My Lady Queen

At 5 o'clock in the morning, in a dilapidated rental building on the edge of the city.

A cold mechanical voice sounded abruptly: "The self-inspection procedure is completed, the armed parts are missing, and the spiritual armor is severely damaged by the space squeeze. The remaining energy is less than 1%. It needs to be recharged immediately."

"Didi...Warning: There is no stable energy source, and the charging cannot be completed. After 10 cosmic seconds, the spiritual armor is completely damaged. At that time, it will be squeezed by space. It is estimated that the main spiritual body will disappear within 3 cosmic seconds after the squeeze. Suggestion: Immediately Find the host and complete the spiritual fit."

The sound came from a messy room. A black spherical object was constantly flickering with various colored light spots, but the red area obviously accounted for the vast majority.

The owner of the room, Wishing, didn't notice this. He spent half the night last night and just fell asleep in the early morning.

A red light suddenly shot out from the black ball, sweeping him from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, and then gave him a very humane pause, as if he had made some kind of determination.

"Drip... Immediately carry out the main program's spiritual fit, some auxiliary programs will enter a dormant state, and the spiritual armor will be released!"

As the final sound stopped, the light instantly turned crimson red, a few hexagonal space fragments that were barely visible to the naked eye were looming, red and black electric lights kept flickering, and a burnt smell of ionized air slowly faded away. Passed out.

Fortunately, this phenomenon only lasted less than two seconds, and then the light turned into a spot of light and fell into the center of the wishing brow.

"Ah!"

Xu Zhi sneezed, and woke up from his sleep in a dizzy state. The wound on his forehead tortured him and he didn't sleep well all night.

He raised his hand and touched his head, which had been wrapped several times with gauze, gasping for breath from the pain.

"Damn it, I must find this guy who threw things around!"

While cursing bitterly, his thoughts returned to last night.

At that time, Wishing, who had just got off work, was on his way back to the rental house, but was smashed to the ground by a black incense burner thrown from nowhere.

The strange thing is that he was at a crossroad at that time, and there were no high-rise buildings within 10 meters around him. This incense burner seemed to appear out of thin air.

The wish was opened for no reason, and he was furious. He made up his mind to find the culprit, even if it was not for compensation, he had to ask for an explanation.

As soon as he thought of this, he subconsciously looked at the table beside the bed.

"Hey, isn't this the thing that hit me on the head yesterday? How did it become like this?"

Wishing vaguely remembered that what hit him should be something that was charred black, if it didn't have an open furnace belly, it would be almost like a bad volleyball.

But the one in front of him was quite different from the one in memory.

It is about ten centimeters high, and it is impossible to hold it with both hands. Its whole body is red like purple sand, but it feels cold to the touch, more like some kind of metal.With a flick of your fingertips, there is a crisp and pleasant "ding" sound. The lingering sound is long and lasts for a long time.

"Am I remembering wrong?"

Wishing was a bit confused, but the situation at that time was indeed a bit chaotic, and his face was covered with blood, so it was normal to see clearly.

"Is this an antique? Maybe it can be worth a lot of money!"

Wishing to forget the idea of ​​finding the culprit, he quickly held the incense burner in his hand and observed it carefully.

This incense burner is not smooth, with a round mouth and no cover, three short and round legs, a pair of smooth cupola ears, and intricate patterns engraved on the burner body, some of which resemble flowers and birds, and some of which resemble human figures.

So he turned his gaze to the inside of the incense burner again.

Just then, a strange scene happened.

It was in the morning at this time, and although the lighting in this room was not good, it was still quite bright.But what is puzzling is that the belly of the censer, which is less than ten centimeters deep, is completely dark, as if the light is completely absorbed here.

Almost automatically, he reached in.

At this moment, an indistinguishable mechanical voice suddenly exploded in his mind:
"The main spirit body is bound, the altar is now activated, employee benefits are being prepared, and the first sacrifice is about to begin..."

"Ghost!"

After making a wish, he jumped three feet high, and the incense burner was thrown far away by him, and then he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and then used his hands and feet together to move back quickly while maintaining the sitting posture.

