I can create perfect accidents
Chapter 66 Electric Shock
But if this Miko Hanada didn't give her some punishment, it would really make her feel worthless.
Thinking of this, he smiled and said to Miko Hanada: "Don't worry, let's take a mandarin duck bath together. I am a fish, and I will be stronger in the water!"
"Really? I can't wait!"
Hanada Miko is very greedy for Ding Yi's handsome face, she has already planned to have a good time with him before killing Ding Yi, and it is best to kill him in the process of doing things.
This way you can experience double happiness!
Therefore, listening to Ding Yi's idea of sharing a bath, naturally a hundred people agree.
Ding Yi came to the bathroom holding Miko Hanada who was wrapped around him like a cane, and put her in the bathtub.
"Lie down well, I'll put water for you..."
Ding Yi reached out and took off the faucet on the electric water heater, and then issued a command to the system: "The system caused an accident, causing this water heater to leak electricity..."
After speaking, he turned on the shower head and threw the shower in the bathtub.
Hanada Miko saw Ding Yi throwing it to the shower and caught it. Just as she was about to spray the water from the shower on her body, she felt a strong current coming from the water pipe.
Her whole body trembled immediately, her body began to convulse uncontrollably, and her hands and feet also began to twitch.
"Leakage, electricity, lah..."
Her lips began to tremble, but she just babbled, unable to utter a word
"Enjoy it!"
Ding Yi smiled and said to her, "We Chinese men are much stronger than this electric current! Miko Hanada of the Black Dragon Society!"
After saying that, he turned and left.
Hanada Miko was left shivering in the bathtub with her eyes wide open.
When he walked out of the hotel, he saw that the lights of the entire hotel were flickering on and off.
Many people were muttering to themselves when they saw this scene: "What's the matter? Could it be that there is a short circuit somewhere in the hotel?"
Finally, after a loud crash, the whole hotel jumped out of the box.
It wasn't until this time that Miko Hanada stopped pumping in the bathtub. At this time, her hair was so electric that it blew up, and even feces and urine came out!
"Ding, the system created two perfect accidents, and the system rewards the host with god-level antique appraisal technology!"
"God-level antique identification technology?"
Ding Yi was taken aback, why does this system always reward him with some weird skills.
Besides, if I got this system before entering the Han King's Tomb, I might be able to get more information from that ancient sword.
Thinking this way, Ding Yi walked out of the hotel.
When he came to the school gate, he called Su Chang and asked the little girl to pick him up in his Lamborghini Green Bull.
When the car stopped in front of him, the roar of the car caught the attention of the college students entering the school gate.
When those girls saw Ding Yi's handsome face, tall and straight figure, and this sports car as a foil, they all showed intoxicated expressions on their faces.
"Oh, my God, I'm in love, and my lover is this man in front of me. I want to make a promise with my body..."
"This girl, please don't make fun of my future child's father. Although we are not yet husband and wife, this body that we have been together for 20 years is going to be opened for him today..."
……
Ding Yi shook his head helplessly when he heard the flirting of the girls around him.
At this moment, Su Chang came down from the seat of the Lamborghini, dressed in a maid outfit, came to Ding Yi, bowed respectfully and said: "Master, the car has arrived, please get in the car."
Wow!Her appearance caused a stir among the boys at the scene.
"What's the situation, captive maid?"
"That's how rich people do what they want?"
"My God, how can such a lovely girl be someone else's maid, how can she be?"
……
Ding Yi was also taken aback, and hurriedly stuffed Su Chang back into the car, and then drove away by himself.
"Su Chang, what are you going to do?"
After Ding Yi got into the car, he asked her in confusion.
"I like this kind of maid culture, doesn't the master like it?"
After Su Chang finished speaking, he raised his face and asked him.
"Uh, that's not okay!"
Ding Yi shook his head, "This will, it will make me feel very embarrassed!"
"Please, I just want to find a mighty, brave, intelligent, and handsome male god to serve me. I have always dreamed of having such a man until I met you. You are my perfect male god. You must To satisfy my request, otherwise, otherwise I may die..."
After Su Chang finished speaking, he sighed, with tears in his eyes, and his tone did not seem to be lying.
Ding Yi was flustered with embarrassment after being praised fiercely by her, but seeing her sad and tearful at the end, he was a little desperate.
Is there something wrong with this?
Su Chang's words seemed to come from the heart.
