The monkey peeked at my diary, and reversed the 36 changes at the beginning!

"Just now Qiming put a laxative in my wine."

Jiang Yan looked at Sun Wukong's curious face, and continued.

"What? This guy Qiming dared to put laxatives in your wine, I'll go and settle the score with him."

Sun Wukong was furious when he heard it, and said that he was going to Qiming's cave.In the end, Jiang Yan grabbed him back.

"Listen to me, although he put laxatives in my wine, I saw through it at a glance."

Jiang Yan said quickly, as if to reassure Monkey King.

"Then did you drink?"

Monkey King hurriedly asked, for fear that Jiang Yan really drank the wine.

"Drink!"

Jiang Yan was very indifferent, and then looked at Monkey King with a smile.

"Ah? Did you drink it? Didn't you?"

"Isn't it what? That little laxative is nothing to me, and I'll be fine if I drink it. Not only me, but you will be fine after drinking it. The cultivation base of the two of us has surpassed Jinxian, a hundred poisons are invulnerable! Have you forgotten?"

After Jiang Yan's reminder, Sun Wukong suddenly remembered something, and suddenly realized.

"That can't let Qiming go, he just has no good intentions, I have to deal with him."

Sun Wukong is jealous of evil, but Jiang Yan is not someone who spares bad guys.

"Don't worry! I've already dealt with him. I put a diarrhea spell in his wine. I think he has diarrhea in the cave now. Shall we take a look?"

Jiang Yan looked at Monkey King with great interest, and Monkey King grinned: "There is such a good thing, of course I want to take a look."

Then the two walked towards Qiming's cave, and when they were about to reach the cave, they turned into two flying insects and flew into Qiming's cave.

Qiming was still lying on the stone chair when he suddenly felt something was wrong with his stomach.

"Hey, why does my stomach hurt so much?"

Then my stomach growled, "No, I have to go to the toilet!"

As Qiming said, he hurried to the toilet in his cave, and after going there, he emptied all the contents in his stomach before coming out.

"Oh, what a joy."

After Qiming finished pulling, he murmured to himself, and then went back to rest on the stone chair.

Just after pulling, after a while, Qiming's stomach hurts again.

"Oh, why is it hurting again, no, no, I have to go to the toilet."

As he said that, Qiming went to the toilet again, this time all he pulled was water, and he felt a little uncomfortable when he came out.

Then I lay down on the stone chair to rest, thinking that it should be over!
As a result, my stomach hurts again.

"Isn't it? Come again?"

Qiming quickly picked up the toilet paper and rushed towards the toilet. After a few minutes, he finally came out of the toilet.

"What's going on here? Shouldn't Jiang Yan be the one to pull? How did it become me?"

This time, before Qiming returned to the stone chair, he felt it again as soon as he came out, and rushed into the toilet again.

He is now a mortal, and when he came out again, his face was blue, his legs were shaking, and he lay directly on the ground.

"My God! Don't do it again!"

Qiming prayed to the sky, but what was supposed to come still came, and he felt uncomfortable in his stomach again, but at this moment, he no longer had the strength to support his body, so he pulled it out directly.

A smelly yellow soup spurted out from between the legs, wet the pants.

"My mother!"

Qiming let out a long sigh, but he was still glad that there was no senior brother present, otherwise he would be ashamed.

However, Jiang Yan and Monkey King, who had turned into flying insects, were already overjoyed, and then they left Qiming's cave.

"I have an idea, I don't know if it will work."

Jiang Yan, who turned into a human form, said to Monkey King.

"Eldest brother, you say so."

Sun Wukong looked generous, no matter what Jiang Yan said, he would follow suit.

"It's good for us to pretend to be a ghost and scare him. He is now a mortal. He was not afraid of ghosts in the past, but it doesn't mean he is not afraid now."

Jiang Yan came up with another trick to fix Qiming.

Upon hearing this, Monkey King immediately applauded and said, "Okay! Okay! Anyway, I haven't seen enough good shows!"

"it is good!"

Jiang Yan said, and turned into a dark-faced evil ghost in white clothes.

Immediately afterwards, Sun Wukong also learned from Jiang Yan's appearance, and changed.

Immediately, the two drifted into Qiming's cave, and at this moment Qiming was still lying on the ground and did not get up.

Jiang Yan floated in front of him, "Qiming, Qiming..."

Qiming opened his eyes and saw a huge blackhead on top of his face.

"Aw~", Qiming got up from the ground without knowing where the strength came from.

"You, you, you, who are you?" Qiming quickly took three steps back, keeping a distance from Jiang Yanbian's ghost.

"We are impermanent in black and white, and we came here to ask for your life. You have done too many bad things. Come with me to the underworld to meet the King of Hades."

Jiang Yan said in a thick and sinister voice, Qiming was so scared that he peed his pants immediately.

"I, I won't go!"

Qiming took another three steps back and leaned against the wall of the cave.

"If you don't go, you can't. Although you are not a lot of evil, but your heart is broken, you must come with me."

As Jiang Yan said, he was about to stretch out his hand to pull Qiming.

Qiming quickly waved his hand to stop Jiang Yan.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know that I didn't pay attention to my senior brothers, and often scolded some junior brothers who were not as good as me, but I didn't mean it, so please spare my life."

Qiming hurriedly begged for mercy, and almost knelt down.

"Tell me what bad things you have done?"

Jiang Yan withdrew his hand and asked immediately.

"I, I sneaked down the mountain to eat flower wine."

"I, I even stole Master's elixir."

"I, I poured laxatives into Jiang Yan's wine glass."

……

Qiming immediately revealed several crimes against him, some of which Jiang Yan didn't even know.

Jiang Yan thought to himself, Qiming, ah Qiming, are you really brave?

"Do you have any regrets?"

Jiang Yan continued to ask, although Qiming is not a good person, but he is not a completely bad person, Jiang Yan still wants to give Qiming a chance.

"Yes, I have a heart of repentance, as long as you don't take me to see Hades today, I will be a good man in the future."

"I swear!"

After Qiming finished speaking, he raised three fingers and put them on top of his head.

Practitioners pay special attention to making oaths, because if you make an oath, if you don't follow the oath, it will really come true.

"Okay, since you have the heart to repent, then you can go to Jiang Yan's cave tomorrow to make an apology. If he forgives you, I won't come to you again. If he doesn't forgive you, I will take you to see the King of Hades tomorrow." of."

When Jiang Yan said this, although it was gloomy, he kept laughing in his heart, especially Monkey King beside him.