Urban Ultimate Transformation System

"Okay, Teacher Wu is a little unwell. I'll take the class instead. I can do whatever I need to do. I'm almost a third year in high school. Don't let others supervise you!" Zhang Guoxiong said aloud as soon as he walked to the podium.

Li Jianhao's complexion became extremely ugly. Isn't this just teasing him, but he is the head teacher.A person who can be a class teacher must have a heavy sense of responsibility, and it is impossible to let him go out halfway to be lazy.And if you make small moves in front of the head teacher...

Thinking of this, Li Jianhao couldn't help but glanced at Zhang Guoxiong's large muscles that couldn't be covered by his sleeves, and swallowed.He subconsciously looked at Luo Lan in the back row, and realized that he was looking at him meaningfully, and even gave him a middle finger, clearly despising him.

Luo Lan actually had a stomachache from laughing so hard, this is absolutely amazing, originally he just wanted to tease that Li Jianhao and make him act like a clown.But now it seems that Li Jianhao is going to repeat his old ways and come up with a [-]-word self-criticism.

Li Jianhao is not stupid. Although he is full of anger, he still feels that if he rushes out to play splashing water so stupidly, he will definitely be hammered to death by the class teacher. This is really terrible, and he still has to think of a countermeasure.

Then Li Jianhao thought about it, and half the class has passed...

Now even Li Jianhao's little brothers are despising him, they stare at him with squinted eyes, looking disappointed.On the contrary, Luo Lan, with his head held high, was still humming a ditty in a low voice. Although he was a little disappointed that Li Jianhao couldn't be plotted against, but now he succeeded in embarrassing Li Jianhao, which can be regarded as a slap in the face.

Li Jianhao shrunk his head, the pen holder in his hand was almost broken by him, and the veins in his hand were so clear.He was panting heavily, his eyes were red, but his feet seemed to take root, and he didn't move at all.

The tablemate next to him also saw that Li Jianhao was not strong enough, smiled coldly, and said in a low voice: "I said Jianhao, you are not so weak. If you didn't say this, no one would say anything about you. It's not a good thing either. But now that you have swearing that you can't do it, then you might as well be Roast Goose Brother, Zizizi."

Li Jianhao snorted coldly, and also replied in a low voice: "I really want to go out and make a fuss, but the head teacher's muscles can kill me, and I just want to die when I go out, that guy Luo Lan is just in the class of the talkative ghost If you do something, I dare to do it instead!"

But the tablemate shook his head, and said nonchalantly: "I know if you dare or not, anyway, I saw Luo Lan messing up things, but you didn't. If you're so cowardly, I'll give you a trick. You Just grab a tissue and pretend you want to go to the bathroom, and when you get there you yell, 'Your water bottle has cockroaches in it!' That's it, what a big deal!"

Hearing this, Li Jianhao's eyes lit up, and he wanted to laugh out loud.However, from Luo Lan's point of view, Li Jianhao's deskmate had already slept most of the class lying on the table.

Luo Lan took out his bottle of ethanol disinfectant modified with 5 points of energy, and took a few glances there.In essence, the current name should be called hallucinogenic urine.This thing is really a super low-level modification, and it can only penetrate into the pores when the human body is excited, so as to achieve the hallucinogenic effect. At the same time, it has a special property added because of Luo Lan's bad taste.

After Li Jianhao rummaged through the drawer a few times, he couldn't help laughing, and then suddenly raised his hand, still carrying a tissue in his hand.Zhang Guoxiong just looked up, saw this scene, and muttered in a low voice: "The lazy man has a lot of shit!" Then he nodded.

Li Jianhao was relieved, and quickly stood up, arrogantly, and walked towards the front row with great vigor.This suddenly attracted the attention of more than a dozen boys in the class. They were all insiders, and they were all excited. Li Jianhao was silent for half a class, and finally made a move!

Those boys gave Li Jianhao thumbs up under the table one after another, the admiration on their faces cannot be expressed in words.This made Li Jianhao's waist straighter, and he even felt a little turned backwards. He let out the breath he was holding, not to mention how cool it was.

At this time, Li Jianhao took the first place in the front row. It was Ye Qianqian, the class leader of the female class.When Li Jianhao saw Ye Qianqian, his eyes were fixed, and he almost forgot his plan.

But at this time, Li Jianhao's buttocks felt a coolness, which suddenly woke him up.He gritted his teeth, thinking that as long as the matter is done this time, Qianqian will definitely look at me with admiration. Men are not bad, women don't love me. If I fight, this limelight will definitely come out!
Immediately Li Jianhao yelled: "Wow, the cockroach ran into the water bottle." While talking, he quickly picked up the water bottle that Ye Qianqian put on the table, twisted it violently, and covered his ears with lightning speed. Just like that, he poured it into the sky.

