Journey to the West signed in for 3 years, and married the female princess at the beginning

"What the hell? Chang'an? Who the hell am I? I'm a golden cicada! Is my brain flooded? Why can't I control my brain!"

Jin Chanzi seemed to be insane, talking to himself.

Since returning to Lingshan, the word "Chang'an" has been circling in his mind.

But he just couldn't remember every detail about Chang'an,

But why did he remind him of Chang'an in his mind?
He climbed up the bodhi tree and turned into the golden cicada body, trying to calm down the chaotic mood.

The Buddha is sitting at the highest position in Daleiyin Temple.

Eloquent, eloquent.

The scriptures all over the sky made a huge Buddha sound.

Jin Chanzi, the more he listened, the more drowsy he became.

He has listened to what the Buddha said for nine lifetimes.

He can do it completely backwards.

But he's still trapped here, trying to avoid some kind of bullshit catastrophe.

Suddenly, he missed the days of being a demon.

Those days were the happiest.

Before he knew it, he fell into deep memories.

Above the head, Tathagata, who was teaching the ultimate knowledge of Buddhism and Taoism, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and a trace of displeasure appeared on his face involuntarily.

"Jin Chanzi, explain the first essentials of the Diamond Sutra!"

"Jin Chanzi, explain the first essentials of the Diamond Sutra!"

"Jin Chanzi, explain the first essentials of the Diamond Sutra!"

Shouted three times in a row.

The sound is louder than the sound!

However, as if Jin Chanzi didn't hear it, he giggled silly.

All the Buddhas in the sky are faintly angry!
It is unreasonable to treat my Buddha with such disrespect!

At this time, Lingshan, at the foot of the mountain, was inside a secret cave.

The Bull Demon King is leisurely drinking fine wine.

When he looked at the big Leiyin Temple above his head, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

This fake Jin Chanzi really knows how to live and die!

Doesn't he know that the Buddha can also get angry, and the King Kong can also get angry?

really.

On Lingshan, a huge energy bronze bell was suddenly turned upside down on the top of the mountain.

buzzing.

With the sound of a bell like a morning bell and an evening drum, the golden cicada and the bodhi tree were directly covered in it.

A huge golden "Buddha" character spun and blasted towards the bronze bell.

boom.

The bronze bell was destroyed.

The huge Buddha characters were printed on the back of Jin Chanzi all at once.

"My Buddha! I was careless! If you have the ability, come again! You remove this mark, and we will come again!"

Jin Chanzi remained motionless and shouted angrily, seemingly not paying attention to Tathagata at all.

"I don't know what to say!" Guanyin went into a rage on the spot, threw out a golden ring, and chanted a mantra: "*#%&*&*"

"Damn it." Jin Chanzi's neck was caught all of a sudden, and his body began to deform continuously.

An unspeakable headache followed.

"Ahh! Let me go!"

He howled miserably.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I'm going to fool Li Shimin, I'm going to learn the scriptures! Stop reading! Stop reading!"

Jin Chanzi rolled over.

Large swaths of mountains were squeezed and thus collapsed.

All the Buddhas in the sky couldn't help showing a hint of satisfaction!
With good talent, you can do whatever you want!

Guanyin's move is simply very gratifying!
"If there is another time, I will spare you!"

Seeing that Jin Chanzi became honest, Guanyin slowly stopped chanting the mantra.

"Next, I personally send you to Chang'an. As long as you complete the task, you can become a Buddha with merit and virtue! You will become the fourth Buddha alongside the past Buddha, future Buddha, and present Buddha. But if you fail to complete the task, your nine lives The reincarnated body will be ashes to ashes, dust to dust, scattered between heaven and earth! My Buddha is merciful! Good, good."

Jin Chanzi prostrated himself on the ground, not daring to vent his breath: "Jin Chanzi, please follow the decree of Avalokitesvara!"

Guanyin stretched out her slender hands.

In the blink of an eye, she transformed into a compassionate female Bodhisattva.

Jin Chanzi didn't dare to be negligent, and quickly turned into a palm-sized golden cicada and flew towards Guanyin's hand.

Seeing this scene, Guanyin couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.

Tathagata, the frowning eyebrows gradually eased away.

As for Jin Chanzi, he couldn't beat him or scold him.

Put on a ring and imprison it.

After all, Jin Chan is cruel by nature!
Even the purification of the ninth world is the same.

"The matter of learning scriptures is left to Guanyin! Today, let's do it like this!"

Tathagata waved his hand, and his figure dissipated little by little.

The golden lotus under him turned dark again.

Under Lingshan.

The Bull Demon King withdrew his gaze with a strange expression, and a dark golden light flashed away from his eyes.

"I didn't expect Brother Lin Feng to be so accurate in his calculations. This fake Jin Chanzi really passed the test and was about to be sent to Chang'an. However, these old bald donkeys just took off their pants and farted, and they don't mind trouble! The scriptures, right here Big Leiyin Temple?"

"You are still too simple! These old bald donkeys are much more difficult than you imagined!"

At this time, Lin Feng appeared strangely.

"Brother!" Seeing Lin Feng, the Bull Demon King immediately yelled excitedly. He stepped forward and hugged him tightly: "Brother! You are here! You really want to die, little brother!"

"Don't! I don't want a man!"

Lin Feng stood there dumbfounded.

This old cow is too enthusiastic!
He can't take it anymore!