Master, you misread the person!
Chapter 0147 I am speechless
"You two...going to rob houses?"
Lin Bai's eyes widened, and he looked at the two guys standing at the door in disbelief.
One tall and one short, one fat and one thin.
The tall one is very tall, and the short one can only reach its knees.
Fat is also very fat, like a gas tank.
Very thin, like a bamboo pole.
The two goods were carrying white cloth bags on their backs, which were so bulging that they almost hung down to the ground, and one could tell at a glance that there were a lot of things inside.
Meng Yao curled her lips and said, "Nonsense, we bought it, so we wouldn't do such a shameless thing."
While it was talking, there were two bangs, and the two white cloth bags landed in front of Lin Bai accurately, and then the two came up to open them, and took out the contents one by one.
There are bamboo shoots, dried fish, bloody raw meat, and nuts...
Finally, it turned out to be flour.
Seeing this, Lin Bai stroked his forehead, speechless.
He clearly said that he would cook food for the iron-eating beast after regaining the Supreme Dao, but the iron-eating beast was impatient and said that it couldn't wait that long.
"What did you buy it with?"
There are actually not many things, and it doesn't cost a lot of money.
But can these two goods make money?
Where does the money come from if you don't make money?
"Silver." Meng Yao replied.
"Where did you get the silver?"
"There was an escort agency betting on darts, and the wheels of the dart wheel got stuck in the mud. I helped them get the dart cart out, and gave us 100 taels of silver as a token of gratitude."
"oh, I see."
Lin Bai walked over and grabbed Meng Yao's ear and walked out: "Let's go, take me to that bodyguard agency, I want to see which bodyguard agency is so generous, and I will give you 100 taels of silver for just lifting a car."
"I can't find it. Those bodyguards left long ago. Before leaving, we thanked our parents and eighteen generations of ancestors."
Slapped a scalp, "Thank you to your parents and eighteen generations of ancestors, for making you very proud, for making you very proud, right?"
The iron-eating beast suddenly lamented: "¥@%&#..."
"What does it say?"
Meng Yao's translation: "The giant panda said that I just said that this reason is not good, you insist that this reason is perfect, now it's all right, right?"
Uh... co-authors, you two think you can fill me up?
Lin Bai was really defeated by the IQ of the two of them.
But the robbing has already been robbed, can it be returned?
Lin Bai said quickly: "Next time you pass by someone who was robbed by you, remember to give some money. What do you want me to do?"
"Biscuits." This was not what the dream monster said, but what the iron-eating beast said.
Lin Bai was shocked when he heard the iron-eating beast speak human language for the first time, not because it could speak human language, but because it wanted to eat in one bite, to see how it forced the child.
It's robbery again, and it's learning to speak human language.
"What about the pot? How do you do it without a pot?"
Without saying a word, the iron-eating beast rushed out of the ruined temple, and came back in less than a cup of tea, carrying a large iron pot on its back.
When Lin Bai took it, he found that the pot was still hot and there were rice grains in it.
Everyone else was dumbfounded, "You, you snatched the pot that someone else was cooking?"
The iron-eating beast shook its head...it still shook its head, and denied it.
Meng Yao translated from the side: "Didn't you say that you will give money next time? Since you want to give money, how can it be regarded as robbery?"
I... still have a strong logic, but I am speechless.
Lin Bai wanted to talk about oil at first, but then he thought about it, let's bypass that family, and if he continued, he would empty the kitchen.
In fact, it was almost emptied. The bag Mengyao carried contained oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar. Although there was no oil, there was a lot of fat on the raw meat, so it was ready to fry.
To make biscuits, you need an oven, and it is definitely too late to make a fresh oven, so Lin Bai mixed the flour with water, wrapped their favorite food in flour and fried it in the pan.
Fry until golden and crisp, sprinkle with salt and serve.
If you have bread crumbs, make them golden crispy chicken, but even if you don't have it, it's delicious because they've never eaten it that way.
Prepare all the ingredients (robbed) in the same way, and store them in the storage ring, which can actually occupy a small corner of the storage ring.
When Lin Bai was frying, the two of them crunched and ate, smearing oil all over their mouths, making Xuanxuan so greedy that she couldn't bear it, so she had to go back to Qiushuijian in a fit of anger, not seeing what she saw.
If she was still a ghost cultivator, she would still be able to eat some, but now only the soul is left and she can't eat at all.
Lin Bai saw that such poisoning was too cruel to her, so he said that next time he would get some incense candles for her to smell, which made her very happy.
It took a whole day and a night to finish making the rations for the two goods.
And the Ten Thousand Monsters Conference is about to begin, and there are only two days left.
