I am the strongest sheriff on the surface
Chapter 134 The No. 1 Power in the Universe
Xiao Cheng, who disturbed the situation, walked quickly and anxiously, and reached the door in two steps.
"Eh? Brother, why did you come out?
Sign up yet? "
The lady with a mask at the door went in without knowing it. Seeing Xiao Cheng running out, she hurried forward to ask.
"Um……"
Xiao Cheng was vague, and ran away quickly.
"Here comes another idiot, I have to ask them for a commission!"
The masked lady looked at Xiao Cheng's back and laughed happily, then turned and walked into the gate.
"Eh? Little girl..."
The mask lady was taken aback, why did another one come out?It sounds very nice to run.
The girl didn't stop, and passed her by at an extremely fast speed, chasing in the direction of Xiao Cheng just now.
Ahead...
Xiao Cheng, who had been running for a long time, slowed down:
"This place is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but I have to keep my eyes open. I'd better find the right owner!"
It was approaching noon, and it was the weekend again, the road was full of people like a river like a waterfall, Xiao Cheng stopped and walked along the street, looking around from time to time, looking like a tourist.
Suddenly, there was a commotion not far in front, and the sound of haha was endless. People on the street found that there was something lively to watch, and immediately surrounded it.
"what happened?"
"It seems that Kimchi Kingdom is here to teach martial arts in the newly opened martial arts school."
"What is that?"
"I don't know, don't you practice here!"
"Come on, this thing is rare, I'll take a good look!"
"..."
Xiao Cheng heard it curiously, and also squeezed closer, stretching his neck to watch.
I saw a shop facing the street, the floor-to-ceiling glass was shining, and the overall decoration was modern and trendy, which was incompatible with the ancient charm of the street.
There is a half-meter-high arena in front of the store, which is dozens of square meters. There are ten young people on it, all in their twenties, dressed in uniform white exercise uniforms, with yellow, green and red belts, standing in two rows, following A middle-aged man wearing a black and red belt ordered to punch and kick non-stop.
The ten people were in uniform, their movements were swift and powerful, and they looked quite powerful.
"What's this called?"
"Kick martial arts!"
"What a strange name!"
"Yeah, but it really looks like that!"
"..."
At this time, the middle-aged man with the black and red belt showed a smug expression, obviously very satisfied with the reaction of the surrounding crowd!
"Everyone, I'm Pu Bucheng from Sungkyun Gymnasium. As we all know, your so-called martial arts originated from the early martial arts sparring of our Kimchi Kingdom. Continuously develop and improve, and finally formed our national skill, Kicking Martial Arts!"
"Kicking martial arts is the perfect combination of speed and strength. Different from your martial arts flamboyance, kicking martial arts is the most perfect actual combat kung fu!"
Pu Bucheng's accent was blunt, and he had a pig's kidney face, which was extremely hideous:
"Now, our big kimchi country is here to promote martial arts, regardless of national boundaries, and there is no distinction between teaching and learning. Please cherish the opportunity."
Xiao Cheng frowned when he heard this, this is simply impossible...
Talking can be a bit tricky!
There was also a voice of dissatisfaction among the onlookers.
"What does this kimchi stick say? The martial arts originated from them? It's still 1 years old?"
"What the hell are you farting, how can they have a history of 1 years! They are all made up by themselves at home."
"With a history of 1 years, that's a bastard with a history of [-] years!"
"Haha, why did the national art originate from them? Why didn't he say that they discovered the universe?"
"You don't know about Kimchi Country. People are so poor that they have to have plastic surgery. They eat kimchi every day and think they are the most powerful country in the universe."
"That's right, I read the news. All the famous people in the world are from their country, and all the good things are invented by their country. That's shameless, tsk tsk..."
"..."
Xiao Cheng was delighted to hear it, this group of people, their mouths are pretty badass!
However, it is true!
The country of kimchi is small and has been a subordinate country of our country since ancient times. After the peninsula war, it developed by holding its thighs and pretending to be a grandson. Now it has finally come out of poverty and poverty, and the common people can have enough food for their families.
But this person, he had nothing to do when he was full, so he started to think about it.
We don't have any writing, and all we use are the writings of our ancestors back then, which is not too revealing!
It doesn't matter, I don't want the ancestor's writing, I invent a new one...
Our history is a history of being beaten and enslaved as grandchildren, and this is not too revealing!
It doesn't matter, we have scrapped all the previous history books, and we compiled them ourselves, saying that we had a huge territory back then, number one in the world, with a history of 1 years...
What we eat, wear, use, medical treatment, culture, etc., are all learned from our ancestors back then. If this is spread, won’t it be even more shameless?
