A fake system fell from the sky

At noon, Dabao made five spoonfuls of stewed beef, two big chicken legs, and three big steamed buns. Firstly, he was starving, and secondly, he needed to replenish his kidney deficiency.

When he put the trembling dinner plate on the table, the four thrush girls who were just about to eat were shocked again. They were sick and couldn't eat, but the sicker he was, the more he could eat!
"Freak!"

Thrush gave him a blank look.

Dabao is in a good mood now, and smiled heartily: "You girls don't dare to eat more to lose weight every day for the sake of beauty, but I eat more every day and want to gain weight but I can't gain weight. It's not a freak, what is it!"

"Yeah, being a girl is hard work. I have to eat less and less food. I've never had enough."

Xia Yuqing nodded with deep understanding, her mouth was not idle when she was talking, every mouthful of vegetables and steamed buns was delicious, it seemed that she was tired and hungry in the morning.

Tian Kexin pouted her cute little mouth: "I'm so envious of you, you eat so much in one meal, and you still have such a slim figure."

A fair lady, a gentleman is good, the word slim is used to describe a woman with a graceful figure and a beautiful appearance, but now she uses it on a man, it feels a bit out of place, it's too awkward!
Dabao stared at Tian Kexin, who was teasing him, until the other person couldn't bear his gaze and blushed slightly, and then he laughed: "It's a pity that I am a slim and handsome guy, why are there no ladies to pursue? Could it be that their eyes are higher than the stars? ?”

Now Dabao has a system mall (not very useful), Xueba space (this is very powerful), self-confidence is overwhelming, and he likes to make little jokes with beautiful women, or how to say that self-confidence comes from your capital and ability.

"cut!"

His words caused the four girls to despise for a while.

A few people chatted and laughed and started to eat. When the four girls finished eating the big treasure and were still eating, a girl at the table next to her exclaimed: "Wow, aliens have invaded the water blue planet. Everyone, go to the Tianya forum, it's amazing!" information……."

The men and women who heard her wow took out their mobile phones one after another. They were very curious that Shui Lanxing really came to aliens?

The so-called Tianya Forum is a forum community established by some netizens who love to gossip. Netizens post posts or videos of some supernatural events on it. There are people rushing to eat the stinky "golden meal" of the island country at a high price, and a man in the West claims that he is from Mars, etc.

Li Li, who seems to be in a bad mood today and taciturn, quickly entered the Tianya forum, and looked at the millions of posts on the top with a surprised expression, "Xintiandi shopping mall was attacked by aliens at 64 o'clock in the morning last night. The [-]-story building All the goods inside were looted, and according to eyewitnesses, a circular object resembling a ufo appeared above the Xintiandi shopping mall at two o'clock in the morning, emitting a beam of golden light that enveloped the entire shopping mall..."

Xia Yuqing also boarded the forum and smiled at the netizens' comments.

The mummy is me: "Where did the host hear about it? Is there a video? As the general secretary of Laoshu Village, Gansu County, Jingshu City, Changshu Province, I am ashamed!"

Celebrity wife hug: "I know this best. I happened to be on the roof of the Xintiandi shopping mall at the time, and I was admiring the stars and the moon with my girlfriend. When a beam of golden light shone down, my kidneys seemed to be 20 years younger. I was immediately excited..., In the end the ufo didn't take me away, the alien beauty didn't even know that I love her!"

Find a sow and plug Diaochan: "@星星妃妻宝抱Oh, I told my girlfriend at the wall that aliens don't want to delay your great cause of creating a human being, you are a good citizen."

Zhong Nanyi said: "According to the night observation of the sky by Pindao, the Big Dipper has moved 10 centimeters to the east. If you calculate with your fingers, something big will happen in the world, and it really came true."

Xiaoxianguo of Yuegong: "It's my first reply, I'm so nervous! Are there any unspoken rules? Should I take it off? How should I say it? How many words do you type to look literary? Is it too ostentatious to say so much? Don't say it, sister Chang'e called me Go drive the truck!"

......

There were chattering discussions all around.

"Heck, the three lowly customers from Nanshan said that Jingbian Jingcun, the general manager of Xintiandi Shopping Center, had already fainted in the toilet, and the financial director Eitaro Bangbang reported to the consortium that the economic loss was as high as 168 billion Huaxia coins!"

Thrush gloated and said, due to historical reasons, she doesn't have the slightest liking for the island country!

"Hehehe, the Mitsubishi consortium has suffered a terrible loss. This interstellar thief is really running! He didn't even leave a pair of underwear for them!"

Tian Kexin smiled and leaned forward and back, and the dining table was thumped by her, so there was no usual ladylike image.

Dabao stared at her turbulent place, and cursed viciously, "Little rabbit, be good, jump out quickly."

System: "If you don't behave well, you won't behave well, so I won't come out."

The steamed buns that Dabao was chewing almost didn’t come out. He didn’t expect the system to bubble up, and he was so funny. When he thought that he only read five books in the system library yesterday, there was absolutely no one but the system in this thief of the century. The system is too ruthless, it completely copied other people's shopping malls, but I like it, hahaha.

Dabao suddenly thought of something: "System, where are you hiding so many commodities?"

System: "Idiot, of course I keep it in the artifact space."

"Then can I go in and have a look at my body?"

Dabao originally thought that the artifact space could only be entered by the soul, but he didn't expect it could hold objects. The space is so big, it really is a world in one sand!

In the vast world, there are all kinds of wonders, and the water blue star is as small as a speck of dust in the vast universe!

System: "If you let your soul enter, then burn the incense! The artifact is my body, just like my wife. Will your wife let others in and out at will?"

I'll go, the reason is very good and powerful, Dabao almost choked to death.

"Hey, my body is also my wife, how can you just go in there? I also have human rights!"

Dabao retorted unconvinced.

System: "Then I go?"

Dabao hurriedly begged: "Uncle Xiao Jin, take a good rest and recover from your injuries. What's mine is yours, and what's yours is yours!"

There is no way to resist the system's killer trick, the big treasure, and quickly admit it, the uncle will always be the uncle!Can't afford it!
"Oh, why have all the posts been deleted?"

A girl was looking at the constantly refreshed posts with enthusiasm, and all these comments suddenly disappeared.

"You don't need to ask, I was warned by the relevant department, for fear of causing unnecessary panic among people."

The girl named Tong Lei laughed with a very understanding look.

"Hey! It's boring, let's go!"

Someone said something, people got up and left one after another, and the cafeteria immediately fell silent.

"Zhang Dabao! It's time for training, can you eat quickly?"

When Huamei saw Dabao take a bite of food and stare blankly for a while, her phoenix stared and became angry. This guy eats fast every day, and today he is really sick. He needs to find a doctor to treat him properly.

"Immediately! Finish eating immediately!"

Dabao originally wanted to ask the system some questions, but when he heard that the thrush was angry, he quickly wolfed it down, thinking that he would wait until he got home at night to ask questions.