Normal people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not

Sitting in the dining hall, Yan Qingfeng chewed spoonfuls of vegetables and rice, and let out a long sigh of satisfaction after swallowing.

It doesn't matter whose meal it is, as long as it is full, it is a good meal. Lafayette Cixi ate corn bread when he escaped from the west of Beijing. As long as he can make a comeback, it is not a big deal.

Li Qiming looked away, and secretly said that this master is not a relative of Sun Qianji's family, and he devoured all the meals.

"cough!"

The old man coughed and raised his head as if about to speak.

Li Qiming's respectful upper body leaned forward.

The old man pondered for a while and asked solemnly.

"I can still add food."

Li Qiming raised a big question mark on his head and nodded with a forced smile.

"Yes, you can eat whatever you want."

The old man showed a smile, got up and went to add dinner.

Li Qiming frowned: This is the master?How do you look like a starving ghost?

While thinking, two dinner plates were put down in front of him with a bang.

A plate of rice was piled up high, and a plate was full of vegetables, and then Sun Qianji sat down happily, shaking his arms and picked up the spoon used by the aunt to cook.

"Time to eat!"

After watching Sun Qianji eat, Li Qiming felt that Yan Qingfeng was extremely normal.

One mouthful, one spoonful, wind and clouds.

When the old man came back, he was so shocked to see Sun Qianji eating that he almost didn't hold the plate.

Fuck you young man!

This is a master, I lost to others in terms of guys, I didn't expect a small mental hospital to hide dragons and crouching tigers.

Seeing Yan Qingfeng came back, Li Qiming quickly got up to make room.

Sun Qianji glanced distractedly.

Seeing Li Qiming being respectful to an old man, he couldn't help but approach him and ask.

"This is your father?"

"This is my grandfather."

Sun Qianji frowned, why don't I remember that I still have this father.

"Stinky boy, you blindly recognize your ancestors outside, don't drag my generation down."

Li Qiming was speechless and covered it with his hands.

"This is Master Yan Qingfeng Yan, what a god! I can see at a glance that my luck has been bad recently. I begged for a long time before they agreed to relieve my luck, but it's not that family members can't come in, so I made up that he is my grandfather. It leaked."

Sun Qianji forced a smile, and thought to himself, let's not say who this person is, the word "unlucky" is almost growing on your face, no one can see it.

After explaining, Li Qiming immediately introduced to the old man.

"Master, he is my good brother named Sun Qianji. Although he is a bit stupid, he is capable of catching ghosts and eliminating demons!"

Without the second half of the sentence, Sun Qianji would have punched him in the face with a spoon.

Sun Qianji...

The old man vaguely felt that he had heard it before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Don't think too much, two light coughs interrupted his thoughts.

Sun Qianji nodded calmly.

"That's right, I'm Monkey King Monkey King, the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"

Li Qiming smiled awkwardly and slightly shrugged his shoulders.

"You see, it's just stupid, people... it's actually okay."

It was the second half of the sentence that saved his life.

Sun Qianji didn't plan with him for the time being, and pointed at people with his chin.

"What about you, what's your last name, and what kind of crazy things have you done?"

The number of people fooled by the old man is countless, and he is confident that he can fool a lunatic with ease.

"My surname is Yan and my name is Qingfeng. I am the seventh-generation direct disciple of Xuanmen. I encountered a bottleneck in my practice before, so I have been reclusive for many years. I recently broke through the barrier and returned to the mundane world."

Li Qiming was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, thinking that this master is rushing to cultivate immortals, it's good to have a fairy in the sky to protect him, not to mention that he is going to ride a dragon to the sky if he flatters him!

"Master is indeed a master!" Li Qiming repeatedly raised his thumbs.

Sun Qianji frowned and glanced: "I've been talking for a long time, what have you done to criticize, my old Sun Ke kicked the stove of Lao Jundan, and smashed the Lingxiao Palace of the Jade Emperor."

The old man's smile froze.

His way of bragging is comparable to that of ordinary people, but it is far from bragging with lunatics!
It's all about kicking the Taishang Laojun and punching the Jade Emperor, what else can I do.

Sun Qianji's eyes became more and more suspicious: "Say it, say it."

Li Qiming stared anxiously: "Don't make trouble, I usually bear with you, but if you dare to make Master uncomfortable, I'll be really angry!"

The lingering sound has not yet fallen.

Come face to face with a spoon!

Unexpectedly, Li Qiming was beaten and turned on his back, and countless people came to see him.

Sun Qianji slapped the table and snorted: "Bear boy, it's really three days without a roof."

The dining hall was silent for a moment.

Suddenly happy.

A group of people came around and jumped around Li Qiming, and some people were shaking white napkins.

