, the celestial dynasty is gone, and the title of emperor is changed to Zong.

But the dragon's prestige on the Forbidden City has not dissipated in the slightest.

Is it because the dynasty has been passed down for a long time, and the breath is hard to dissipate for a while?
Perhaps they and the others entered the Forbidden City for the first time, saw Longwei for the first time, and were shocked in the bottom of their hearts, so they felt that it was still there.

Maybe this Longwei has weakened a lot. If the Tianming Dynasty hadn't fallen, it would be even more brilliant than it is now.

Ok…

Anyway.

The morning will be fine.

A Central Plains without an emperor is a good Central Plains!
The first person to be summoned was Lu Meng who was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The most ridiculous thing is that because Zhao Fu was eager to stop the topic, he hit him too hard, half of Lu Meng's left front tooth fell into his stomach, and he couldn't spit it out.

At this time, Lu Meng was about to cry but had no tears.

Although thinking about those words again, I still feel a little breathless.

But more is still grievance.

He didn't know what was going on, and laughed when he heard this, as if it was abnormal.

wrong.

Anyone who hears this will laugh, right?

Sister~ let's play in the water...

Who do you think can bear it? ?

Just as Lu Meng was thinking in his heart, he almost started panting again.

However, after listening to it once, others develop antibodies. After listening to it more than a dozen times, my front teeth are half missing. I don’t know if I have antibodies or not, and my body hurts a lot!
Lu Meng took a deep breath, and under the leadership of the scribe, he came to the elder's mansion first.

The Great Elder naturally sat in the room and waited for him.

However, it is facing away from this person, with the seat facing backward.

Seeing this, Lu Meng quickly straightened his collar and put some hair up.

Although he now has a big nostril and a small nostril, because one side just had a nosebleed.

The left eye is clear and the right eye is purple.

There was also a bruise under the neck.

but.

These can only prove that he was beaten.

Can't explain anything else.

Lu Meng believed that as long as he was dignified and decent, and showed a scholarly temperament, he could still win the acquaintance of the elders and arrange a good errand for him.

"Elder."

"In Xia Lumeng, I have admired the elder's name for a long time, see the elder!"

Lu Meng said and bowed.

The Great Elder just stood up at this moment, turned around, put down the book in his hand, and looked at Lu Meng to bow.

The so-called don't know if you don't accept it, you will be shocked once you accept it.

After seeing Lu Meng who had received the bow, the elder couldn't help saying: "You are a talented person from one side, the number one student in the Central Plains examination?"

Lu Meng nodded and said with a smile, "It's business."

While smiling, he also showed his half-missing teeth, looking very amiable... What a kiss!
Looks like an idiot.

The Great Elder rubbed his eyes, looked at it again, and asked someone to compare it with the portrait before confirming it.

The first elder said, "Do you owe someone money?"

Lu Meng: "..."

Damn Zhao Fu!
Beat me so badly.

I will definitely talk to you when I go back!
The Great Elder coughed lightly, and said seriously: "If you owe money, with your appearance, it is obvious that you have not paid the debt, and you will be tortured."

"Although it is said that I love talents, before talents, based on character, I not only value talents, but also pay attention to virtue."

The Great Elder looked him up and down again, and was obviously beaten by the Qian family, and said bluntly: "Your character is not suitable for my sect. Thinking of how much silver you owe for being the number one scholar in the exam, ask me This elder will report the number, and this old man will pay it back for you."

"After you're gone, don't come to me again."

The Great Elder spoke in an almost commanding tone.

After Lu Meng listened to it, hundreds of grass and mud horses asked in his heart.

I shouted in my heart, Zhao Fu, your grandma's!

See if I go back for a while, I won’t laugh at you to death!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Lu Meng had already begun to curse Zhao Fu secretly with laughter.

But he still did not forget to bow and clasp his fists, and hastened to explain to himself: "Elder, thank you for your kindness, Lu Mou, but things are definitely not as you imagined."

"Lu Mou has never owed money, has a good style, and has never borrowed money, let Lu Mou sort it out!"

Subsequently.

Lu Meng explained the general process of the incident.

Probably from Zhao Fu writing that weird answer, to laughing until his stomach hurts, taking the exam and getting into the rankings, he was beaten twice.

By the way, Wang Kui couldn't understand the meaning of the question, and he kept repeating the words "sisters are here to play with the water", forcing him to laugh uncontrollably, and also added a little "rhetorical" to the discussion.

Ok…

About the point where he was laughing, he covered it in about three sentences.

Regarding Zhao Fu's ability to enter the list, the other two were very puzzled. There were a little more, about thirty or so sentences.

It's hard to see which is more important!

The Great Elder couldn't help but frown upon hearing this.

Sure enough, as Lu Meng guessed, he thought about this question.

Sisters, let's play in the water...

Sisters, come play in the water...

He propped his hands on the table, but he didn't understand why.

after all.

What kind of answer can this special code be?
He has never seen such an answer.

but.

Thinking of that question, it is also relatively weird, it does not belong to the category that ordinary people can answer, and I am still puzzled.

Perhaps the weird questions and the weird answers are a combination of the two?
For a while, the Great Elder Mo was too busy managing Lu Meng's errands, and wanted to call that person in quickly, so he asked, "What kind of official position do you like?"

Lu Meng's eyes lit up, and he immediately replied: "Reporting to the Elder, Lu wants to be a minister of the Siyou Pavilion, to give advice on the general situation of the sect, to comment on books and Taoism, and to do his part for the direction of the Tianzong!"