System: Rent collection starts from Heaven

"You brat, still don't believe that I, Daoist Taiyi, can't make alchemy skills?"

The little girl pursed her lips, but she uttered an old-fashioned voice, Wang Yu looked a little dazed, this real Taiyi is really an old urchin!

"That's not necessarily the case. Before I became a rent collector, how could I have thought that you gods would still owe rent? No one can tell if there is something wrong with this medicine."

Hearing these words, the little girl's face turned blue with anger. The previous sentence refers to most of the gods in the mortal world. He can pretend to be stupid and pretend that he is no longer among them, but the latter sentence is just questioning himself Alchemy technology?

"I can guarantee that this medicine won't kill anyone, but I don't know the efficacy of this medicine, so I just let you try it."

"In this case, you and I sign a life-and-death agreement, and we must die together!"

Wang Yu opened his mouth and said, he is not the kind of person who can be dismissed by a few words, only to see Wang Yu drew a mark on his hand, as long as a little blood is stained, the life and death curse will be completed.

"You... all right!"

Daoist Taiyi can only compromise, he is already old, if he tries some violent pills, his body may not be able to bear it, so it is better for young people to try this job of testing medicines.

Under Wang Yu's guidance, the little girl cut her finger and dripped her own blood on the charm. Wang Yu didn't have any ink stains. She gently slid her finger on the skin, and a drop of blood dripped into the charm.

call!
Wang Yu blew on his palm, and saw that the talisman turned blood red under the fusion of two drops of blood. At the same time, an identical talisman appeared on the palm of Daoist Taiyi.

"Hope it's alright!"

Wang Yu unscrewed the lid of the elixir bottle, and swallowed the elixir neatly.

"How do you feel?"

"I don't feel anything! It's just that my face hurts."

Wang Yu smiled lightly. There was nothing unusual about swallowing the elixir, but he felt some pain on his face. When Wang Yu reached out to touch his face, the real Taiyi sitting opposite him covered it in surprise. mouth.

"what happened?"

Wang Yu asked suspiciously, his hands were still touching his face, a sticky feeling came over him, and he saw a lot of blood on his hands.

"Depend on!"

Wang Yu pulled over the mirror next to him, and he looked horrible in the mirror. Wang Yu's face was covered with plasma, and it even trickled into his shirt.

"Old man, you disfigured me, I want your life!"

The samadhi real fire was floating in Wang Yu's hand, and the real Taiyi did not expect this to happen. Faced with Wang Yu's ruthless attack, the real Taiyi just chose to defend himself. Didn't he want those mortals to see him doing this?

"It's not good! It's on fire!"

Suddenly there was a scream, and Wang Yu and Taiyi Zhenren turned their heads to look, and saw some employees of Shenghe Pharmacy rushing towards them with fire extinguishers and buckets.

"What kind of hands are you doing! Almost being seen by mortals."

Master Taiyi muttered in his mouth, seeing the person behind Wang Yu, Master Taiyi turned around and left Wang Yu.

Whoa!
Wang Yu was drowned at this time, but fortunately the real Taiyi ran away early, otherwise he might not be spared.

Wang Yu closed his eyes, the water flowed down his head and onto his face, what a fucking unlucky day, the old man who helped Taiyi Daoist to test the medicine unexpectedly got disfigured medicine, and now he poured it on someone who didn't know All in water.

But the latter was even more exciting. The true fire of Samadhi is never extinguished. When those "kind" employees saw sparks still radiating from Wang Yu's body, they poured buckets of water in front of Wang Yu.

"Silly, turn off the flame!"

Hearing Taiyi's reminder, Wang Yu clasped his palms, and the real fire of Samadhi on his body was extinguished. At this time, Wang Yu heard all the employees of Shenghe Pharmacy talking about it.

"I didn't expect it to be a little fresh meat!"

"Why is his skin so good?"

"That facial features are too delicate!"

……

"My lord, my elixir is working."

Daoist Taiyi jumped in front of Wang Yu and touched Wang Yu's wet face. Only then did Wang Yu regain his senses, and his eyes fell on the mirror not far away.

I saw that Wang Yu's face became fair, and some metabolites on his face disappeared, and his facial features became more refined on the original basis.

"It turns out that this medicine is a beauty medicine!"

Daoist Taiyi continued to pinch Wang Yu's face, the soft feeling was like pinching a white cloud, wonderful!

"This time it's the medicine you made. Hurry up and find me a secluded place and pay the rent, and then give me some pills."

Wang Yu whispered in Taiyi's ear, but in the eyes of the people nearby, the two were like a loving couple.

"Bai Qi, your boyfriend is so handsome!"

A charming woman walked up to Master Taiyi and said, if Wang Yu hadn't made such an ambiguous gesture towards Master Taiyi just now, she might have attacked Wang Yu!
"Heheha! I'm taking my boyfriend out."

Master Taiyi smiled awkwardly, then pulled Wang Yu away from Shenghe Pharmacy and sat in a coffee shop.

"Repay your rent. Here are ten pills for strengthening your body. Take one every day and do some exercise. After ten days, your body will be as strong as an ordinary fairy."

Daoist Taiyi threw two bags to Wang Yu, Wang Yu nodded his head to check the number inside, then raised his head and said, "Give me a elixir I just tried."

"Don't even think about it, I only refined two pills, and I don't have any raw materials, so I'll keep that one for myself!"

Daoist Taiyi touched his face, although this is not his real face, but he also needs to maintain a beautiful appearance in this world.

"You said that I was your boyfriend just now, and you haven't counted it yet!"

Wang Yu turned his head, and after saying such words, he reached out and asked for another pill for him.

"You... I'm not freeing you yet!"

Daoist Taiyi roared, it was obviously Wang Yu who asked him to find a secluded place just now.

"Is it for me or for you? If you don't give it, guess what I will do?"

Wang Yu looked at Daoist Taiyi jokingly. If an old man turned into a little girl is really uncomfortable, maybe someone will chase him.

"Come on, here you go, let's go!"

Daoist Taiyi took a picture of the elixir, and even an old man like him can't keep it clean.

"Okay bro! Then I'm leaving."

Wang Yu grabbed the elixirs rolling on the table, now that his goal has been achieved, there is no need for him to waste time here.

Jingle Bell!Jingle Bell!
Just as he was about to leave, the phone in Wang Yu's pocket rang, and the caller's note was Yan Xia. Wang Yu wondered, he hadn't answered the phone for a long time, and even Yan Xia didn't call him often, could it be that this time problem occurs?
"Hey!"