It suddenly occurred to him that many people have certain inexplicable psychological quirks, such as addiction to stealing, addiction to adventure, addiction to self-discipline, and so on.
Ding Yi himself has read some books on psychology, and knows that this eccentricity is a kind of mental illness in a sense, and it is related to this person's life experience or previous psychological trauma.
There may be some deep secret behind Su Chang's psychology.
Ok.
Take her to find a professional psychological counselor another day.
However, according to the suggestion in the book, meeting her psychological needs is the best arrangement for her.
Thinking of this, he had no choice but to say to Su Chang: "Okay, you can act as my assistant in the image of a maid, but only in the office and when meeting privately. In public, you still have to appear as an ordinary person."
"Uh-huh!"
Seeing that Ding Yi agreed to him, Su Chang happily nodded vigorously.
But Ding Yi shook his head helplessly, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you home."
He knew that Su Chang was renting a house outside.
But what Su Chang said next surprised him: "Master, I'm homeless, please take me in!"
"What?"
Ding Yi frowned.
"Really, my landlord is going to sell the house, and I can't find a place to live now, master, please take me home to raise me!"
Su Chang looks like a coquettish cat.
"I go!"
Ding Yi was a little worried.
After he came out of the Fuji Group, Li Xinran strongly demanded to live in their house.
After he helped Li Zhiyuan make a comeback, the Li family also resumed their life of luxurious houses and luxury cars.
The Li family was grateful to him, and had long wanted to treat Ding Yi as a family, so they wanted to let Ding Yi live in their house, even if it was to give them a villa for him and Li Xinran to live together.
However, Ding Yi felt very awkward. On the one hand, he and Li Xinran only had the name of boyfriend and girlfriend, not the reality.
It was also to protect Li Xinran that he appeared in the name of her boyfriend.
On the other hand, living in Li's house means living under someone else's roof, and it even feels like a son-in-law visiting.
He himself was not short of money, so after leaving the Fuji Group, he bought a lakeside villa by the Weiming Lake in Beidu City and lived there by himself.
Although the villa is very big and has enough rooms, but he brought a woman back to raise him, even if he told others that she was just a maid.
The question is who will believe it?
Especially Li Xinran, he would definitely think that he didn't live in her house because he wanted to support other women.
Thinking of this, he smiled and said to Miko Hanada: "Don't worry, let's take a mandarin duck bath together. I am a fish, and I will be stronger in the water!"
"Really? I can't wait!"
Hanada Miko is very greedy for Ding Yi's handsome face, she has already planned to have a good time with him before killing Ding Yi, and it is best to kill him in the process of doing things.
This way you can experience double happiness!
Therefore, listening to Ding Yi's idea of sharing a bath, naturally a hundred people agree.
Ding Yi came to the bathroom holding Miko Hanada who was wrapped around him like a cane, and put her in the bathtub.
"Lie down well, I'll put water for you..."
Ding Yi reached out and took off the faucet on the electric water heater, and then issued a command to the system: "The system caused an accident, causing this water heater to leak electricity..."
After speaking, he turned on the shower head and threw the shower in the bathtub.
Hanada Miko saw Ding Yi throwing it to the shower and caught it. Just as she was about to spray the water from the shower on her body, she felt a strong current coming from the water pipe.
Her whole body trembled immediately, her body began to convulse uncontrollably, and her hands and feet also began to twitch.
"Leakage, electricity, lah..."
Her lips began to tremble, but she just babbled, unable to utter a word
"Enjoy it!"
Ding Yi smiled and said to her, "We Chinese men are much stronger than this electric current! Miko Hanada of the Black Dragon Society!"
After saying that, he turned and left.
Hanada Miko was left shivering in the bathtub with her eyes wide open.
When he walked out of the hotel, he saw that the lights of the entire hotel were flickering on and off.
Many people were muttering to themselves when they saw this scene: "What's the matter? Could it be that there is a short circuit somewhere in the hotel?"
Finally, after a loud crash, the whole hotel jumped out of the box.
It wasn't until this time that Miko Hanada stopped pumping in the bathtub. At this time, her hair was so electric that it blew up, and even feces and urine came out!
"Ding, the system created two perfect accidents, and the system rewards the host with god-level antique appraisal technology!"
"God-level antique identification technology?"
Ding Yi was taken aback, why does this system always reward him with some weird skills.