A wonderful scene appeared, the water seemed to be attracted by some kind of attraction in mid-air, but it was all sprinkled behind Li Jianhao, and a lot of water even hit Li Jianhao's ass from an extremely unscientific angle.

The whole class was originally very quiet, but now it became a deathly silence, and everyone turned their heads to look at Li Jianhao who was standing still.His pants were wet, and there was a tinge of yellow in those wet places, and there was a smell of urine...

Luo Lan's eyes were staring straight, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he didn't expect the effect of this thing to be so outstanding, now it looks like Li Jianhao's yellow mud fell into his crotch, it's either shit or shit.

At this time, someone finally said: "Ahem, Jianhao has been a little angry recently, and the things that come out are a little discolored and have a strong smell, everyone can understand it!"

This is a mockery of strength, the whole class burst into laughter, everyone felt that Li Jianhao splashed water just because he wanted to cover up his previous failures.After all, if it didn't have a touch of yellow and the smell, no one would probably notice it.

As the first person to smell the smell, Li Jianhao was also at a loss. He kept asking in his heart: "Why did it become like this, why? It's not scientific!"

Zhang Guoxiong also couldn't laugh or cry, he pressed the palm of his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, everyone, don't laugh. Jianhao, if you really have a situation, don't bear it for so long. I saw that you are not in a normal state before. Everyone has three urgent things about this person, so if it doesn’t work in the future, bring it up sooner.”

Li Jianhao was about to cry, and shouted loudly: "Teacher, I'm wronged, I really don't have that..." But before he finished speaking, he actually let out a loud fart, and then the smear of yellow on his pants became even worse. thick.This time even Li Jianhao himself was dumb, subconsciously glanced at his pants, and then rushed out of the classroom quickly like the wind.

And the classmates in the classroom were all disgusted by his last fart, and they covered their noses one by one.Zhang Guoxiong was also helpless, and shouted: "Um, let's go out to catch your breath first, don't run around, just stay in the corridors on both sides!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole class became a sensation, and rushed out without hesitation.Luo Lan even covered her stomach, her whole face twitched.

All of this was created by Luo Lan. The last special effect of this hallucinogenic urine is that it will attract water, and when it touches water, it will change color and emit a strong smell of urine.Um, and part of this urine-smelling gas will flow back, making the victim unable to fart, and the gas produced by the fart will make the yellow color more obvious.

This is really an extremely dumb joke, which disgusted the whole class.But Luo Lan is so cool, I just thought in my heart, let you bring your little brother to laugh at me, now let's see who laughs at whom, slap, slap, slap, this slap is loud enough.

The chubby next to him saw Luo Lan covering his stomach, took two steps back with a strange expression on his face, covered his nose, and asked aloud, "Luo Lan, don't you want that too?"

Luo Lan couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud. It felt much more relaxed this time.He took a deep breath, and then asked Xiaopang: "What's the matter, can you still do the exercises just now?"

Hearing this, Xiaopang's face was overjoyed, his attention was diverted, and he said excitedly: "Luo Lan, give me some more, those things are really awesome. I can say that I am writing now. God, I did a set of questions casually, and after getting the answers right, the accuracy rate is as high as 60.00%, and I finally reached the passing line!"

When Luo Lan heard this, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then he was speechless, and said angrily: "What the hell, it's too wasteful to use such a thing that adds 3 points of intelligence on you, so you can barely reach the passing line , how on earth do you study!"

Xiaopang smiled awkwardly, and said: "Didn't you ask me to do math? I'm the worst in math. I usually rely on multiple-choice questions to score points. I feel against the sky if I can pass by my own strength, okay?" good!"

Luo Lan thought it was the same, and then took out the melatonin medicine bottle, which should be called mental retardation pills.That's right, the name came from these two guys.

On the light curtain, the system commented like this: "It's a modified product of garbage, a thing made with a few points of energy, you're lucky if it works for half an hour. And it's really a medicine as its name suggests, specially for the mentally retarded. Anything higher than 5 points will reduce the effect!"

Luo Lan curled her lips, retorting in her heart: "What do you know, this is called perfect use, and I don't need much good things. Each exam takes more than an hour, and I can sell two or three of them to others. Yes. It can make a lot of money without consuming much energy, it’s perfect!"

Fatty stared at the mental retardation pill, his saliva was about to come out, and he said aloud again: "I said Luo Lan, why don't you just order it, I'll give it to you as much as it costs. I don't know who you are yet Come on, come on, give me a price quickly."

Luo Lan smiled wickedly, patted Xiaopang, and said in a low voice, "Talking about money hurts feelings, so let's figure it out..."