A fake system fell from the sky

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden task of punishing evil and promoting good, rewarding two little beauties."

Dabao was overjoyed: "Where's the beauty? Give it away! I'm going to get it now."

System: "Didn't the host see it just now? A pair of cute twins, don't you like it?"

Dabao's heart was racing like crazy: "Fuck you, hurry up and heal my leg."

System: "Buy one hundred thousand energy points for health, if you can't buy it, you will lose money, and if you buy it, you won't be fooled."

Dabao was speechless, peat's death asked for money: "I'll raise it slowly, you go to cool off."

System: "You mean what you say? One hundred thousand energy points can be deducted, and the host's crutches can be thrown away."

Dabao: "..."

There were quite a lot of people in the subway, Dabao sat down next to two young girls aged sixteen or seventeen, looking at the beautiful faces of the two girls and their beautiful hair like clouds, reminded him of his high school days.

It was a sunny morning, Xiao Jing was wearing a cool summer dress, a long ponytail swayed back and forth with the running, the graceful back deeply attracted me, Xiao Jing was very quiet, her big eyes were lively and energetic, as soon as they met, His heart was trapped, and after his frantic pursuit, the two finally got together. Unfortunately, the relationship of six years still failed to pass the test of the truth of time.

Dabao smiled and shook his head, the past has long been a memory, let it go.

"Brother, there is nothing wrong with your leg. What are you doing with a cane?" The girl next to Dabao asked with a smile, her face full of curiosity. She saw this young man's smile inadvertently just now, and thought it was so connotative and charming, so I couldn't help but speak.

Dabao looked at her, but he didn't expect this girl to be quite extroverted. He suddenly wanted to tease her, and said with a smile, "On the street just now, I was stopped by someone riding a bicycle. Seeing that I was seriously ill, he even asked me to take two steps, and finally..."

"In the end, did he say that your illness was overwhelming, and your IQ was not suitable for riding a bicycle, so he exchanged a car with you with a crutch?" Meimei giggled, "Brother, you are so funny, you It’s the real version of selling abductees!”

Seeing the trembling branches of her smile, Dabao couldn't help but take a few more glances, and then said with a serious face: "You are sick, do you often feel sick and tired recently?"

Little Meimei stopped laughing and looked at Dabao in surprise, "How do you know?"

Even the cutie next to her put down her phone and looked at Dabao curiously. In fact, her best friend is really not feeling well these days and her complexion is a little bad. She thought her aunt was here.

"I'm a genius doctor." Dabao said with a grin, "Your illness is getting worse, and your IQ is not suitable for playing with a mobile phone. You can trade it with me for abduction."

The two cuties were speechless for a while, this little brother is too unscrupulous, a small fruit is more than 8000, you just want to change it with a broken crutch, do you think we are fools?Want to fool us?no way!
"No change!" Xiao Meimei refused straight away. This is her newly bought mobile phone. Although she has a little money at home, she doesn't care about it, but being fooled by the other party like this insults her IQ. My girlfriend died laughing.

Dabao rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "I'll put on a show for you guys."

After the words fell, he kept folding the crutch in his hand, and the aluminum alloy tube made an unpleasant "clicking" sound. After a short effort, the crutch was rolled into a ball.

Dabao handed the ball in his hand to Little Meimei, showing off, "Isn't it amazing?"

"Wow! Master!" Xiao Meimei took it over with envy, "Brother, do you need a girlfriend? How about I be your girlfriend?"

Let me go, when did crushes get so hot!Or has his charm greatly improved?But it seems that the other party is a little younger, is he still studying?

Dabao was surprised: "Does the school allow puppy love now?"

The corners of Xiao Meimei's mouth rose slightly: "We are from Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts, and it is not against the law to fall in love, who can control it."

Now it's Dabao's turn to make trouble, he's not a lolicon, he doesn't like this little girl!Is it a human thing to harm the motherland's flowers and blossoms?
"Give me your phone number and Weiwei number." Little Meimei was already impatient for waiting, no matter how she is, she is also a beauty embryo, and if she is older, she will be a super beautiful woman, so why don't you like her appearance? It's just a big disregard for her beauty.

Dabao had no choice but to comply with her request. He didn't expect to be on the subway once, and had many crushes and girlfriends. Who should he ask for reasoning with this, this, this?Would it be possible to take the subway more in the future and find more spare tires like this?
"Remember that when I called you, it was absolutely obligatory to play games with me." Little Meimei kept Dabao's phone number and Weiwei account, and said with a smile, "My name is Su Xiaoxiao, and this is my best friend Zhen Ying, you Woolen cloth?"

"Zhang Dabao." Dabao looked at her with malicious intentions, various pictures of uniforms and temptations appeared in his mind, and the corner of his mouth curled up with a mean arc, "What game are we playing?"

"Zhang Dabao? Such an ugly name." Xiao Meimei was obviously not very satisfied, but when she finally had a boyfriend in the game, she became happy again, and said with a smile, "Have you ever played Tianlong Babu? Many of my classmates play this game. "

Dabao has never played any games, so of course he is not interested in virtual online games. If it is a role-playing game, he probably has some interest in it. When he heard that it was a mobile game, he immediately lost interest, and responded: "Okay Bar."

"What's your attitude? Let me tell you, if you don't play games with me and make me angry, I'll kick you." Little Meimei pouted her mouth and stared fiercely at Dabao.

Zhen Ying thought her best friend was having fun, so she ignored the two of them and went to play with her mobile phone with her head down.

"You are my girlfriend now, are you in charge of warming the bed?" Dabao continued to tease her.

"I'm still young, I'll talk about it when I grow up." Hearing this, the little girl shyly lowered her head and fiddled with the corner of her clothes, her little face flushed.

Dabao chuckled, he didn't expect her to be shy, so he was embarrassed to tease her again, and reminded: "You'd better go to the hospital, hepatitis is contagious, I don't want to have a little girlfriend with the virus."

"Okay then, I'll go to the hospital for a check-up when I get off the car." The so-called listen to people's advice and have a full meal, Su Xiaoxiao knows the other party's good intentions, so of course she won't refuse.

After chatting with Su Xiaoxiao for a while, she and her best friend got off the bus at the station, and when they left, they made an appointment to meet their new boyfriend in the game at night, and then happily chased after their best friend.

Dabao simply closed his eyes and regained his composure.

Along the way, Dabao reversed the car twice again, and he didn't encounter a blind thief, nor a perverted bus pervert. Like the environment, thumbs up for the silent dedication of the police uncle, and praise for the wise decision of the senior leaders of Huaxia.

Great for my country!