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He scored twice and made three poles in the sun.

"You are my woman now, don't always worry about killing me!" Shen Lang put his arms around Wanyan Ruyu's greasy back and said, "Otherwise you should be a widow!"

"Don't touch me!" Wanyan Ruyu resisted a few times, pushing Shen Lang, trying to knock off Shen Lang's hand, but found that she had no strength to be tortured by Shen Lang.

"Yo, you still have strength!" Shen Lang said in a strange way: "It seems that I didn't serve you well!" As he said, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt.

"Come, come, let's continue the fight for [-] rounds!"

When Wanyan Ruyu heard this, her whole body trembled, like a frightened rabbit, her eyes filled with tears: "No, no, please let me go, okay?"

"Look, I scared you!" Shen Lang smiled, stretched out his hand to wipe Yan Ruyu's eyes, and said softly: "It's impossible to let you go, because you are my first woman, and you will be mine in this life." woman!"

"However, I can let you off this time!" Shen Lang continued, regardless of whether Wanyan Ruyu liked it or not, he kissed her hard on the face, then lifted the quilt, stood up naked, and stretched his arms. a lazy.

"what!"

Wanyan Ruyu screamed, even though she wished Shen Lang would die immediately, when she saw him standing naked in front of her, she couldn't help but blushed, and stretched out her hand to cover her head with the quilt.

"Shameless, pervert, beast, why don't you die!" Wanyan Ruyu cursed from inside the quilt.

Shen Lang curled his lips when he heard it, and said, "It's not like you haven't seen it before, what's the fuss, I don't know who touched my chest just now!"

"Get lost!" Wanyan Ruyu yelled hysterically as the quilt shook.

After getting dressed, Shen Lang sat on the chair and drank three cups of tea. Only then did he feel that his dry throat was much better. Looking at Wanyan Ruyu who was still hiding under the blanket like an ostrich, he joked: "The sun is drying your ass. Why don't you wake up yet!"

At this moment, Wanyan Ruyu wanted to scold her!

You tore up my mother's clothes, how can I get out of bed?

"Find me clothes!" Wanyan Ruyu hid under the quilt and said through gritted teeth.

"Looking for clothes?" Shen Lang was taken aback, pointing to the ground: "Isn't your clothes here..."

"Uh, I tore this up?" Shen Lang looked at the pieces of fabric on the ground, went to the front and squatted down, picked up two pieces, looked at them unexpectedly, put them under his nose and sniffed: "No Thinking that I was the one who tore it apart, the strength is so great... Oh, it's quite delicious!"

"@#￥%...&*()"

"Young girl, you scold me so badly!" Shen Lang grinned, and quickly stood up from the ground: "You hide under the quilt, don't be seen, I'll find you clothes!"

"@#￥%...&*("

"Master Hou!"

As soon as Shen Lang opened the door, four eunuchs were standing at the door, greeting Shen Lang, with clothes, towels, washbasins, spittoons and other toiletries in their hands.

"How long have you been standing here?" Shen Lang was taken aback, looked at the four of them, and asked.

"Back to Lord Marquis, at dawn, the slaves will be waiting here!" The leading eunuch replied.

When Shen Lang heard this, it was embarrassing!
This TM is coming to a live broadcast, this is it!

"Leave this, I can do it myself, you go first!" Shen Lang blushed and said.

"Whoo!"

The four eunuchs were all experienced, so they naturally understood the meaning of Shen Lang's words, put down the things one by one, and handed over the clothes to Shen Lang, the eunuch at the head said: "After half an hour, the servant will bring the lunch!" After finishing speaking , greeted Shen Lang, then turned and left.

In the conversation between Shen Lang and the eunuch just now, Wanyan Ruyu stopped in his ears without saying a single word, blushing with embarrassment, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in!

What a shame!
"Get up, the clothes have been delivered!" Shen Lang looked at the clothes in his hand and gave a strange smile: "Yo, it's quite complete, everything is there!"

"Get out!" Wanyan Ruyu's voice came from under the quilt.

"I'm going out?" Shen Lang was taken aback for a moment, and immediately understood: "These are old couples, there is nothing to avoid, it's not like I haven't seen it before!"

"Who is with your old husband and wife!" Wanyan Ruyu's nose almost turned out of breath when she heard it: "Get out!"

Shen Lang grinned, rolled his eyes, walked to the door, stretched out his hand and opened the door: "Okay, okay, I'm going out, you change quickly!"

With a "squeak", the door was closed.

However, Wanyan Ruyu inside the quilt didn't move immediately, but waited for a while, and after realizing that there was no movement in the room, she slowly poked her head out of the quilt.

As a result, a pair of smiling eyes were staring at her!
"what!"

Wanyan Ruyu was taken aback, screamed, and stretched out his hand to cover the quilt on his head, but Shen Lang was not willing to, so he stretched out his hand and lifted the quilt off Wanyan Ruyu's body directly.

Just like that, Wanyan Ruyu finished dressing "very well-behaved", and she was so angry that she almost ran away on the spot.

The eunuch's concept of time is very punctual. After half an hour passed, the eunuch knocked on Shen Lang's door on time: "Master Hou, lunch is ready."

"Yeah!" Shen Lang straightened his clothes, sat on a chair and said, "Come in!"

"Whoo!"

With Shen Lang's permission, the leading eunuch pushed open the door, walked in with his head down, opened the lunch box, took out the lunches one by one, put them on the table, and then left one by one with his head down: "Slave Excuse me!" After saying that, he closed the door.

"After tossing all night and adding another morning, I'm really hungry!" Shen Lang picked up the chopsticks, and said in a strange way: "Mmm, the taste is really good!"

At this time, the red-faced Wanyan Ruyu was sitting by the bed, watching Shen Lang feasting, she couldn't help swallowing.

From yesterday to now, she didn't drink a drop of water, and she was tortured by Shen Lang for one night and one morning, she was already hungry and dizzy!
However, the stubbornness in her heart prevented her from eating.

"Do you still want to take revenge?" Shen Lang's mouth was full of oil, and he turned his head to look at Wanyan Ruyu: "Don't you want to kill me? Only when you are full will you have strength!" As he said, he pointed to the food on the table. meals.

"Don't think that if you say this, I will go over and eat!" Wanyan Ruyu swallowed, and said coldly: "Even if I starve to death, I won't eat!"

"Okay!" Shen Lang nodded, and said, "Anyway, after I finish eating, I will have strength again!" As he spoke, he blinked at Wanyan Ruyu: "It just so happens that you don't have the strength to resist!"

"Why don't you die?" Wanyan Ruyu's pretty face turned pale when she heard it.

"Anyway, I can't die, but you are dying!" Shen Lang continued: "Anyway, you don't want to kill me anymore, so just starve!" After speaking, he shrugged his shoulders and continued to eat.

"Humph!"

When Wanyan Ruyu heard this, she gritted her teeth and stood up from the bed, sat opposite to Shen Lang, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat.

"I won't let you succeed!"

"I'll eat until I'm full and kill you!"