Besides, if I got this system before entering the Han King's Tomb, I might be able to get more information from that ancient sword.
Thinking this way, Ding Yi walked out of the hotel.
When he came to the school gate, he called Su Chang and asked the little girl to pick him up in his Lamborghini Green Bull.
When the car stopped in front of him, the roar of the car caught the attention of the college students entering the school gate.
When those girls saw Ding Yi's handsome face, tall and straight figure, and this sports car as a foil, they all showed intoxicated expressions on their faces.
"Oh, my God, I'm in love, and my lover is this man in front of me. I want to make a promise with my body..."
"This girl, please don't make fun of my future child's father. Although we are not yet husband and wife, this body that we have been together for 20 years is going to be opened for him today..."
……
Ding Yi shook his head helplessly when he heard the flirting of the girls around him.
At this moment, Su Chang came down from the seat of the Lamborghini, dressed in a maid outfit, came to Ding Yi, bowed respectfully and said: "Master, the car has arrived, please get in the car."
Wow!Her appearance caused a stir among the boys at the scene.
"What's the situation, captive maid?"
"That's how rich people do what they want?"
"My God, how can such a lovely girl be someone else's maid, how can she be?"
……
Ding Yi was also taken aback, and hurriedly stuffed Su Chang back into the car, and then drove away by himself.
"Su Chang, what are you going to do?"
After Ding Yi got into the car, he asked her in confusion.
"I like this kind of maid culture, doesn't the master like it?"
After Su Chang finished speaking, he raised his face and asked him.
"Uh, that's not okay!"
Ding Yi shook his head, "This will, it will make me feel very embarrassed!"
"Please, I just want to find a mighty, brave, intelligent, and handsome male god to serve me. I have always dreamed of having such a man until I met you. You are my perfect male god. You must To satisfy my request, otherwise, otherwise I may die..."
After Su Chang finished speaking, he sighed, with tears in his eyes, and his tone did not seem to be lying.
Ding Yi was flustered with embarrassment after being praised fiercely by her, but seeing her sad and tearful at the end, he was a little desperate.
Is there something wrong with this?
Su Chang's words seemed to come from the heart.
It suddenly occurred to him that many people have certain inexplicable psychological quirks, such as addiction to stealing, addiction to adventure, addiction to self-discipline, and so on.
Ding Yi himself has read some books on psychology, and knows that this eccentricity is a kind of mental illness in a sense, and it is related to this person's life experience or previous psychological trauma.
There may be some deep secret behind Su Chang's psychology.
Ok.
Take her to find a professional psychological counselor another day.
However, according to the suggestion in the book, meeting her psychological needs is the best arrangement for her.
Thinking of this, he had no choice but to say to Su Chang: "Okay, you can act as my assistant in the image of a maid, but only in the office and when meeting privately. In public, you still have to appear as an ordinary person."
"Uh-huh!"
Seeing that Ding Yi agreed to him, Su Chang happily nodded vigorously.
But Ding Yi shook his head helplessly, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you home."
He knew that Su Chang was renting a house outside.
But what Su Chang said next surprised him: "Master, I'm homeless, please take me in!"
"What?"
Ding Yi frowned.
"Really, my landlord is going to sell the house, and I can't find a place to live now, master, please take me home to raise me!"
Su Chang looks like a coquettish cat.
"I go!"
Ding Yi was a little worried.
After he came out of the Fuji Group, Li Xinran strongly demanded to live in their house.
After he helped Li Zhiyuan make a comeback, the Li family also resumed their life of luxurious houses and luxury cars.
The Li family was grateful to him, and had long wanted to treat Ding Yi as a family, so they wanted to let Ding Yi live in their house, even if it was to give them a villa for him and Li Xinran to live together.
However, Ding Yi felt very awkward. On the one hand, he and Li Xinran only had the name of boyfriend and girlfriend, not the reality.
It was also to protect Li Xinran that he appeared in the name of her boyfriend.
On the other hand, living in Li's house means living under someone else's roof, and it even feels like a son-in-law visiting.
He himself was not short of money, so after leaving the Fuji Group, he bought a lakeside villa by the Weiming Lake in Beidu City and lived there by himself.
Although the villa is very big and has enough rooms, but he brought a woman back to raise him, even if he told others that she was just a maid.
The question is who will believe it?
Especially Li Xinran, he would definitely think that he didn't live in her house because he wanted to support other women.
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