I am the strongest sheriff on the surface
Chapter 129 The Tiger of the Northern Union
After laughing for a while, Zhang Shunian got up and went to the bathroom.
Xiao Cheng got up and turned on the fire, and boiled an egg.
Da Xiong cleaned up the remains of the cake left by Zhang Shunian, and carefully cut out three pieces of the cake, and put them on the plates of the three of them.
A few minutes later, the three were seated again.
"Come on, raise your glass!" Xiao Cheng solemnly placed a boiled egg in front of Big Bear, and said excitedly: "It's all men, so don't say those sour words, don't be hypocritical , done!"
The three raised their glasses and drank them all in one gulp.
Uncle Zhang was the fastest drinker, put down his wine glass, took a sip of food first, and then said slowly: "Big Bear, you have good skills, who did you practice with?"
At this time, Big Bear's speech was already a little vague: "Old man, let me tell you..."
He repeated what he had said to Xiao Cheng in the hospital before.
Zhang Shunian listened quietly without speaking.
Xiao Cheng also pricked up his ears, hearing every word accurately.
If a person is lying, he will always emphasize the details, such as when he woke up in the morning, what time he did, who he talked to, where he went, and even the details down to when he left the house and what he did on the way.
What's more, every time the same thing is described, the basic words are not bad.
why?
Do you remember the exact time you ate lunch three days ago?
Maybe you will answer more than 11 o'clock, or around 11:11, but if you answer 17:[-]...
As for repeating one thing many times, the basic words are not bad, it means...
This set of rhetoric was memorized in advance!
All the details are thought out in advance!
It's not that Xiao Cheng doesn't believe in Big Bear, he's just practicing the theory he's seen.
"Looks like the book says it's right, and Big Bear didn't lie!"
After listening to Daxiong's speech, although the meaning was the same as what he heard in the hospital for the first time, it was completely different, Xiao Cheng nodded secretly.
Over there Zhang Shunian looked at Big Bear for a few seconds, and also laughed: "NND, I was wrong, I didn't expect you black boy to practice before, and suffered a dark loss!"
"Uh... I'm sorry old man, I didn't mean it!" Da Xiong sincerely apologized.
This is also one of his virtues, if he did something wrong, he immediately admits it, without saying a word.
Will I still commit a crime in the future...
That's not good to say!
Xiao Cheng praised Da Xiong again in his heart, but Da Xiong said again: "I really didn't expect you to be so weak, otherwise I would be lighter, so as not to call the cake in your face!"
Depend on!
Xiao Cheng secretly yelled that it was not good!
What kind of temper is Zhang Shunian? Hearing this, he won't be able to fry the pot?
This big bear...
Even if it's true, you can't tell it!
But Xiao Cheng thought about it again, yes, if he could hold back, he wouldn't be a big bear!
Sure enough, when Zhang Shunian heard this, his already flushed face suddenly turned purple, and he stood up all of a sudden.
"Hei boy, who do you think is weak? Do you have the guts to say it again? Let's practice, and I'll let you have one hand!"
What did you say?How did you offend this old man?
Da Xiong stared blankly at Zhang Shunian, who looked like a fighting cock, and didn't know what happened for a while.
"Grandpa, I don't mean anything else, and I won't do anything with you. I just mean that you have no strength in your hands. I didn't mean it!"
Perhaps because Zhang Shunian didn't hear clearly, Da Xiong repeated it again.
"It's over! This old man is going to explode on the spot!"
Xiao Cheng covered his forehead and rubbed it up and down.
Over there, Zhang Shunian was stunned for a few seconds, then he let out a strange cry, jumped across the open space in the living room, opened his posture and shouted:
"This is really true. I, Zhang Shunian, have never been underestimated so much. Hei boy, come to me, let's fight each other. I will let you know what the Northern Union Tiger is!"
Big Bear is even more confused now...
What happened to this old man?
Why are you so angry?
Did you eat something unclean?
Why do you always have to fight with me?
At this moment, Xiao Cheng couldn't help laughing out loud...
This old man is absolutely amazing!
Come on, how can there be a scene here!
I have also registered with this newspaper, and returned to the Tiger of the Northern Union!
Although this title is indeed cool, but on this occasion, why is it so funny!
Suddenly, Xiao Cheng couldn't laugh anymore!
Hearing the sound of the wind, Zhang Shunian, who was standing in the middle of the living room, stepped up and punched the big bear in the chest. His movements went straight, without fancy.
Before Xiao Cheng had time to speak out to dissuade him, he heard another shout from behind, and quickly turned his head to look...
The big bear who was still there with a dull expression now had a dignified expression, his feet were rooted to the ground, his hands were closed, and he looked like he was facing an enemy.
In the blink of an eye, the fist wind came to the body...
"Roar!"
