Sage's Queen's Cultivation Diary

My name is Cavell, and I am a time traveler.

Of course, this broken identity is nothing to be proud of, and I have no intention of showing off.

I just think that a traveler like me who neither saves the world nor changes his fate must be discovered by a kind old man on the side of the road, and then give me two books of unborn martial arts while marveling at my excellent bones Cheats or a few artifacts or something.

but why?Why do the old men on the street just smirk when they see me?
Is it because we traversers can't lift the knife anymore, or are the old men drifting away?

I couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and just as I was grieving for the injustice of the world, the familiar sky-blue long hair appeared in front of my eyes.

……

"Alas~" Cavel sighed deeply, and stretched out his hand towards the girl who was looking around.

"Lucy, is this the first time your Harry got lost?"

Familiarly summoning the system, Cavel looked at the column of the system. The daily task that the system master issued to him today is nothing special, it is just to help people find cats, but if this task reaches the sixth stage , and it seems that there is still the next seven, eight or nine stages, then this girl who lost the cat is really...  
md retarded!

"Aha~Ahaha~ Really Uncle Cavel, this is only the third time..." The girl in front of her turned her head away guiltily.

"Huh?~"

"Well well, four times! Four times!"

"Huh?~"

"Oh, is it five times? You see, Brother Cavel, I am too, hahaha..."

"Hahaha..." Pressing Lucy's head hard, Caville couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching, "Hey, hey, miss, this is the sixth time, the sixth time, even if It’s the kind-hearted, mature and stable Master Cavel, who would blow up every day like a mentally retarded cat fighting wits and courage with a cat in the village, you know? Can you show me a little understanding of the time traveler too!”

"It hurts, hurts, I don't understand what you're talking about, let me go!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, I have felt so since a long time ago, you are an idiot! You must be an idiot!"

"You are the idiot! Your whole family are idiots! No, Lily is very smart, so only you are idiot, idiot! Lolicon! Useless middle-aged man!"

"Oh, oh, I seem to have heard something terrible, lolicon? Useless? Middle-aged? Why, don't you want your Harry anymore? It doesn't matter, I have accumulated [-] experience but the fart It's useless, I can only look at them in a daze, I don't want to do this painful daily task for a long time. In the future, if your cat is lost, let someone else find it! Farewell!"

That's right, although the experience value is just like a decoration for a system that cannot be upgraded, Cavel still clears the task every day. As for why?
Do you understand the basic qualities of professional players?

Just when the angry Cavel was about to leave, he suddenly felt that his heels were as heavy as lead, and even the surrounding air became heavy.

As his face changed, Cavel looked around subconsciously, a trace of cold sweat slipping from his temples.

"I can't move my feet! Damn it, what a powerful spiritual pressure this is, who is it?"

"Wait a minute! Wait a moment! Lord Cavel, I was wrong, forgive me! Please help me get Harry back, I can't lose him, he is like family to me! Please! Woohoo ~"

"It turned out to be you! Let go! Don't hug my legs, and don't put your face close to me, ah, snot! The snot is sticking to the clothes! Okay, okay, I'll help you find it, you get up from the ground first, you didn't see it Do people around you look at me more and more strangely?"

"woooo~"

Looking at the girl standing in front of him wiping tears with a headache, Caville couldn't help covering his forehead.

"Since it's your family, you should take a good look at it, idiot!"

Finding cats is a seemingly simple but deadly task.As a cat owner who is destined to dominate the earth in the future, stupid humans will never guess what kind of place they will choose to hide. Of course, even if you accidentally find it by accident, the cat owner’s reflection power is nearly 12 times that of human beings. Nerves can also make you unable to touch other people's hair.

"So you understand, it's not easy to catch a cat, be careful next time!" mentioning the family member in Lucy's mouth, the little white cat Harry, Cavel flicked Lucy's forehead, angrily Passed the cat to her.

"Harry~" The corners of Lucy's still reddened eyes curled up, and the corners of her mouth showed cute canine teeth, "You said it so hard, haven't you been looking for it for a long time?"

"Where do you think my rich experience in finding cats comes from? Huh?" Caville knelt down and tugged at Lucy's face, "I, Caville, a great time traveler, is now the only one who has mastered My skill is "finding cats", do you know how empty I am?"

"Hmm... I don't know!" Lucy tapped her lips lightly with her fingers, and then laughed happily, her small face constantly rubbing against the little white cat's body.

"Uncle, you are actually quite a gentle person! If you didn't say things that I don't understand all day long, maybe you would have a chance to win the love of a beautiful girl like me!"

"No, I'm afraid it will affect the next generation?" Regarding the girl's disguised confession, Cavel's heart remained unmoved, and he even used his passive skill to taunt. The taunt took effect, and the mentally handicapped girl was enraged. , with amazing results.

Looking at Cavel who was rolling wildly on the ground with his hands on his calves, the corners of Lucy's mouth showed a small arc unconsciously, and then slowly turned around, the afterglow of the setting sun cast a beautiful red glow on her face.

"Uncle, will you marry Lily in the future? Say it first, don't be perfunctory! I know I'm stupid, even if you lie, I can't tell, so you must answer me well!"

The girl's sudden question made Caville so dazed that he temporarily forgot the pain in his calf bone. He stood up, and very naturally removed Lucy's hair that was stuck to her face with tears, and then showed some pride. smile.

"Why do you ask this? Why, do you really like uncle me?"

"Who would fall in love with a middle-aged man like you who is neither handsome nor self-motivated!"

Lucy, whose ears were reddened by Caville's intimate actions, hastily straightened the hair on her forehead, and then remembered that such things were not uncommon between them, so the girl pursed her mouth unhappily.

