One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?

The police officer returned to the door and informed He Yan that he was not allowed to enter without permission.

He Yan curled his lips in disappointment, and finally followed Chen Twelve reluctantly.

Chen Twelve and He Yan lived in the presidential suite of Yuncheng Hotel.

He Yan was depressed because he didn't see the little fox.

Chen Twelve thought for a while and said, "We can sneak in after dark."

"Really?" He Yan narrowed his eyes, he had never done this kind of thing before.

Chen Twelve nodded, he decided to accompany He Yanfeng. During this period, Liu Yishou always felt that something happened, so he called Chen Twelve a few times, and Chen Twelve turned off the phone directly.

Not only that, he also turned off He Yan's cell phone.

After promising Erqiu to buy a mobile phone for him, after taking a break, Chen Twelve drove to the largest shopping mall in Yuncheng with a man and a cat.

Entering a certain mobile phone store, Chen Twelve directly asked for the latest 13. The clerk enthusiastically introduced the benefits of the new model, and casually said that this mobile phone is suitable for young people.

Chen Twelve pointed to the second ball with a big gold pendant: "It's for it, please help it record its fingerprints."

"Ah? Oh!" The clerk responded very quickly, and immediately enthusiastically held the second ball and raised its paw to record fingerprints.

The two balls pressed softly on the back of Er Qiu's head, and Er Qiu rubbed his head against it.

man's joy...

It was almost dark after I bought the mobile phone, so the two of them and the cat went back to the hotel.

The night in Yuncheng is no different from that in Jiangcheng, and people still have to abide by the curfew policy.

The huge presidential suite seemed extremely quiet, He Yan was so excited that this was his first time traveling, he couldn't sleep.

At night, an unknown card was thrown into the room through the crack of the door.

Er Qiu ran up to pick it up and put it on the bed.

He Yan picked up the little card, which showed a sexy beauty with wavy hair, delicate and three-dimensional facial features, and a red bikini.

It reads: play with, emotionally escort, high-quality massage, chat late at night.

He Yan turned his head and glanced at the sleeping Chen Twelve. He couldn't sleep by himself at night, and he couldn't call Chen Twelve to get up and play.

Didn't this person just play with him?He Yan smiled and picked up the phone to turn it on, only to find that Liu Yiyi had made more than a dozen calls.

Clicking on WeChat, it was Liu Yishou's short-sleeved bombardment.

He Yan stuck out his tongue and replied, Bendijia's phone was turned off, and it was just turned on.

With a ding dong, Liu replied in seconds: "Where are you? Ask Chen Twelve to return my call."

He Yan took a picture of Chen Twelve sleeping shirtless, and said, "He was too tired and fell asleep."

"You...you went to open a room?" Liu Yishou was shocked.

He Yan replied: "We have a room in Yuncheng, and I ordered two to play with me."

After typing, He Yan took the little card and went over.

After a long time, Liu Yishou replied: "Be careful!"

He Yan nodded movedly, Liu Yishou is a warm man, yes.

So he replied: "Well, I know."

Putting down his phone, Liu Yishou bought the earliest flight to Yuncheng the next day, he sighed slightly, He Yan grew up.

He Yan ran into the toilet and dialed the number on the small card, and there was a sweet female voice on the other end of the phone.

He Yan also asked her to bring an extra sister and buy a deck of poker.

Ten minutes later, there was a knock on the door, and two beautiful women with graceful figures opened the door.

One was wearing a sexy black silk hip-wrapped skirt, and the other was wearing a light blue jk skirt with a ponytail.

He Yan warmly invited them in.

[Drip, the system has detected two silver-ranked female ghosts, please stay away from the host, uh... It's useless to say it... Damn! 】

Indeed, He Yan selectively filtered the words of the system.

The second daughter closed the door and approached He Yan, and said with a smile, "Do you want to take a bath first?"

"What are you doing in the shower?" He Yan looked at the two female ghosts, um, they are very beautiful.

"How do you want to play?" The black silk ghost put her hands on He Yan's shoulders.

He Yan dodged and said, "Did you bring the poker?"

"Take it, take it." Hei Sigui replied subconsciously.

He Yan grinned and said, "Come on, let's go play."

The two ghosts looked at each other, then walked to the sofa and sat down. The black silk ghost took out a poker card and threw it on the table.

Er Qiu narrowed his eyes, jumped onto He Yan's shoulder and whispered, "They're not humans, they're ghosts."

"Go aside, I'm going to play a game." He Yan shook his shoulders and shook off the second ball.

Er Qiu was speechless, glanced at the two ghosts, Er Qiu shook his head and jumped onto the sofa to get down.

Forget it, these two ghosts are not very skilled, so leave it to He Yan to play with.

He Yan sat cross-legged on the ground, then took apart the playing cards, and beckoned to the two ghosts, "Come on, let's play poker."

"We don't play poker." Ghost jk shook his head, glaring at He Yan gloomily.

He Yan pouted unhappily and said, "I paid you to come here, and it's not that I didn't pay. What do you say about emotional support, I need you to play poker with me now."

The two ghosts looked at each other again, and it turned out that they were crazy for a long time.

The black silk ghost showed a cruel smile, then got up and slowly approached He Yan, she would kill He Yan, and then poach all his organs.

He Yan sat cross-legged on the ground and shuffled the cards, looked up at Hei Si Gui, and said, "Come and sit down, or I'll call and report you for being unprofessional."

The black silk ghost was stunned, and then glanced back at the jk ghost.

Ghost jk nodded slightly, there was another man on that big bed, they had to keep their faces.

Thinking of this, the two female ghosts also sat cross-legged opposite He Yan.

He Yan divided the cards into three tiers and distributed them to the two, saying, "Play catch the train."

"Pick up the train? Don't you want to play Doudizhu or Fried Golden Flower?" Heisigui rolled his eyes.

He Yan picked his nose and asked, "What is Doudizhu?" '

Two ghosts: ...

The two and one ghost played the game of picking up the train, and there was a systematic clamping. He Yan was sure to win every bet, and won all the cards of the two ghosts in a short while.

"You lose, come, accept the punishment." He Yan chuckled, pulled out a piece of toilet paper and tore off two pieces.

He stained one end of the toilet paper with saliva, and slapped it on the foreheads of the two female ghosts.
"Ahh~ It's so disgusting." JK ghost broke down and yelled. Although she is a ghost, she loves hygiene very much.

"Go to hell." The black silk ghost preemptively reached out and grabbed He Yan
[System enhancement, soul-suppressing spell]

As the voice fell, the toilet paper strips on the foreheads of the two ghosts suddenly appeared golden, and the intense burning sensation made the two female ghosts scream in pain.

"What did you do to us?" The black silk ghost reached out to pull the note on his forehead.

The note emitted golden light again, and a powerful and invisible force directly overturned the two female ghosts.

"Wow, awesome." Erqiu Chunchun, who watched this scene, was stunned.

A little bit of saliva can be fatal to a ghost.