From here to the foot of Taishang Dao Mountain, it will take at least two days to advance at full speed.
The iron-eating beast patted its chest to indicate a small problem, everything was covered by it, two days was plenty of time, and it only took half a day to arrive, so Lin Bai was relieved.
If it was in Kyoto, Lin Bai would have believed it.
Because at that time, it hadn't been assimilated by the dream monster, and now seeing it being assimilated more and more by the dream monster, Lin Bai was heartbroken, regretting that he hadn't discovered this problem earlier.
It's too late to fix it now.
Before setting off, Lin Bai used the astronomical phenomena to change his appearance and appearance, and became a white-browed hero with silver-white hair, silver-white eyebrows, and silver-white beard.
Put the big summer sparrow on its back again, and it will look more like that.
Lin Bai reminded emphatically: "When I look like this in the future, you will call me the hero with white eyebrows, but please don't call me wrong, because if you call me by my real name, I will reveal my truth."
Meng Yao nodded, yes.
The iron-eating beast nodded, yes.
Seeing that they were so synchronized, Lin Bai regretted reminding them emphatically. He always felt that the two of them were the kind of guys who would be more wrong if they reminded them.
Afterwards, the iron-eating beast also used its magic to make itself huge, allowing Lin Bai and Meng Yao to sit on its left and right shoulders, throwing off its arms and running wildly.
The speed is actually several times that of Lin Bai Yujian.
No wonder the iron-eating beast is confident that it will take only half a day to complete the journey of two or three days, and this speed is really much faster.
But at this moment, Lin Bai suddenly felt something was wrong.
Since the speed of the iron-eating beast is so fast, why did he have to take it with Yujian before.
Lin Bai asked, and Meng Yao helped Iron Eater translate: "Why don't you sit if there's a free one?"
Lin Bai: "..."
Why don't you take a taxi here, it's free.
Later, Lin Bai found out that the iron-eating beast was simply lazy.
If it can lie down all day and someone feeds it all the time, the iron-eating beast can lie down all day.
Later, it was confirmed that this kind of life was the iron-eater's dream.
Its dream was enjoyed by the iron-eating beasts in another world. I don't know if the iron-eating beasts in this world will enjoy such treatment in the future, we can only wait and see.
The iron-eating beast did not lie, it really arrived at the foot of Taishangdao Mountain within half a day.
Arrived at a village further west.
"Ding! Trigger a side mission..."
Lin Bai's eyes widened, and he looked at the two guys standing at the door in disbelief.
One tall and one short, one fat and one thin.
The tall one is very tall, and the short one can only reach its knees.
Fat is also very fat, like a gas tank.
Very thin, like a bamboo pole.
The two goods were carrying white cloth bags on their backs, which were so bulging that they almost hung down to the ground, and one could tell at a glance that there were a lot of things inside.
Meng Yao curled her lips and said, "Nonsense, we bought it, so we wouldn't do such a shameless thing."
While it was talking, there were two bangs, and the two white cloth bags landed in front of Lin Bai accurately, and then the two came up to open them, and took out the contents one by one.
There are bamboo shoots, dried fish, bloody raw meat, and nuts...
Finally, it turned out to be flour.
Seeing this, Lin Bai stroked his forehead, speechless.
He clearly said that he would cook food for the iron-eating beast after regaining the Supreme Dao, but the iron-eating beast was impatient and said that it couldn't wait that long.
"What did you buy it with?"
There are actually not many things, and it doesn't cost a lot of money.
But can these two goods make money?
Where does the money come from if you don't make money?
"Silver." Meng Yao replied.
"Where did you get the silver?"
"There was an escort agency betting on darts, and the wheels of the dart wheel got stuck in the mud. I helped them get the dart cart out, and gave us 100 taels of silver as a token of gratitude."
"oh, I see."
Lin Bai walked over and grabbed Meng Yao's ear and walked out: "Let's go, take me to that bodyguard agency, I want to see which bodyguard agency is so generous, and I will give you 100 taels of silver for just lifting a car."
"I can't find it. Those bodyguards left long ago. Before leaving, we thanked our parents and eighteen generations of ancestors."
Slapped a scalp, "Thank you to your parents and eighteen generations of ancestors, for making you very proud, for making you very proud, right?"
The iron-eating beast suddenly lamented: "¥@%&#..."
"What does it say?"
Meng Yao's translation: "The giant panda said that I just said that this reason is not good, you insist that this reason is perfect, now it's all right, right?"
Uh... co-authors, you two think you can fill me up?
Lin Bai was really defeated by the IQ of the two of them.
But the robbing has already been robbed, can it be returned?
Lin Bai said quickly: "Next time you pass by someone who was robbed by you, remember to give some money. What do you want me to do?"