Zhang Shunian's eyebrows were thick and firm, and when his fist was about to touch Big Bear's hands, his waist twisted suddenly, and the already powerful fist accelerated instantly, like a bombardment from a giant cannon, it suddenly hit Big Bear's raised arms!
"Boom..."
With a muffled sound like thunder, the zipper of Big Bear's sportswear burst open in an instant, followed by three steps back and forth, and finally leaned against the wall to stabilize his figure!
"hiss……"
Da Xiong grinned and shook his arms: "Old man, are you doing a cannon punch? You are so damn strong! I was wrong just now!"
Daxiong was outspoken, and said whatever he thought of, it can be said that there was no city at all.
Since he said he was strong enough after suffering the pain, he definitely wasn't pretending.
Apparently Zhang Shunian also saw Daxiong's straightforward temperament, and when he heard this, he got up and laughed: "Hey boy, you know how powerful you are, how dare you say I'm boring?"
Suddenly, he became strange again: "I said, I punched you, why didn't you fight back? Are you looking down on me?"
After speaking, the tone began to be bad again.
"No, no!" Da Xiong repeatedly waved his hands: "Old man, you are my elder brother's elder, how can I casually..."
"He said he's not your opponent!" Xiao Cheng on the side came back to his senses, hurriedly tugged Big Bear secretly, and said, "Big Bear's two blows are not enough for you to keep fighting."
Just kidding, let Da Xiong continue talking, this house will not be demolished by them in a while, the two of them should stop fighting, when the time comes, the buddies will not be human inside and out!
Thinking of this, he hastened to persuade: "Don't be as knowledgeable as our juniors, pull it down!"
Zhang Shunian glared at Xiao Cheng, walked over to the table and sat down: "Okay, as long as this black boy knows how good he is, that's fine, let's all sit down and drink!"
Xiao Cheng hurriedly led Da Xiong Lian Ying, and sat down after him.
Zhang Shunian signaled Xiao Cheng to fill up the wine, then raised his glass and said:
"Xiao Cheng, don't think that I didn't see your kid's little tricks. Let me tell you, withdraw when you get the best deal, and step down when you see the steps. This is the truth that I only understood after I got old."
Xiao Cheng's heart shuddered, and he nodded to show that he was educated.
The three raised their glasses to each other and chatted while drinking.
Soon, liquor and beer bottomed out.
It was late, Zhang Shunian said hello and went downstairs to go home.
Big Bear ate another pot of rice, which was considered as full.
That's right, one pot!
A whole pot!
Xiao Cheng watched him eat it bite by bite, his jaw almost fell to the ground.
"Looks like I need to prepare more rice in the future!" he thought.
Xiao Cheng got up and turned on the fire, and boiled an egg.
Da Xiong cleaned up the remains of the cake left by Zhang Shunian, and carefully cut out three pieces of the cake, and put them on the plates of the three of them.
A few minutes later, the three were seated again.
"Come on, raise your glass!" Xiao Cheng solemnly placed a boiled egg in front of Big Bear, and said excitedly: "It's all men, so don't say those sour words, don't be hypocritical , done!"
The three raised their glasses and drank them all in one gulp.
Uncle Zhang was the fastest drinker, put down his wine glass, took a sip of food first, and then said slowly: "Big Bear, you have good skills, who did you practice with?"
At this time, Big Bear's speech was already a little vague: "Old man, let me tell you..."
He repeated what he had said to Xiao Cheng in the hospital before.
Zhang Shunian listened quietly without speaking.
Xiao Cheng also pricked up his ears, hearing every word accurately.
If a person is lying, he will always emphasize the details, such as when he woke up in the morning, what time he did, who he talked to, where he went, and even the details down to when he left the house and what he did on the way.
What's more, every time the same thing is described, the basic words are not bad.
why?
Do you remember the exact time you ate lunch three days ago?
Maybe you will answer more than 11 o'clock, or around 11:11, but if you answer 17:[-]...
As for repeating one thing many times, the basic words are not bad, it means...
This set of rhetoric was memorized in advance!
All the details are thought out in advance!
It's not that Xiao Cheng doesn't believe in Big Bear, he's just practicing the theory he's seen.
"Looks like the book says it's right, and Big Bear didn't lie!"
After listening to Daxiong's speech, although the meaning was the same as what he heard in the hospital for the first time, it was completely different, Xiao Cheng nodded secretly.
Over there Zhang Shunian looked at Big Bear for a few seconds, and also laughed: "NND, I was wrong, I didn't expect you black boy to practice before, and suffered a dark loss!"
"Uh... I'm sorry old man, I didn't mean it!" Da Xiong sincerely apologized.
This is also one of his virtues, if he did something wrong, he immediately admits it, without saying a word.
Will I still commit a crime in the future...
That's not good to say!
Xiao Cheng praised Da Xiong again in his heart, but Da Xiong said again: "I really didn't expect you to be so weak, otherwise I would be lighter, so as not to call the cake in your face!"
Depend on!
Xiao Cheng secretly yelled that it was not good!