"Eat the table, eat the table!"

Li Qiming wanted to get up, but at this moment, he didn't know which one was stepping on his hand without looking at the road.

"what--"

Doctors and nurses rushed to disperse the patients.

In the chaos, Sun Qianji took away all the limited chicken skewers, and then resolutely slipped away!
The old man was afraid of being discovered by the hospital, so he saw Sun Qianji run away to keep up.

In the ward building.

Sun Qianji stopped and looked back, and finally couldn't help asking.

"What are you doing with me!"

The old man smiled and waved his hands closer.

"Little brother, the old man has no malicious intentions. He just sees that you are quite talented and intends to accept you as a disciple."

Sun Qianji scoffed, showing an expression as if saying that you deserve it too.

The old man smiled cheekily.

"How many people want to be the disciple of this old man, and I will never accept them when I send you a car or a house. Today, I will not charge you a teacher apprenticeship fee, and accept you as a big disciple for free. What do you want?"

Sun Qianji stretched out his palm.

The old man was puzzled and held it hesitantly.

"Little brother, do you want the old man to show you the palmistry? There is a charge for this."

Sun Qianji rolled up his palm and gave him a white look.

"I mean it's not impossible to worship you as a teacher, but first get some benefits!"

It's fine to accept apprentices without apprenticeship fees, and you have to give benefits? !
These days, not only do you need a loan to buy a car or a house, but is it also the case for taking apprentices? Loaning for apprentices?

The old man's ideas were shattered to pieces.

Sun Qianji snapped: "So there's nothing there, so let's go and play."

After speaking, he walked away.

The old man tremblingly pointed at the back: "You, you are too realistic!"

The phone rang suddenly.

He took out his mobile phone and squinted for a look, then his eyes widened immediately, he quickly looked around to see if there was anyone, and after confirming that there was no one, he went to the window and took a deep breath to connect.

"Which one."

"The master is me, Xiao Changfu, do you still have any impression~"

The old man rolled his eyes unhurriedly and took a moment.

"Oh, it's Boss Xiao. I ask Boss Xiao to forgive me for forgetting too many things."

"No no no! Master, what are you talking about, you are a noble person with a lot of work~"

"So what's the matter with Boss Xiao calling me?"

"The day before yesterday at the banquet, I had the honor to see the master's fairy face. Unfortunately, there were too many people and I couldn't have a good chat with the master. After I came back, I always wanted to see the master again. I wonder if the master can have a light meal together~"

The old man took it with a smile, thinking that if there is nothing to do, he will go to the Three Treasures Hall.

"I'm afraid I don't have time today..."

Before the lingering sound fell, the other party asked again.

"What about tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow Pindao accepted Boss Lin's invitation to pray for his new real estate development. This..."

Xiao Changfu had never heard of Boss Dongxinglin in eight lifetimes, but the person who said it from the mouth of the master Yan Qingfeng, the first impression was that it was not bad!

"Then... the day after tomorrow?"

"It's still tomorrow."

"Master, don't you already have an invitation tomorrow?"

"To tell you the truth, Boss Xiao was the only one who was impressed by me among the many people at the banquet. How can you be against fate if you are mere tens of millions? I told them to wait for me for a day, and they will have to wait."

Thousand... Ten thousand? !

Xiao Changfu hurriedly expressed his thanks and made an appointment to contact him again tomorrow.

After hanging up the phone, the old man raised his mouth triumphantly.

"Although I have been away from the world for a long time, I still enjoy it."

……

More than half an hour later.

Sun Qianji was full and ready to take a nap, Li Qiming and Yan Qingfeng came in side by side.

Li Qiming had a bandage wrapped around his head.

Sun Qianji sat up and pointed at the sight and asked, "Who did this!"

Just after asking, a few images flashed through my mind.

"Oh……"

Sun Qianji couldn't help laughing.

"It's me, that's fine."

"My son can teach me a lesson. If someone dares to move a finger, I will remove his arm."

Li Qiming: I thank you so much!
"Master, don't worry about him, ignore him, sit down."

The old man sat down calmly.

"Is there any tea?"

"Tea...no."

Li Qiming smiled ashamedly.

"Then...mineral water, boiled water, anyway, have a cup of cough."

The teacher is too salty.

Li Qiming quickly poured water.

As soon as he left, Sun Qianji sat down beside the old man and elbowed him.

"This kid is stupid, he believes everything he says, don't fool him, or my old grandson will definitely come to you with his fist."

The old man's face did not change, but his heart trembled!
What did he find?No, how many years have I been in the world, how many people have been manipulated by me, how can a fool see through easily.

"Grand... Grandpa, the water is coming!"

Li Qiming almost slipped his tongue.

