Master, you misread the person!

Chapter 0011: Open Keyboard Man Mode

Are you being too disrespectful to your senior brother?
Well, if that's the case, don't blame me for turning on keyboard man mode
Lin Bai continued to hover in the air with his sword, overlooking the younger brothers, younger sisters and masters at Tianji Peak below.

He cleared his throat, "Ahem, okay, then let's officially start..."

Everyone was refreshed when they heard the words, and their backs straightened up.

In the previous ten years, everyone knew how lazy Lin Bai was.

It is precisely because of this that they firmly believe that one day enlightenment is worth ten years of practice.

They believed that Lin Bai would definitely teach them the experience of enlightenment, even if it was just the beginning, everyone's faces looked very excited.

"Do you feel tired from practicing day after day?"

Lin Bai first asked a question, which confused everyone a bit.

Isn't today the Enlightenment Experience Sharing Conference?
Those who appear to be more cultured are called preaching.

This question is not easy to answer, mainly because Master is present.

No one answered, Lin Bai continued: "Everyone, don't be in a daze, tell me loudly, are you tired from practicing?"

"tired."

"Tired~~~!"

"So tired!"

One person took the lead, and others also spoke.

Just as Lu Linqing was about to open his mouth, he saw a murderous aura coming from the side, and his eyes shifted slightly to meet the eyes of his father Lu Bingtian.

She swallowed the tired words abruptly.

"It's okay to be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead..."

"Thinking about enlightenment all day long, it's so easy."

"If it's really that easy, isn't the world full of masters?"

Lu Bingtian nodded vigorously, listen, my apprentice, what you say makes sense.

He held his chin up, maintained a dignified posture, and clapped his hands together: "Lin Bai's words are good and reasonable, all of you listen carefully!"

"well said!"

Even if they were not happy, the big guy still instinctively agreed.

No one is stupid, as soon as they heard it, they could tell that Lin Bai was scolding them.

However, they did not expect that this was just the beginning.

……

Tianshu Peak.

Head bedroom.

It took Leng Xuanye an hour to finally refine all the spiritual energy absorbed from Lin Bai.

The realm has also been further consolidated, even though it is still far from Yangshen, but compared with more than 200 years of cultivation, it has not made any progress.

This night, I gave her too many surprises.

After the surprise, she began to struggle again.

Judging from these two close contacts with Lin Bai, the complementarity of Taoism and body that Master said has been verified.

As long as he and Lin Bai practice together, they will be able to break through the Yang God in time.

But this goes against her original intention. She once swore that she would never commit herself to a man.

After all, she is also a proud girl of heaven, ordinary men can't get into her eyes at all.

"Lin Bai... so-so."

"Talented and handsome, but it's that lazy energy that makes people bored. This time I was lucky and enlightened. What about next time? Do you still expect enlightenment?"

"Forget it, don't think about him."

Leng Xuanye decided to take this opportunity to see if she could continue to practice.

It would be best if he could not rely on Lin Bai.

She tried it, and the aura around her remained motionless.

Not reconciled.

I tried again, but it still didn't move like a mountain.

"Forget it, go and see what Lin Bai is doing. If he dares to be lazy, let's see how I deal with him."

……

"What's so good!"

Lin Bai raised his voice a bit: "I am very puzzled when I look at you, how can there be such non-biological dicks like you in the world!"

"Will you be able to realize the Tao when you sleep?"

"You want to eat farts."

The atmosphere in the martial arts arena froze.

People who had some hippie smiles at first stopped laughing now.

Lin Bai is really scolding, you are not welcome at all.

And this scolding is quite level, angry and funny.

"Who am I? Who are you?"

"Don't you have any clues in your heart?"

"I really thought it would be so easy to realize the Tao. Learn from me to sleep and not practice hard."

"Sleeping for ten years, I tell you, you will be useless."

Lin Bai poked his chest with his index finger, "I have the Eucharist, and I can still be the Holy Son after ten years of sleep, how about you?"

"Take a pee and look in the mirror to see if your mother threw you away and raised the placenta when she gave birth to you?"

"Learn from me? Can you guys?"

"You're a bunch of stinking garbage people, the origin of the term 'spit'."

"Learn from me? Can you guys?"

"I think you all belong to the cucumber family, so you need to shoot."

"Learn from me? Can you guys?"

"..."

Lin Bai's series of scolding made the minds of the younger brothers and sisters below buzzing.

What about good preaching?

What about the promised Enlightenment Experience Sharing Conference?

How did it become a criticism meeting?
Besides, what's the matter with his good reasoning?

The problem is, we don't listen to reason, we have to listen to experience, we have to listen to how to enlightenment.

This makes them very painful and worrying.

Even if what Lin Bai said is true: he is not as talented or as handsome as him.

But agreeing with what he said is tantamount to admitting that he is a "stinky garbage man" and has become the source of the term "spit".

Everyone's face was livid and became very ugly.

At the same time, because I have to choose whether to recognize reality or not, I am constantly engaged in a battle between heaven and man.

It can be seen that they are already on the verge of collapse.

Lu Bingtian was very satisfied with this.

Although he also hopes that Lin Bai can share some experience of enlightenment, the most urgent thing is to let the disciples in the sect recognize the reality as soon as possible.

Lin Bai implemented this point very thoroughly, and it has already achieved initial results.

The Xumina ring and Qiushui sword were not offered in vain.

Lu Linqing was very unconvinced, and pouted his cherry mouth: "Brother Lin, they belong to cucumbers, but I am not. Don't put me in the same category as them, okay?"

Lin Bai blurted out without hesitation, "Yes, you belong to the screw, you need to screw it!"

"Wow!!!"

Lu Linqing was already on the verge of collapse, but was broken by Lin Bai's words, and burst into tears on the spot.

A disciple's inner defense collapsed, sobbing: "Even if it's true, you can't go around talking about it."

Lu Bingtian saw this posture, it was very effective, secretly gave Lin Bai a thumbs up, and encouraged him to continue with his eyes.

The apprentices know their way back, and he, as a master, can easily lead the team.

Lin Bai saw it and was in a state of excitement.

To put it simply, it is red-eyed.

Even without Lu Bingtian's encouragement, Lin Bai would continue.

This time, he pointed the finger at the sect, at the head of the sect.

"Actually, it's not entirely your fault. Both the sect and the head of the sect have neglected their duties..."

Seeing that some of the younger brothers and sisters had collapsed and some were on the verge of collapse, Lin Bai knew that this heavy hammer had worked.

But that's all there is to it, no more cursing.

People will be stupid if they continue to scold, all the juniors and sisters will deny themselves from the heart, and they will be useless whether they sleep or not in the future.

Even if Lin Bai doesn't understand psychology, he still knows how to find an excuse for them at this time, soothe their hearts that are riddled with holes, and help them regain their confidence.

But he can't scold the master, otherwise the gift will be for nothing.

Naturally, we can only start with the sect and the head of the sect. Anyway, they are far away and can't hear them.

It's just that he didn't know that the leader Leng Xuan Ye Yujian was behind him...

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