"It's just...it's just that everyone is very concerned. After all, Lily is the most beautiful girl in our village, and even in the whole town. It's inevitable that people will be worried if you are with a lolicon uncle like you every day. good!"

"Then don't worry about it!" Caville tapped Lucy's head to express his dissatisfaction with the slander of Lolicon, and then his voice sounded, full of helplessness and sorrow, "It's not like you Similarly, my conscience hurts when I have evil thoughts about a 14-year-old girl. As for whether I will marry her in the future..."

Silence, at this moment, the sky that Cavel raised his head to look at was exceptionally clear, a few unnamed birds flew by, and few of them did not make a sound.

"I won't give her up to anyone else."

It was already evening when I returned to my small dilapidated house, and the room that was supposed to be noisy was surprisingly quiet at this time.Caville buried himself in the fish he bought on the road, and Lily stood quietly beside him.Turning his head occasionally, he saw the girl's flushed face.

Sure enough, I was heard, those words I said in the morning, ah~ I really want to die.No, you can't keep silent like this, think about it, Cavel, how do you, as an adult, relieve the current embarrassing atmosphere.

"Uh, so what, Lily, you today..."

"I won't leave you for a while, teacher."

"Cough, cough, cough!" Choking on the words, Cavel blushed, and looked at the girl beside him, who was smiling slightly.

"Like a fool!"

late at night.

This was the longest night that Cavel had ever spent. The even breathing of the girl beside him seemed to possess the magical power of a banshee's singing, stirring every nerve in his body.

And the physical contact caused by the girl's unconscious movements after falling asleep made Caville's body tremble even more, and the string called reason in his body became tighter and tighter.

"Why didn't I find this girl so cute before? Speaking of which, how did I sleep in the same bed with this girl for several years without any evil thoughts?"

Gently moving Lily's legs away from him, Cavel tiptoed up.

"Stinky girl is really getting more and more beautiful, but this should not be a child that ordinary people can give birth to."

Looking at the girl's peaceful sleeping face, Cavel couldn't help stretching out his hand to shave her nose. The girl's long eyelashes made him lose his mind for a while.

As if sensing the aura of the people around her, the girl turned over inadvertently, exposing a large area of ​​skin below her neck to the air, exuding an astonishing charm under the moonlight, and Caville was stunned again.

"No, no, no! Hold on to my rationality. People treat you as a teacher, how can you think of taking advantage of others, sin, sin!"

Constantly chanting the eight honors and eight disgraces of Amitabha, Cavel finally managed to run outside the house. After he was relieved, he began to fall into deep self-loathing.

So I'm really a lolicon?No no no, how is this possible?What I like is the big sister who is protruding and warping, like the kind of little kid who has nothing...

Cavel's mind pictured Lily's lovely sleeping face and fair skin, with a rippling smile on her face.

wrong!It shouldn't be like this!Uncle policeman, listen to me, I didn't do that loli!
Shivering, Caville shook his head and put aside the messy thoughts in his head.With thoughts together, the familiar blue light curtain appeared in front of his eyes.

After completing today's cat-finding task, the experience value has increased a bit, but the level is still at the first level, and the store still cannot be opened, which is no different from before.

"You didn't surprise me at all today, Mr. System." After making complaints, Caville reached into his pocket and took out a piece of talisman paper with strange graphics drawn on it.

Identifier

rare quality

Special Item Identification: Identify unknown items.

After completing the task of "Looking for the Lost Cat - 6", the system mercifully gave itself an extra reward, which was the talisman in front of him that overlapped with the attributes of the system gentleman.

asshole!Don't deprive Mr. System of his unique existence value!Thinking about it this way, when he first got the talisman, Cavel almost threw it directly into the river, but he happened to think that this talisman seemed to be useful.He put it in his pocket casually.

spooky mask

quality? ? ?

Special effects? ? ?

The stone mask was held by Cavelle, exuding an inexplicably warm light.

There was only half of the mask, with a somewhat pervasive smiling face painted on it, and it was pitch black when viewed from the eyes of the mask.

"..."

Caville stared at the mask, and the mask seemed to be staring at him, with strange lights shining from the dark eyes from time to time.

"Speaking of which, this thing is alive, and you can't shake it off no matter what you do." Caville poked his fingers into the two holes of the mask with a face full of displeasure, making its annoying smile distorted. .

"Tsk! So what? What's the use of you?" Caville clicked his tongue as he held the mask in front of his eyes.

"A living thing, with the characteristics of this divine tool, it is impossible for you to be just a broken mask that can recognize the way! So I believe in you, unlike Mr. System, who is a coquettish bitch, you will definitely bring me Surprised."

Taking a deep breath, Caville squatted down.

"So, today, can I see your true face?"

Slowly placing the identification paper on the mask, Caville held his breath.Since the incompetent system master can't give him the answer he wants, he can only use this talisman to try.

Fortunately, what Cavel was worried about did not happen. It seemed that some wonderful chemical reaction had taken place between the authenticator and the mask, and it was slowly working.

The appraisal process was extremely slow. The talisman paper seemed to have been eroded by the years, turning into dust bit by bit, and cracks gradually appeared on the surface of the mask, revealing a holy silver light. As time went by, the cracks gradually expanded , Cavel's eyes were fixed on the mask that was about to be identified without blinking.

"Crack!" This was the sound of the stone cracking, and with more and more such voices, the true face of the mask was finally fully revealed in front of Cavel's eyes.

Sage's Mask
quality? ? ?

Special effects of forgiveness: the mask born in the darkness of human nature, the power that should not exist in the world, wear it, become a sage, and then forgive her.

The mask exuding silver luster was quietly lying on Cavel's hand at this time, holy and beautiful.

"Hey!" Then Cavill threw it into the distance without hesitation.