The old man took a look and then looked around. Sun Qianji had already sat back on his bed.

Come quietly, and leave quietly.

The old man felt guilty: Who the hell is this kid, Sun Qianji... I seem to have heard of this name somewhere, I shouldn't have seen him at his age.

Sun Qianji pretended to be sleeping, but actually squinted his eyes, leaving a gap to stare at the old man all the time.

"Master, you drink water." Li Qiming whispered respectfully.

The old man took two quick sips from the cup.

"Continued Cup?"

"No...no need."

The old man clutched his chest, feeling a little overwhelmed from drinking too fast.

Li Qiming came closer with a smile: "Master, when is it convenient for you, please explain my bad luck."

The old man lost his composure and waved his hand: "This can't be rushed, it needs to be at the right time, and the tribute chicken, tribute duck and tribute fruit must be available, you should prepare first."

Li Qiming didn't expect to prepare so many things at all, and put his hands in the empty pockets, he was really shy.

"Master, I... I have a merciless request."

"Little brother, you and I are destined, but it doesn't matter."

"I'm a little tight right now, can you borrow some money, I will give you a generous gift when my time comes, thank you Master!"

Borrow money?

Goodbye!

The old man lost his mind.

Buying oil, salt, sauce and vinegar on credit is fine, I have never seen a fortune-telling change of luck with credit.

You are trying to bring this business to an end!

It's either a loan to accept apprentices, or credit to change luck, will there be a way out!

"Master, Master?"

The old man suppressed the grievance in his heart and forced a smile.

"This old man doesn't like vulgar things, so he is naturally alone. You prepare slowly for tribute chicken, tribute duck, tribute fruit, don't worry, I have time to wait for you."

Li Qiming: You have time but I don't!Wait a few years and I will become a little old man, who will look at me.

The hospitalization fee has not yet been settled, which is another expense, alas!
The old man looked carefully for a moment: "Little brother, I think you have a clear mind, not like a person with mental illness."

Li Qiming quickly looked behind him and said with admiration: "Master, you are amazing. There are so many doctors and nurses in the hospital who didn't notice it. Let you see it."

Seeing that there are still inside stories here, the old man is willing to listen.

"What's going on?"

"Master, I am a star..."

As soon as he said this, the old man had to stop him.

"Star? What is a star?"

"A star is a star...not the one in the zoo, do you know the actor?"

"Ooh!"

The old man nodded in understanding.

"It's amazing to be a character at such a young age"

Li Qiming tried his best not to smile...it was so brilliant.

"Then how did you end up here?"

"Because of work, I sneaked out after arguing with the company, and hid here because I didn't want to be caught back."

"It has never been discovered?"

"No, who would have thought that I, a normal person, would live in a mental hospital."

The old man nodded with a smile: It seems that hiding is a wise move.

After inquiring about Li Qiming's past for a while, the old man suddenly had an idea.

"Little brother, you are short of money, right? The old man will take you to participate in a round, and meet some big bosses, what do you think? Maybe some of them are willing to invest in a play for you, and then..."

"And then I made a comeback!"

Li Qiming was extremely excited.

The old man nodded with a smile, a little cunning hidden in his eyes.

The unspoken words were rushed to answer, this kid is too easy to fool.

Seeing that this fool was about to be fooled away, Sun Qianji couldn't listen anymore.

"no!"

Li Qiming and the old man searched for the sound.

I saw a figure leaping forward!
From one bed to another, with the aisle in the middle, Sun Qianji jumped over.

Li Qiming was shocked by the bed board with a dazed expression.

"No, I can't go!"

Sun Qianji resolutely separated the two from the middle.

Li Qiming frowned; "This is a major matter related to my career, don't meddle in it."

Sun Qianji poked him on the forehead: "Are you stupid, aren't you? What if he secretly sells you to a ravine as a child bride-in-law, when the time comes, every day should be called to hell, where are you going to cry?!"

Li Qiming was numb.

Child bride, me?
"Where did you hear this again? I beg you, don't just read and listen. If you want to be a child bride, it's almost as good as cutting off my kidney!"

Sun Qianji wanted to make a correction in a blink of an eye.

"That is to cut the waist and then let you be a child bride!"

Li Qiming: ...

The old man smiled helplessly: Child bride... This is treating me as a human trafficker.

"Little brother, you misunderstood. I want to take him to a dinner."

Sun Qianji narrowed his eyes and turned his head to look.

"Dining?"

"Yes, it's just a dinner!"

Li Qiming spread his hands helplessly: "You can put away your imagination."

Sun Qianji slapped him casually, then covered his mouth and giggled the next second.

"Where are the kids going for dinner?"

"Can I, my parent, go on my behalf?"