A fake system fell from the sky

Dabao walked into the infirmary with a smile on his face, just in time to hear them discussing dinosaurs and frogs, and greeted them with a smile: "Hi! Shall we go home together?"

When Du Hanyan heard that the voice was an exposing maniac, he rolled his eyes and joked, "Yo! Zhang Dabao, why didn't I realize how handsome you are? Sisters, look at this narcissist, there is something handsome about him." ?"

The little nurses looked at Dabao, he was average-looking, but his height was passable, and he had nothing to do with Shuai Dime, they laughed and shook their heads.

"I didn't see it!"

"Not handsome at all, brother, don't be narcissistic!"

"That's right, I think it's better than a frog, so I'll just go home with you!"

Hearing her colleagues ridicule Zhang Dabao, Du Hanyan finally let out a sigh of relief, this guy took advantage of her eyes, she pouted: "Now I know that I am a narcissistic madman, in the future, I will Keep a low profile, don't call yourself a handsome guy when you see a woman, you will be ridiculed, giggling..."

"If some of you say I'm handsome." Dabao shrugged. When he came in, he saw the little nurse who was in the fat man's room just now. When others teased him, the little nurse didn't participate and gave him a grateful look.

"How is it possible? Do you bet?" Du Hanyan didn't believe that his colleague would speak for outsiders, not to mention that this guy is not handsome himself, who would open his eyes and talk nonsense.

Dabao laughed: "There's no reason to dare, but I really don't see how you can bet with me. Just now you lost yourself to my brother."

"You..." Du Han rolled his eyes in a smoky way, thinking that she really has nothing, nothing on her that can be used as a bet, gritted his silver teeth and said, "I'll put myself on top."

Whoops, let me go, the little girl was very aggressive, and Dabao slapped her hands: "Okay, this bet is good, I'm blocked."

"Then what are you pressing?" Shang Xiuxiu looked at Dabao with a playful smile. In her opinion, her friend is [-]% certain to win.

"I put my brother on top. If I lose, he will be Nurse Du's younger brother, and he will be there whenever he is called." Dabao thinks that Xiaojun will not be at a disadvantage if he wants to do this, and he will have a chance to get close to Du Hanyan. As the saying goes, if you are close to the water, you get the moon first!
"Okay! It's a deal." Of course Du Hanyan understood what he was thinking, but in order not to cling to Dai Xiaojun in the future, she agreed without hesitation, thinking, "When I win the bet, I will let the two No matter how far this annoying guy rolls, it's annoying to watch."

Seeing Du Hanyan taking the bait, Dabao smiled and walked up to the little nurse who gave the other party 2 yuan, and said, "Miss, do you think I'm handsome? Just tell the truth, I like to listen to honest people."

She received 2 yuan from someone just now, and the other party helped her, so the little nurse had no choice but to "tell the truth" and said, "I think he's quite handsome."

After finishing speaking, she quickly lowered her head, not daring to look at her colleagues, because all the girls turned their surprised eyes on her, and Du Hanyan stared at her closely, as if she was about to eat her.

"Haha, Nurse Du, you are mine now." Dabao turned to look at Du Hanyan with a proud expression on his face, "I have decided to betroth you to my brother, and we will get married tomorrow, so prepare well, and I will send a car in the morning pick you up."

This is of course a joke. Dabao knows that the twisted melon is not sweet. Whether the two can get together in the end depends on their fate. If they are forced to be together by some dishonorable means, they will not be happy in the future. .

"Dream it and you do it, I just put my own three words on it, and I didn't say I put others on it, take the three words away, don't give it away!" Du Hanyan saw that he had lost, and had an idea, and played a rogue .

Dabao chuckled and didn't bother about this matter, he said with a smile: "Just now I heard you talking about dinosaurs and frogs, who knows where they come from, who can answer, I invite all of you to dinner."

Regarding these two nouns that describe modern ugly men and women, Dabao really has an impression.

It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang was known as Crouching Dragon, who would lie with Zhuge Liang?His wife, a well-known ugly girl in the entire Jingzhou area.So the dragon refers to Huang Yueying, Zhuge Liang's wife. Because Zhuge Liang is also called Kong Ming, everyone respectfully calls Huang Yueying Kong Long.Later, it became a convention that everyone called the ugly girl Konglong, and she evolved into a dinosaur after going back and forth.

The origin of the frog is that there was an ugly man in ancient times, and his family wanted to arrange a marriage for him, but the matchmaker vomited when he saw him.This has happened many times, and he is used to it, but his parents are not reconciled. Every time the matchmaker comes, he will bring a spittoon and say, please.It means, spit, I knew you were going to spit, but please spit into the spittoon, so as not to dirty the floor.Later, it was spread that people used the word please wow to describe men who are ugly. Over time, this word gradually evolved into a frog.

In short, people's thinking is peculiar. They can turn the ancient respectful title for women into a derogatory term, and they can't think of anything else.

This group of little nurses asked them to gossip about celebrities, but no one really knew about the allusions. Everyone was staring at each other, and no one could tell why.

"Then tell me how you got here, and if you're right, I'll go home with you." The little nurse with a beautiful pimple face became interested, and looked at Dabao with a smile, and when she spoke, she showed two small buck teeth , looks really flattering.

"Uh! I don't know either." Dabao glanced at the little nurse, his lips twitched, and he quickly spread his hands. The face of the other party, which was close to a dinosaur, made him dare not show off his literary talents. Being a counter-strike requires courage. This courage He really does.

The other nurses noticed Dabao's frightened expression after a while, and laughed "giggle". They all called her Xiaoqin for the nurses with acne on her face. Xiaoqin's face was cute when she didn't have acne, and she was very funny when she talked. , is everyone's pistachio.

"Boss! Woohoo..."

Dai Xiaojun broke in suddenly, and burst into tears when he saw Dabao.

Everyone looked around, only to see a young man with disheveled clothes, a bruised nose and a swollen face, his face was almost swollen into a pig's head.

If it wasn't for the sound, Dabao almost didn't recognize him. What's the matter?Isn't he sm fat man!How does this posture look like being in a car accident?

"What's going on?" Dabao asked in surprise.

Dai Xiaojun was full of grievances, and wept and said: "Boss, what happened, I was serving the fat man, suddenly a fat woman came in, and attacked me indiscriminately, with a body of more than 300 catties, I was so hard to fight back No strength at all."

"That woman is the fat man's sister, and she came to see him the day before yesterday." The little nurse who took care of the fat man said.

Well, Dabao looked at Dai Xiaojun sympathetically, thinking about it, it's no wonder if someone saw you beating her younger brother with a belt, he wouldn't be furious and deal with you, the beating would be for nothing.