What kind of temper is Zhang Shunian? Hearing this, he won't be able to fry the pot?
This big bear...
Even if it's true, you can't tell it!
But Xiao Cheng thought about it again, yes, if he could hold back, he wouldn't be a big bear!
Sure enough, when Zhang Shunian heard this, his already flushed face suddenly turned purple, and he stood up all of a sudden.
"Hei boy, who do you think is weak? Do you have the guts to say it again? Let's practice, and I'll let you have one hand!"
What did you say?How did you offend this old man?
Da Xiong stared blankly at Zhang Shunian, who looked like a fighting cock, and didn't know what happened for a while.
"Grandpa, I don't mean anything else, and I won't do anything with you. I just mean that you have no strength in your hands. I didn't mean it!"
Perhaps because Zhang Shunian didn't hear clearly, Da Xiong repeated it again.
"It's over! This old man is going to explode on the spot!"
Xiao Cheng covered his forehead and rubbed it up and down.
Over there, Zhang Shunian was stunned for a few seconds, then he let out a strange cry, jumped across the open space in the living room, opened his posture and shouted:
"This is really true. I, Zhang Shunian, have never been underestimated so much. Hei boy, come to me, let's fight each other. I will let you know what the Northern Union Tiger is!"
Big Bear is even more confused now...
What happened to this old man?
Why are you so angry?
Did you eat something unclean?
Why do you always have to fight with me?
At this moment, Xiao Cheng couldn't help laughing out loud...
This old man is absolutely amazing!
Come on, how can there be a scene here!
I have also registered with this newspaper, and returned to the Tiger of the Northern Union!
Although this title is indeed cool, but on this occasion, why is it so funny!
Suddenly, Xiao Cheng couldn't laugh anymore!
Hearing the sound of the wind, Zhang Shunian, who was standing in the middle of the living room, stepped up and punched the big bear in the chest. His movements went straight, without fancy.
Before Xiao Cheng had time to speak out to dissuade him, he heard another shout from behind, and quickly turned his head to look...
The big bear who was still there with a dull expression now had a dignified expression, his feet were rooted to the ground, his hands were closed, and he looked like he was facing an enemy.
In the blink of an eye, the fist wind came to the body...
"Roar!"
Zhang Shunian's eyebrows were thick and firm, and when his fist was about to touch Big Bear's hands, his waist twisted suddenly, and the already powerful fist accelerated instantly, like a bombardment from a giant cannon, it suddenly hit Big Bear's raised arms!
"Boom..."
With a muffled sound like thunder, the zipper of Big Bear's sportswear burst open in an instant, followed by three steps back and forth, and finally leaned against the wall to stabilize his figure!
"hiss……"
Da Xiong grinned and shook his arms: "Old man, are you doing a cannon punch? You are so damn strong! I was wrong just now!"
Daxiong was outspoken, and said whatever he thought of, it can be said that there was no city at all.
Since he said he was strong enough after suffering the pain, he definitely wasn't pretending.
Apparently Zhang Shunian also saw Daxiong's straightforward temperament, and when he heard this, he got up and laughed: "Hey boy, you know how powerful you are, how dare you say I'm boring?"
Suddenly, he became strange again: "I said, I punched you, why didn't you fight back? Are you looking down on me?"
After speaking, the tone began to be bad again.
"No, no!" Da Xiong repeatedly waved his hands: "Old man, you are my elder brother's elder, how can I casually..."
"He said he's not your opponent!" Xiao Cheng on the side came back to his senses, hurriedly tugged Big Bear secretly, and said, "Big Bear's two blows are not enough for you to keep fighting."
Just kidding, let Da Xiong continue talking, this house will not be demolished by them in a while, the two of them should stop fighting, when the time comes, the buddies will not be human inside and out!
Thinking of this, he hastened to persuade: "Don't be as knowledgeable as our juniors, pull it down!"
Zhang Shunian glared at Xiao Cheng, walked over to the table and sat down: "Okay, as long as this black boy knows how good he is, that's fine, let's all sit down and drink!"
Xiao Cheng hurriedly led Da Xiong Lian Ying, and sat down after him.
Zhang Shunian signaled Xiao Cheng to fill up the wine, then raised his glass and said:
"Xiao Cheng, don't think that I didn't see your kid's little tricks. Let me tell you, withdraw when you get the best deal, and step down when you see the steps. This is the truth that I only understood after I got old."
Xiao Cheng's heart shuddered, and he nodded to show that he was educated.
The three raised their glasses to each other and chatted while drinking.
Soon, liquor and beer bottomed out.
It was late, Zhang Shunian said hello and went downstairs to go home.
Big Bear ate another pot of rice, which was considered as full.
That's right, one pot!
A whole pot!
Xiao Cheng watched him eat it bite by bite, his jaw almost fell to the ground.
"Looks like I need to prepare more rice in the future!" he thought.
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