It doesn't matter, let's find a group of experts, close the door to study, and say that those things were invented by us and passed on from us...
……
That's right, this is the most powerful country in the universe, the Great Kimchi Country.
"This group of pickle sticks are so arrogant when they want to make money. I really don't know how their brains grow!"
At this time, Xiao Cheng felt sorry for Pu Bucheng's IQ.
"There is an old saying in our kimchi country!"
Seeing the scene was a bit chaotic, Pu Bucheng first clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and then said loudly, "It's called the best!"
Hearing this, there were already boos around.
"How did this become their old saying?"
"It's too shameless!"
"Yeah, everything belongs to them!"
"Shut up you!"
"Shameless, pickle stick!"
"..."
"Be quiet, be quiet!" Pu Bucheng said impatiently:
"People in your country are so impolite and always interrupt others casually. What I want to say is, since you have objections to my words, then our Chengkyun Gymnasium will set up a ring here for three days, and compete three times a day. If you lose, the challenger will hand out leaflets in front of our gymnasium for three days!"
Someone in the crowd was anxious, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Then what if the challenger wins?"
"Win? Hehe, if someone wins, I will bow down to you and admit your mistake, and admit that our martial arts are not as good as your martial arts!"
Pu Bucheng spoke with sarcasm, apparently not believing that they would lose at all.
"What a frog in a well!"
A sliver of disdain flashed in Xiao Cheng's eyes, are you still in the ring for three days?Still want to challenge people casually?
Just come to any of the masters of Chinese martial arts that I have seen, and it can tear your bones apart!
"Next, please allow me to solemnly introduce, the champion of this group arena, the young genius of our Sungkyun Gymnasium, Jin Juncheng who is only 23 years old!"
Pu Bucheng on the stage looked excited and exaggerated, and waved behind him...
Following Pu Bucheng's movements, a handsome young man walked out from the gate of the dojo. He was slender, with a stern face, and his skin was morbidly fair. He was dressed in white training clothes like everyone else, except for the belt. The color becomes black.
"So handsome!"
"Yes, it's almost like a star on TV!"
"Oh my God, love it!"
"Brother Juncheng..."
"..."
In the crowd of onlookers below the stage, there were many young girls in their teens who looked adoring, covering their faces and screaming at the stage.
At this moment, Xiao Cheng's complexion was already extremely bad...
"Eh? Brother, why did you come out?
Sign up yet? "
The lady with a mask at the door went in without knowing it. Seeing Xiao Cheng running out, she hurried forward to ask.
"Um……"
Xiao Cheng was vague, and ran away quickly.
"Here comes another idiot, I have to ask them for a commission!"
The masked lady looked at Xiao Cheng's back and laughed happily, then turned and walked into the gate.
"Eh? Little girl..."
The mask lady was taken aback, why did another one come out?It sounds very nice to run.
The girl didn't stop, and passed her by at an extremely fast speed, chasing in the direction of Xiao Cheng just now.
Ahead...
Xiao Cheng, who had been running for a long time, slowed down:
"This place is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but I have to keep my eyes open. I'd better find the right owner!"
It was approaching noon, and it was the weekend again, the road was full of people like a river like a waterfall, Xiao Cheng stopped and walked along the street, looking around from time to time, looking like a tourist.
Suddenly, there was a commotion not far in front, and the sound of haha was endless. People on the street found that there was something lively to watch, and immediately surrounded it.
"what happened?"
"It seems that Kimchi Kingdom is here to teach martial arts in the newly opened martial arts school."
"What is that?"
"I don't know, don't you practice here!"
"Come on, this thing is rare, I'll take a good look!"
"..."
Xiao Cheng heard it curiously, and also squeezed closer, stretching his neck to watch.
I saw a shop facing the street, the floor-to-ceiling glass was shining, and the overall decoration was modern and trendy, which was incompatible with the ancient charm of the street.
There is a half-meter-high arena in front of the store, which is dozens of square meters. There are ten young people on it, all in their twenties, dressed in uniform white exercise uniforms, with yellow, green and red belts, standing in two rows, following A middle-aged man wearing a black and red belt ordered to punch and kick non-stop.
The ten people were in uniform, their movements were swift and powerful, and they looked quite powerful.
"What's this called?"
"Kick martial arts!"
"What a strange name!"
"Yeah, but it really looks like that!"
"..."
At this time, the middle-aged man with the black and red belt showed a smug expression, obviously very satisfied with the reaction of the surrounding crowd!