"Biscuits." This was not what the dream monster said, but what the iron-eating beast said.
Lin Bai was shocked when he heard the iron-eating beast speak human language for the first time, not because it could speak human language, but because it wanted to eat in one bite, to see how it forced the child.
It's robbery again, and it's learning to speak human language.
"What about the pot? How do you do it without a pot?"
Without saying a word, the iron-eating beast rushed out of the ruined temple, and came back in less than a cup of tea, carrying a large iron pot on its back.
When Lin Bai took it, he found that the pot was still hot and there were rice grains in it.
Everyone else was dumbfounded, "You, you snatched the pot that someone else was cooking?"
The iron-eating beast shook its head...it still shook its head, and denied it.
Meng Yao translated from the side: "Didn't you say that you will give money next time? Since you want to give money, how can it be regarded as robbery?"
I... still have a strong logic, but I am speechless.
Lin Bai wanted to talk about oil at first, but then he thought about it, let's bypass that family, and if he continued, he would empty the kitchen.
In fact, it was almost emptied. The bag Mengyao carried contained oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar. Although there was no oil, there was a lot of fat on the raw meat, so it was ready to fry.
To make biscuits, you need an oven, and it is definitely too late to make a fresh oven, so Lin Bai mixed the flour with water, wrapped their favorite food in flour and fried it in the pan.
Fry until golden and crisp, sprinkle with salt and serve.
If you have bread crumbs, make them golden crispy chicken, but even if you don't have it, it's delicious because they've never eaten it that way.
Prepare all the ingredients (robbed) in the same way, and store them in the storage ring, which can actually occupy a small corner of the storage ring.
When Lin Bai was frying, the two of them crunched and ate, smearing oil all over their mouths, making Xuanxuan so greedy that she couldn't bear it, so she had to go back to Qiushuijian in a fit of anger, not seeing what she saw.
If she was still a ghost cultivator, she would still be able to eat some, but now only the soul is left and she can't eat at all.
Lin Bai saw that such poisoning was too cruel to her, so he said that next time he would get some incense candles for her to smell, which made her very happy.
It took a whole day and a night to finish making the rations for the two goods.
And the Ten Thousand Monsters Conference is about to begin, and there are only two days left.
From here to the foot of Taishang Dao Mountain, it will take at least two days to advance at full speed.
The iron-eating beast patted its chest to indicate a small problem, everything was covered by it, two days was plenty of time, and it only took half a day to arrive, so Lin Bai was relieved.
If it was in Kyoto, Lin Bai would have believed it.
Because at that time, it hadn't been assimilated by the dream monster, and now seeing it being assimilated more and more by the dream monster, Lin Bai was heartbroken, regretting that he hadn't discovered this problem earlier.
It's too late to fix it now.
Before setting off, Lin Bai used the astronomical phenomena to change his appearance and appearance, and became a white-browed hero with silver-white hair, silver-white eyebrows, and silver-white beard.
Put the big summer sparrow on its back again, and it will look more like that.
Lin Bai reminded emphatically: "When I look like this in the future, you will call me the hero with white eyebrows, but please don't call me wrong, because if you call me by my real name, I will reveal my truth."
Meng Yao nodded, yes.
The iron-eating beast nodded, yes.
Seeing that they were so synchronized, Lin Bai regretted reminding them emphatically. He always felt that the two of them were the kind of guys who would be more wrong if they reminded them.
Afterwards, the iron-eating beast also used its magic to make itself huge, allowing Lin Bai and Meng Yao to sit on its left and right shoulders, throwing off its arms and running wildly.
The speed is actually several times that of Lin Bai Yujian.
No wonder the iron-eating beast is confident that it will take only half a day to complete the journey of two or three days, and this speed is really much faster.
But at this moment, Lin Bai suddenly felt something was wrong.
Since the speed of the iron-eating beast is so fast, why did he have to take it with Yujian before.
Lin Bai asked, and Meng Yao helped Iron Eater translate: "Why don't you sit if there's a free one?"
Lin Bai: "..."
Why don't you take a taxi here, it's free.
Later, Lin Bai found out that the iron-eating beast was simply lazy.
If it can lie down all day and someone feeds it all the time, the iron-eating beast can lie down all day.
Later, it was confirmed that this kind of life was the iron-eater's dream.
Its dream was enjoyed by the iron-eating beasts in another world. I don't know if the iron-eating beasts in this world will enjoy such treatment in the future, we can only wait and see.
The iron-eating beast did not lie, it really arrived at the foot of Taishangdao Mountain within half a day.
Arrived at a village further west.
"Ding! Trigger a side mission..."
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