But the incense burner didn't have any scruples about the feeling of making a wish. It started to slow down slowly while hanging in the air, and then stood firmly on the ground. The voice without emotion still continued in the wishing mind:

"Knight Servant Dalia sacrificed [Dried Meat Steak] 3 copies, and summoned fighters with abilities above level 2 for battle practice."

There was a slight pause in the sound, and then a few phantoms of dried ribs appeared above the mouth of the incense burner.

These ribs are very good, grilled just right, the meat is golden brown, and there is a thick layer of honey sauce on it, which looks very appetizing.

What's even more strange is that a sweet smell rushed straight into the wishing nasal cavity.

In less than 10 seconds, the voice in Wishing's mind sounded again: "Big brother Brindikaka answered the call."

The phantom of the ribs then turned into dots of silver light and rose upwards.

"What the hell is this?"

Wishing was completely stunned by the scene in front of him: "It's over, it seems that I have a concussion, not only have auditory hallucinations, but also visual hallucinations, should there be no sequelae?"

Bolding up his courage, he cautiously crawled towards the incense burner.

This time, he didn't reach out to touch it hastily, but grabbed one of his slippers, poked it very carefully, and then quickly avoided it.

The incense burner was motionless.

Wishing finally heaved a sigh of relief, stood up, put his hands on his hips, pointed at the incense burner with his slippers and cursed: "You've got a big deal going on, and you've hit me with a concussion. I must find you!"

But at this moment, that male and female voice sounded again:
"Magic apprentice Chanel sacrificed a bottle of [girl's bodily fluid], summoning a brave warrior who is not afraid of death to tease archmage Merlin."

This time, Wishing was finally able to confirm that the voice was not an auditory hallucination, but actually appeared in his mind.

Same as last time, after the sound ended, a palm-sized rhombus-shaped small bottle phantom appeared above the incense burner, and most of the bottle was filled with light yellow liquid.

"what on earth is it?"

Wishing tightly holding the slippers in his hand, he slowly approached the small bottle and rubbed his eyes vigorously, but the small bottle was still clearly visible.

Not only that, but there was also a faint fishy smell coming from the mouth of the bottle.

Wishing to look carefully up and down, left and right, this small bottle is like a holographic projection, showing itself in all directions.

After about a minute, just as Wishing wanted to reach out to touch it, the voice sounded again:

"No one responded to the call. The sacrifice failed. The trainee magician Chanel will be punished from the Kingdom of God."

Accompanied by this sound, the small bottle and the liquid inside instantly turned into black ashes and fell into the incense burner.

"Damn it, could it be that this thing is an artifact?"

Wishing suddenly brightened his eyes. As a standard otaku, he is keen on various online novels and comics, especially familiar with Lifan, with "wives" everywhere.

In these novels and comics, the hero is all favored by the heavens from the very beginning, such as grandpas, unrelated tsundere sisters, and dragon maids who appear suddenly are commonplace. Could it be that the incense burner in my hand is also the same? Case?

"Wow Kaka, open my eyes, I'm finally going to be the protagonist, my requirements are not high at all, just give me ten or eight cute girls!"

Make a wish, look up to the sky and sigh, and instantly make up a legendary story of more than 200 million words in which he shocked countless younger brothers with this magical weapon, then became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, opened the harem, and reached the pinnacle of life from then on.

He quickly and respectfully carried the incense burner back to the table, squatted by the table, stretched out his tongue and waited eagerly.

Sure enough, within 5 minutes, the voice sounded again:
"Apprentice swordsman Mina sacrificed a [Star Berry], and summoned a warrior with both wisdom and courage to help her get rid of the entanglement of the lord."

At the same time, a phantom of a tomato-like fruit slowly appeared above the furnace mouth.

This "tomato" is about the size of a fist, with dewdrops hanging on it, making people want to take a bite when they see it.

Different from ordinary tomatoes, its bright red skin is also covered with dots of silver spots, which seems to be the origin of its name.

Wishing without thinking too much, he tentatively stretched out his finger and poked it.

But just as his finger touched the surface of the fruit, a huge suction force suddenly came out from the incense burner.

His body then began to spiral, twist, and deform, as if he had lost his entity, and he got into the incense burner.

I didn't even have a chance to exclaim when I made a wish. In less than a second, there was no trace of him and this incense burner in the room...