Horror Recovery: I Became a Spiritual Instructor

"The ones above are a little quieter, don't make too much noise, be careful that people will directly ban the barrage and comments."

"Doesn't it mean that they have broken their defenses if they are banned? Telling nonsense with your eyes open, why don't people scold you?"

"That's right, a vampire of this kind of nation should be hung on a street lamp. There is such a big battle for him to hold a funeral. The road is really frozen to death, and the rich man's wine and meat stink."

"Wow, pure passer-by, who is speaking now? She looks so good-looking."

"Hey, this is our brother! The family up there are really discerning."

"Sisters and sisters, it's not very good to give out names at the farewell ceremony of other people's remains. The sisters above chatted with me privately, and you are welcome to enter the pit."

"You can also chat with me privately. I'm his junior high school classmate. I even have his contact information. I know what he looks like if you want to know."

There are ghosts and monsters in the comments and bullet screens.

Cynical cynics, fans of Internet celebrities, and keyboard warriors who just open their mouths and say who I know and how they are in private.

Maybe there are normal people watching the live broadcast. After all, most people just eat, drink, sleep and go to work every day. It has nothing to do with him if they die rich or poor, but they have no time to comment.

At a glance, this is a condensed and realistic photo of the current state of the Internet.

Finally, it took about half an hour for this group of people who were completely different from each other to finish their speeches.

Among them, there are quite a few outrageous ones, and the most bizarre one is a black cat.

This cat can be regarded as an Internet celebrity. It was said that the old man liked it very much, but the old man was allergic to cat hair and couldn't buy it back to keep. This time he was invited to the funeral.

Fortunately, the cat's owner was a normal person, and he didn't get too excited. He went up and said a few words, then put the cat on the seat beside him, and watched this absurd funeral that was comparable to a celebration with him.

Finally came the last person to speak, Lu Xin.

This man is also the most well-known rich businessman in the country, and he was always against the Li family during his lifetime.

Now that he came to the funeral, most people thought he was a fake mercy.

But even if he acted, he acted very sincerely, with snot and tears, much more sad than the first few actors Xiao Xianrou.

"...He is my lifelong friend. I have a lot of common language with him. We have talked together. We hold the future of the country and this society in our hands."

"I very much hope that I can discuss such a great cause with Mr. Li again, but it's a pity that Mr. Li didn't have time to see that day..."

As soon as this remark came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room grew explosively, and some young social animals who were too lazy to post barrage couldn't hold back anymore.

"No way, the two of you joined forces to create a monopoly?"

"Fart, what future is in your hands, the future should be in the hands of the working people!"

"Speaking without thinking, who wrote this condolence for him? Hurry up and find another class."

Of course, Lu Xin, who was intoxicated with himself at this time, didn't know what he was scolded for, or rather, he didn't care.

He is a man in his thirties and forties, wiping his nose and tears, and his heart is full of self-movement for his performance just now, and he walked to the end of all the guests.

The next step is for the current new Patriarch of the Li family, Li Ci, the son of Mr. Li, to come out and thank everyone.

He was cultivated by Mr. Li himself. He has a similar temper. He is vigorous and resolute. If he can handle things directly, he will never open his mouth. His hands are vicious, and his mind is even more transparent.

He didn't even look at the "sincere" performances just now.

The most obvious manifestation was that when Lu Xin was speaking, he even rolled his eyes, which was captured by many cameras.

When he came to the stage, he only said a few words, nothing more than thanking him for his upbringing, and by the way, thanking the guests, willing to show his face to see my father, other than that, he left the stage in a hurry.

In this way, it came to the final stage of paying homage to the remains. Many guests consciously lined up and walked around the coffin.

The dozens of people in front walked past without incident, but when it was finally Lu Xin's turn, something happened suddenly.

"Meow!"

Just when Lu Xin walked in front of the coffin, the internet celebrity black cat who was watching by the side suddenly barked.

Different from its usual delicate voice, this one is sharp and piercing.

Lu Xin was taken aback.

But before he had time to react, the black cat jumped up from the seat and rushed straight at him.

Lu Xin naturally began to dodge left and right. It didn't matter if he dodged. The black cat that didn't stop the car jumped over the side of the coffin and went to the other side.

All of a sudden, everyone present at the funeral started to riot.

However, the black cat was not naturally naughty. The cat owner just stood up and chased two steps in its direction, then it returned to normal and walked obediently towards him.

"This black cat is so good at jumping, I've seen enough of Lu Xin's face!"

"Haha, this cat knows right and wrong better than many people!"

"Oh, there are so many people at the scene, how can this cat be placed outside? What should I do if I accidentally hurt someone!"

For a while, the comments and bullet screens also exploded, but there were many applause, but few people were worried about the safety of the people on site.

After stabilizing the cat, the cat owner quickly stepped forward to apologize.

"I'm really sorry, it has always been very good. It may be that there are too many people at the scene, which made him a little frightened. Please don't be offended..."

Lu Xin, who was so frightened just now, wanted to make trouble, but now, countless spotlights are on him who has been apologized.

No matter how unwilling he was, he could only pretend to be magnanimous, with a smile on his face.

"It's okay, this little guy is really cute and lively."

Trouble comes from the sky, the cat owner forced a wry smile, and was about to say a few more polite words, but when he saw Lu Xin, his eyes suddenly widened.

"you……"

It's fine for the little bastard he raises to cause trouble, but why is this kid planning to touch porcelain?Lu Xin was dissatisfied, and his brows twitched involuntarily.

"what happened?"

The cat owner couldn't utter a word, his eyes widened, he raised his hand tremblingly, and pointed at Lu Xin.

"The coffin board, just now..."

Immediately, almost all the cameras moved to the vicinity of the coffin board.

I saw that the blooming coffin was trembling slightly at this moment, as if something was moving inside.

A hand, bluish white, withered.

Stretched out of the coffin.

"what!"

Someone at the scene uttered an exclamation, and after that, many live broadcast cameras began to shake, causing chaos.

"Run!"