Global Recovery: Start as Lu Dongbin

Lianhua was stunned speechless.

At this time, Zhang Tiandao said: "Tianshi, you misunderstood, of course we will not ask you to help in vain."

As he said that, he walked over respectfully: "Our President Lu said that as long as you agree, any conditions can be satisfied!"

"Then I won't go either!"

Lu Dongbing refused again.

"What are you going to do now, don't bother me with skewers!"

"You stinky Taoist priest!"

Liu Piaopiao stomped her feet angrily: "If you don't pull it down, why are you so fierce, you look superior!"

Seeing this, Lianhua immediately said: "Master Liu, don't be impatient!"

Zhang Tiandao also quickly echoed: "That's right, Hall Master Liu, have you forgotten that the President said that there should be no disrespect to the Celestial Master?"

"you……"

Liu Piaopiao's face was flushed with anger, she never thought that a colleague beside her would bend her elbow to help an outsider deal with her.

Suddenly he was furious, but he couldn't refute.

What kind of ecstasy did a stinking Taoist give them to make them respect so much?

She can't figure it out!
Zhang Tiandao begged again, but was rejected directly.

Gu Ziying, who had been silent all this time, suddenly had an idea.

She slowly walked in front of Lu Dongbing, and then said, "I've seen the Celestial Master. The Celestial Master works so hard every day to cast down demons and eliminate demons. How can he eat such junk food?"

"How about we treat you to a big meal?"

Lu Dongbing, who was originally unmoved, nodded in satisfaction and said, "This female benefactor is still sensible~"

"And Xiaodao still owes Brother Dao a meal!" Lianhua also said immediately.

Next, a group of people escorted Lu Dongbing to a star-rated hotel.

As soon as he was seated, Lu Dongbing ordered a table of delicacies from mountains and seas as if no one else was around.

Then began to eat extremely elegantly, but quickly.

"..."

All four of them stared at Lu Bingbing dumbfounded.

I didn't know what to say for a while.

Among them, Liu Piaopiao was the most speechless. She once suspected that these three people had partnered with Lu Dongbing to deceive her.

At this time, Lu Dongbing said: "How many people, is the food not suitable for your mouth?"

After speaking, he took a chicken leg and pinched it to Zhang Tiandao.

As if he was the host.

"That...hehe, Tianshi, I'm not very hungry, you can eat as long as you want, don't worry about us!" Zhang Tiandao smiled awkwardly.

However, Lu Dongbing's spirit of hospitality did not fade away, and he picked up a bottle of Bravely Traveling to the End of the World and handed it over: "Little baby, we are both members of the Taoist sect, let's have a drink today!"

"Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!"

Lianhua immediately shook her head, lowered her head and said, "Brother Daoist, we inner disciples cannot break the precepts. How can you eat meat all day long? Doesn't Guiguan have such a rule?"

Lu Dongbing reluctantly withdrew the beer, gulped down a few sips, and then said, "Don't be jealous, you'll end up with dings!"

"Tch, why don't you play rap?"

Liu Piaopiao muttered softly.

"It's just a Taoist priest who doesn't taboo, and he still talks so much!"

Lu Dongbing looked very reasonable, then slowly picked up a chicken leg, and ate it reluctantly.

"..."

Liu Piaopiao was speechless for a while.

Lianhua couldn't stand it anymore, and then began to silently recite the mantra of pure heart.

"What kind of mantra are you reciting?"

"This……"

Lianhua helplessly stopped muttering: "Brother Dao, all things have spirits. Although we are not as taboo as Buddhism, we inner disciples cannot kill at will!"

Lu Dongbing was slightly taken aback, and then said: "Why are you talking about killing? This chicken is meant to be eaten!"

"And, who told you..."

"The chicken is dead?"

After speaking, Lu Dongbing picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth, showing embarrassment.

Zhang Tiandao asked, "Tianshi, are you okay?"

"I'll be full!" Liu Piaopiao said.

But in the next second, she became restless.

I saw a fluffy and dry cock flying out of Lu Dongbing's mouth!
"Poetry is suitable, smiles are beautiful and painful, wine is pleasant, and Yuanming is cool."

【Ding!Acquaintance increased by [-]%! 】

I saw the rooster thumping for a while, then galloped out towards the door of the hotel, and Zhizhi disappeared.

Everyone present was like petrified.

There was no movement for a long time.

Just now, what did you see?
he……

He ate a chicken and it died?

Still coming out of her mouth?

At last……

Ran?

How can this be?

Do magic?

Everyone was dumbfounded, and finally Zhang Tiandao exclaimed: "Heavenly Master, this is the real Heavenly Master!"

"Did you see that?"

"What is a fairy, this is a fairy!"

Lianhua lowered her head slightly and saluted: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, this poem is wonderful, wonderful!"

"Brother Dao's realm is very different from Xiaodao, Xiaodao has an epiphany!"

Even Liu Piaopiao, who had always hated Lu Dongbing, couldn't say anything at this time.

She now only suspects that something is wrong with her eyes or spirit.

There are people who can put food into their stomachs.

Resurrection directly!

This smelly Taoist really has something.

Lu Dongbing leaned back on the chair behind him slowly, and said, "I'm full, I haven't eaten so comfortably for a long time."

"Master!"

Gu Ziying immediately said with a smile: "Since the celestial master is full, why don't you follow us to the club for some tea?"

"Drink tea?"

Lu Dongbing thought for a while, Lu Zu didn't have the habit of drinking tea, he was only interested in wine.

"Of course you have to drink!"

At this time, Zhang Tiandao regained his energy immediately, and said, "Tianshi, our President Lu has preserved a bottle of century-old wine, why don't we go and taste it?"

"Oh?"

Lu Dongbing laughed, then stood up and waved his sleeves: "With such good wine, what are you waiting for?"

"Let's go!"

Seeing that Lu Dongbing finally agreed to go to the Ghost Club, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while...

The Office of the Vice President of the Spirit Club.

Lu Dongbing walked in gracefully, then sat on the sofa and leaned back, looking relaxed.

President Lu, who was still working, was taken aback when the other party came in suddenly.

Then he looked at the red-clothed lotus: "Daoist lotus, this is..."

"That's right!"

Lianhua nodded and said: "President Lu, this is the Celestial Master Lu Zhenren we mentioned!"

"you sure?"

President Lu looked at Lu Bingbing in disbelief.

Although he had always heard that this celestial master wore shabby clothes, he never expected such an exaggeration.

But as the president, he still reacted immediately: "Hi, Reverend Lu, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"It's a great honor for you to come to the rescue this time!"

Lu Dongbing raised his hand slightly, and then asked suspiciously: "What about the century-old wine?"

President Lu looked at the surrounding people in confusion: "Ah? What..."