A fake system fell from the sky

After taking a shower, Dabao returned to the bedroom in his pajamas, closed the door, went to bed, took off the pajamas, pulled the quilt over, took out the mobile phone in the pajamas pocket, and turned on, I'm going!out of battery.

Nowadays, there are a small batch of smartphone batteries, and it is common to charge them once a day, especially in the hands of Dabao, which is a counterfeit product, and the battery quality is even worse. Fruit phones are awesome, and the battery is still not good.

No way, Dabao lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, found the charger and plugged in the phone, originally wanted to play games with his little girlfriend Su Xiaoxiao, but now it’s saved, playing with the phone while charging is dangerous after all, what should I do if it explodes and disfigures my face?Do you still want to marry a wife?
It's not slipping, but it's comfortable to slip into the bed. The soft big bed is full of elasticity. When the little butt is pushed hard, the body is bumped back and forth on it. What a cool word.

Dabao closed his eyes: "Xiao Tan, open the system panel."

Intelligence: 15 points.

Constitution: 30 points.

Combat power: 20 points.

Mental strength: 15 points.

Energy value: 1098 million points.

Merit value: 18 points.

Items: 5 Time Badges.

Skills: (7) Eloquent Teeth Level 25. (100) Crying Heaven and Wiping Tears magic skill first level [-]/[-].

I'll go, why is the merit value less than [-]?Dabao asked suspiciously, "Xiao Tan, what's going on?"

System: "The host has picked all the good rough jadeite away. Others may lose their lives because of it. Of course, the host will be responsible for this!"

Dabao thinks about it, the fact is true, he left a pile of scum, and it would be strange if others bought it and didn’t pay for his underpants. It seems that he can no longer bet on stones in the future, if because of him he ruins the family, his conscience will not let it go!

"Xiao Tan, what kind of physique am I? Why did you choose me?" Dabao remembered that Shangguantian in the artifact space had a body with a thousand leaks and couldn't cultivate, so he must not be a good-for-nothing.

System: "Little Greedy has been sleeping for a long time, and was just awakened by Mr. Xiaojin, and I don't know anything. I will check the host. Oh, the host is a body that is rare for thousands of years. We are really lucky to find you!"

Dabao: "What kind of physique is the body of the universal guide, please introduce it to me."

System: "This is not simple. For example, human beings are conductors and can conduct electricity. Your electrical conductivity is [-] times that of ordinary people. Of course, the host's electrical conductivity is no different from that of ordinary people, but it is different when it is replaced by emotional values." To put it bluntly, you are a piece of super-conductive metal, and when Lord Xiaojin activates the Phoenix Immortal pattern on your body, you can absorb the emotional value even if you are [-] meters away."

He doesn't care about the great treasure of the body of all guides, now he wants to improve his strength, and he must take advantage of the little greedy just waking up!
Dabao rolled his small eyes, "Xiao Tan, you have to give me a mission!"

System: "Xiao Tan hasn't received training yet, no way."

Dabao snickered: "I'll teach you, you're like this..."

System: "Ding! Life lies in exercise. Please ask the host to do a push-up. The task is completed. Reward: Crying Heaven and Wiping Tears Magical Skill is upgraded to five levels. Failure: Smash the host unconscious with money."

I did an unusually standard push-up on the big BMW, it was not too easy.

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task, and the reward for raising the magic skill of crying and wiping tears by five levels, and the reward has been issued."

Dabao was secretly delighted, and immediately checked the system panel. Sure enough, the magical skill of crying and wiping tears has been upgraded to the 30th floor.

Don't be too greedy as a human being, Dabao warned himself secretly, but he said: "Little greedy, one is too boring, this time give me ten, if you see that I am still out of breath, then I will give you a hundred. "

System: "Ding! Life lies in exercise. Please ask the host to do ten push-ups. Reward for completing the task: Crying the sky and wiping tears to increase to five levels. Failure: Splashing the host unconscious with money."

Dabao: "I will do it, and I will do it easily."

System: "Congratulations to the host...."

Dabao: "Go on, hahaha, don't stop!"

System: "Ding! Life lies in exercise, please ask the host to do a hundred push-ups...."

Dabao: "It's drizzle, it's so cool to earn experience!"

System: "Congratulations to the host...."

Next, there is no need for Dabao to urge, the system: "Ding! Life lies in exercise, please do a thousand push-ups..."

Dabao: "..."

"One hundred, one hundred and one..., um, three hundred and nine...."

10 minutes later.

Panting Dabao: "Hey! Eight hundred and two, hey, the baby is exhausted, Xiao Tan, I give up the mission, hurry up and throw money at me!"

The phone that was being charged flew over from the table and pointed at Dabao's head: "Papa papa! Bang bang bang...."

"Hey! It hurts, it hurts! Xiao Tan, stop quickly..."

System: "But the host isn't dizzy yet?"

Dabao covered his forehead: "I asked you to throw money at me, how do you use your mobile phone?"

System: "The phone is full of money, a lot of money!"

"Little greedy, don't smash it."

Dabao's forehead was full of black lines, "I'm dizzy!"

……

Yanjing Academy of Fine Arts is located in Huajiadi, Chaoyang District.

This cradle of Chinese artists has produced many celebrities, such as Mr. Qi Lao and Mr. Xu Lao, famous calligraphers and painters.

In the high-end dormitory apartment No. 206 of the triple room, which is also called the beauty apartment by the teachers and students at the school, the two cuties Su Xiaoxiao and Zhen Ying are busy with mobile phones and notebooks.

"Yingying, let's go back to Luoyang to get married."

Su Xiaoxiao was wearing a pink cartoon silk pajamas, and she looked very cute.

"No way! Xiaoxiao."

Zhen Ying opened her mouth wide, "Your little boyfriend is gone!"

"Humph!"

Su Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction, "I'm always not online, I've been forgotten."

"Okay then, everything is up to you."

Zhen Ying said helplessly, "Your little boyfriend knows that I'm prying corners, so just don't eat me alive."

"I just thought it was fun. Do you think I've really taken a fancy to him?"

Su Xiaoxiao was typing while talking, and soon a line appeared on the gang chat channel, "Qingfeng Xiaoxiao: I and the beauty apartment are going to get married. If you have nothing to do, come to Luoyang Yuelao to receive invitations."

The gang chat channel immediately became lively, and there were constant congratulations.

Get a marriage certificate at Yuelao, Qingfeng Xiaoxiao takes a stroll around Luoyang in an eight-carrying sedan chair, and then enters the wedding hall with a beautiful woman's apartment. Commoner players say happy wedding, happy marriage for a hundred years, early birth of precious children, local rich players Then the fireworks were set off, and the fireworks in the auditorium were brilliant for a while...

After the wedding was over, Su Xiaoxiao said, "It's so fun! Yingying, we're playing a wedding."

"We just got married, even if we get divorced, it will take seven days before we can get married again!" Zhen Ying had a black line on her forehead.

Su Xiaoxiao giggled: "Don't we still have two characters?"

"You!" Zhen Ying looked convinced by you, and glanced in the direction of the bathroom, "Make a mess!"

Just do what you say, Su Xiaoxiao uses Dabaolaiye's account to type a line on the gang chat channel: "Today is a good day, Fairy Xixi and I are getting married, Luoyang Yuelao is here again."