I have a magic arsenal

"I?"

Shen Lang smiled slightly, took care, looked at Zhu Chenluo and said, "I can make so many miraculous but powerful things, because when I was young, I met a fairy!"

Zhu Chenluo was taken aback for a moment, raised his brows, and asked in surprise, "Immortal?"

"Brother Lang, I don't study much, so don't fool me. There are no immortals in this world!" Zhu Chenluo looked at Shen Lang and curled his lips.

"Then I won't say it, you won't believe it anyway, I'm too lazy to waste my mouth!" Shen Lang rolled his eyes, said, and took a sip of tea.

"Hey, don't, don't, I believe, I believe, you keep talking, keep talking!" Zhu Chenluo said quickly, he was too fascinated by Shen Lang's methods.

"Okay, for the sake of telling your secret, I will continue!" Shen Lang shook his head and said triumphantly.

"I was seven years old at that time. When I was making mud in the back garden, that fairy came on the clouds, landed in front of me, and looked at me for a long time!" Shen Lang put down his tea, looked at Zhu Chenluo and said, "He said I am astounded, I am a one-in-a-million genius, and then the immortal took out more than a dozen cheat books and put them in front of me, let me choose, and then he will teach me!"

"Oh?" Zhu Chenluo became excited when he heard it: "Then what cheat did Brother Lang choose? Is it the current method?"

"No no no!"

Shen Lang waved his hand and said, "I was thinking at the time, someone who can easily come up with so many cheat books must not have these things at the bottom of the box!"

"If you want to learn, let's learn the best. What's the use of learning those cheats!" Shen Lang said seriously: "So, I shook my head and said that these are rubbish, things that can't be put on the table!"

"I am a peerless genius who is unique in a thousand. Don't use this rubbish to fool me. If you want to teach me, teach me fairy art. If you can't, go back where you came from!"

When Zhu Chenluo heard it, he gave a thumbs up at that time: "Brother Lang, you are the only one who dares to talk to an immortal like that, you are so awesome!"

"And then, he was impressed by your talent?"

"Yeah!" Shen Lang nodded: "He beat me up, saying that I am not young, but his tone was quite loud!"

"..."

"and then!"

"Then can I tolerate him?" Shen Lang talked about the exciting part, rolled up his sleeves, and said: "I rolled up my sleeves and fought with him!"

"The results of it?"

"In the end, he pushed me to the ground and beat me!"

"..."

"what's next?"

"Next, I lie on the ground and call him an old magic stick, he just lied to me, an ignorant and innocent young man, that he has the ability to teach me fairy arts!" Shen Lang said.

"Then he taught you fairy art?"

"No, the beating was even harder!"

"..."

Good guy, only Shen Lang can do this kind of thing!
"What happened in the end?" Zhu Chenluo listened with relish, looking forward to the final result.

"I drink saliva!"

Shen Lang took a sip of tea, looked at Zhu Chenluo and continued to speak: "In the end, the immortal was tired from beating, so he sat on a rock to rest!"

"..."

Good guy, how long has it been? The gods are tired!
"Then the god told me that I am not only a unique genius in a million, but also a fool with a bad mouth!" Shen Lang continued: "In the end, he had nothing to do, so he walked to my side. I tapped my forehead three times, and walked into the garden with my hands behind my back!"

"I was taken aback at the time, thinking that this was a signal to me?" Shen Lang said with sparkling eyes: "Nodding my head three times, and then walking aside with his hands behind his back, this is a hint that I am at three o'clock in the evening. Meet him in the back garden!"

"That's right, Brother Lang is really smart. I thought the same way just now. It's definitely not that easy for a fairy to teach a fairy. It must be tested!" Zhu Chenluo slapped his thigh and opened his mouth, taking a sip of tea: "Then Brother Lang went to the back garden at three o'clock in the evening?"

Shen Lang nodded: "I'm going!"

"The immortal saw that brother Lang was really very intelligent, and then taught you the fairy art?" Zhu Chenluo looked at Shen Lang with burning eyes and spoke, predicting the ending.

"The grandson isn't here!" Shen Lang said angrily, "I froze in the back garden all night, and the Bird Feather Fairy didn't come either!"

"what?"

Zhu Chenluo was taken aback for a moment: "No way!"

"Why not!" Shen Lang said more and more angrily: "At that time, I yelled, immortals are so fucking unreliable!"

"What's next? How did brother Lang learn the magic of immortality?" Zhu Chenluo continued.

"The next day, that fairy came again, pointed at my nose and scolded me, scolding me for being a bad bastard. He waited in the garden during the day until night, but I didn't come!"

"..."

Dude, this is a whole different story.

"I said it was impossible, didn't you tell me to go to the garden at night?" Shen Lang continued: "The fairy said, when did I tell you to come to me at night!"

"I said, you patted my head three times, and then went into the garden with your hands behind your back, didn't you just ask me to find you at three o'clock in the middle of the night?"

"What did the immortal say?" Zhu Chenluo became more and more excited as he listened.

"He said, fart, I gave you a spiritual light, as smart as a fairy, and then let you come to the garden with me, and I will teach you fairy arts!" Shen Lang shrugged and said.

"Ah, you are thinking too much!"

"No!"

"Then the immortal said, look at me, I'm a monkey spirit, I'm a monkey spirit, so I'm an idiot, I regret giving me my spiritual light!" Shen Lang continued, "Then I'm going to leave!"

"Then how did Brother Lang do it?"

"Then can I let him go?" Shen Lang said vividly: "I ran over at that time, hugged the immortal's thigh, and cried and wiped away my tears!"

"Then the immortal was moved by your sincerity?"

"It's crazy, I wiped my nose and tears on his pants, and if I don't teach me fairy arts, I'll pee on his pants!" Shen Lang grinned: "Then, he was afraid that I would come to the truth, so he taught me the magic trick." I am magic!"

"..."

"Is it the... Immortal technique that brother Lang is displaying now?" Zhu Chenluo looked at and said.

Shen Lang nodded, and said, "That's right, this is the fairy technique that the fairy put in the bottom of the box, it's called the heaven and earth super invincible equipment arsenal!"

"What thing?" Zhu Chenluo was stunned for a long time, but he didn't say the name: "What arsenal?"

"The arsenal of super invincible equipment in the sky and underground!" Shen Lang repeated himself!
"The arsenal of super invincible equipment in the sky and the earth? Immortals also named this... this... this name?" Zhu Chenluo didn't say what followed.

"Smelly, long and hard to remember!"

"Yes yes yes yes!"

"That's what I said at the time, what a bad name it is!" Shen Lang said.

"What about the fairy? How did you say it?"

"He said, you mortal, you know a ball!"