"Everyone, I'm Pu Bucheng from Sungkyun Gymnasium. As we all know, your so-called martial arts originated from the early martial arts sparring of our Kimchi Kingdom. Continuously develop and improve, and finally formed our national skill, Kicking Martial Arts!"
"Kicking martial arts is the perfect combination of speed and strength. Different from your martial arts flamboyance, kicking martial arts is the most perfect actual combat kung fu!"
Pu Bucheng's accent was blunt, and he had a pig's kidney face, which was extremely hideous:
"Now, our big kimchi country is here to promote martial arts, regardless of national boundaries, and there is no distinction between teaching and learning. Please cherish the opportunity."
Xiao Cheng frowned when he heard this, this is simply impossible...
Talking can be a bit tricky!
There was also a voice of dissatisfaction among the onlookers.
"What does this kimchi stick say? The martial arts originated from them? It's still 1 years old?"
"What the hell are you farting, how can they have a history of 1 years! They are all made up by themselves at home."
"With a history of 1 years, that's a bastard with a history of [-] years!"
"Haha, why did the national art originate from them? Why didn't he say that they discovered the universe?"
"You don't know about Kimchi Country. People are so poor that they have to have plastic surgery. They eat kimchi every day and think they are the most powerful country in the universe."
"That's right, I read the news. All the famous people in the world are from their country, and all the good things are invented by their country. That's shameless, tsk tsk..."
"..."
Xiao Cheng was delighted to hear it, this group of people, their mouths are pretty badass!
However, it is true!
The country of kimchi is small and has been a subordinate country of our country since ancient times. After the peninsula war, it developed by holding its thighs and pretending to be a grandson. Now it has finally come out of poverty and poverty, and the common people can have enough food for their families.
But this person, he had nothing to do when he was full, so he started to think about it.
We don't have any writing, and all we use are the writings of our ancestors back then, which is not too revealing!
It doesn't matter, I don't want the ancestor's writing, I invent a new one...
Our history is a history of being beaten and enslaved as grandchildren, and this is not too revealing!
It doesn't matter, we have scrapped all the previous history books, and we compiled them ourselves, saying that we had a huge territory back then, number one in the world, with a history of 1 years...
What we eat, wear, use, medical treatment, culture, etc., are all learned from our ancestors back then. If this is spread, won’t it be even more shameless?
It doesn't matter, let's find a group of experts, close the door to study, and say that those things were invented by us and passed on from us...
……
That's right, this is the most powerful country in the universe, the Great Kimchi Country.
"This group of pickle sticks are so arrogant when they want to make money. I really don't know how their brains grow!"
At this time, Xiao Cheng felt sorry for Pu Bucheng's IQ.
"There is an old saying in our kimchi country!"
Seeing the scene was a bit chaotic, Pu Bucheng first clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and then said loudly, "It's called the best!"
Hearing this, there were already boos around.
"How did this become their old saying?"
"It's too shameless!"
"Yeah, everything belongs to them!"
"Shut up you!"
"Shameless, pickle stick!"
"..."
"Be quiet, be quiet!" Pu Bucheng said impatiently:
"People in your country are so impolite and always interrupt others casually. What I want to say is, since you have objections to my words, then our Chengkyun Gymnasium will set up a ring here for three days, and compete three times a day. If you lose, the challenger will hand out leaflets in front of our gymnasium for three days!"
Someone in the crowd was anxious, and he opened his mouth and asked, "Then what if the challenger wins?"
"Win? Hehe, if someone wins, I will bow down to you and admit your mistake, and admit that our martial arts are not as good as your martial arts!"
Pu Bucheng spoke with sarcasm, apparently not believing that they would lose at all.
"What a frog in a well!"
A sliver of disdain flashed in Xiao Cheng's eyes, are you still in the ring for three days?Still want to challenge people casually?
Just come to any of the masters of Chinese martial arts that I have seen, and it can tear your bones apart!
"Next, please allow me to solemnly introduce, the champion of this group arena, the young genius of our Sungkyun Gymnasium, Jin Juncheng who is only 23 years old!"
Pu Bucheng on the stage looked excited and exaggerated, and waved behind him...
Following Pu Bucheng's movements, a handsome young man walked out from the gate of the dojo. He was slender, with a stern face, and his skin was morbidly fair. He was dressed in white training clothes like everyone else, except for the belt. The color becomes black.
"So handsome!"
"Yes, it's almost like a star on TV!"
"Oh my God, love it!"
"Brother Juncheng..."
"..."
In the crowd of onlookers below the stage, there were many young girls in their teens who looked adoring, covering their faces and screaming at the stage.
At this moment, Xiao Cheng's complexion was already extremely bad...
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