The strongest crow mouth system

Bian Haoren came to the studio of the show "Run, Goddess", not on purpose, but because of others.

This program is a golden program created by a certain satellite TV. It wants to detonate the topic and increase attention in the first episode, so it chooses the theme of Chinese martial arts, which is more mysterious and more curious.

However, it is really hard to find a real martial arts master, and even if one can find it, the price is ridiculously high, even higher than the asking price of these celebrities.

Therefore, the other party finally found Good Man Bian.

The other party said that they approached him because they had seen videos about him before and knew that he was a man of kung fu, so they wanted to ask him to record one part of the program, and the price they gave me was 20.

As a newcomer, Bian Haoren naturally wouldn't dislike the price, let alone - he wouldn't let go of this good opportunity to make money.

As soon as Bian Haoren walked in, he saw a group of people queuing up inside. These people came to apply for group performances, and many of them claimed to be masters, and they were in the master application area.

These people are all muscular, some are holding dumbbells, some are lifting horizontal bars, and some are even more exaggerated, just holding bricks and slapping their heads there. People who apply for other positions all cast envious and curious eyes. .

All of them were bare-chested, with wheat-colored skin, strong biceps, and eight-pack abs. Compared with these people, Bian Haoren looked skinny.

Just when everyone thought that Bian Haoren just wanted to apply for a handyman, he went to the master area calmly.

However, Bian Haoren was stopped by a staff member before he reached the expert area.

The man said bluntly: "Hey, don't go to the wrong place. This is the place where martial arts masters are applying. Don't come here."

A man put down the hammer in his hand and said, "That's right, your small body, come here and don't get accidentally injured again."

After he finished speaking, the others laughed.

Good man Bian just smiled and said, "I'm also here to apply for a martial arts master."

Hearing this, everyone looked at him in surprise, and then everyone laughed louder, and the staff member even waved his hand, motioned him to go out, and said, "Go out, we are busy here, and we don't have time to accompany you." You kind of play."

Speaking of this, he also said with a look of disgust: "Now some fans, in order to get in touch with their idols, they really do everything they can. Does this mean that we are fools? That malnourished appearance, How dare you call yourself a master?"

After speaking, he spit on the ground and said to the people in line, "Next."

The next person to enter gave Bian Haoren a middle finger, and walked in proudly.

Bian Haoren knew that the staff member regarded him as a fan of a certain actress, thinking that he came here because he wanted to get a chance to get in close contact with the actress.

He thought speechlessly, did he look so superficial?
At this moment, someone asked him: "Why don't you leave? What are you doing here? It's not embarrassing!"

The others booed and let him go.

Good man Bian shrugged and said, "I want to leave too, but I'm afraid the director won't want to."

After he finished speaking, everyone immediately looked at each other clearly, and their expressions changed from disgust to disgust.

"It turned out to be someone who went through the back door, no wonder he was so arrogant."

"That's right, isn't this show supposed to be true? The result is not to engage in these black-box operations."

"If there are more people like this, can we still be a group performer?"

"Going through the back door, shameless, and showing off everywhere, how embarrassing!"

"People nowadays are really thicker than city walls!"

"..."

All kinds of discussions are endless, but fortunately Bian Haoren has long been used to being misunderstood, so he didn't say anything.

At this moment, the staff member came out from inside and asked fiercely, "What's the noise?"

Everyone immediately shut their mouths. The man glanced at Bian Haoren and said with disgust, "Why are you still here?"

Before Bian Haoren could speak, a little fat man said, "I told you, the director won't let you go."

The staff member was slightly taken aback, then smiled mockingly, looked Bian Haoren up and down, and said, "The director won't let him go? Is the director your father? If you really are someone the director knows, can you come in through this door?"

When he finished, the others laughed again.

Bian Haoren said indifferently: "Why can't I come in through this door? The director thinks that I am very suitable for this position and wants me to audition. I will naturally come here, otherwise I will be suspected of going through the back door. However, according to what you mean, it seems that the director really Makes people go through the back door instead of the 'front door'."

The staff member blushed immediately, thinking that what he said just now was indeed easy to be misunderstood, and quickly said: "I didn't mean that, you boy, don't misinterpret my meaning! Let me go quickly, or I will let the security guard chase you away Already."

As he spoke, he saw a group of people hurried in from the outside, they were actually several directors and heads of the production team.

He immediately walked over with a respectful face, and said, "How many people are here? I was just about to call you to inform you that a few people are very good..."

Before he finished speaking, the big director had already walked past him in a hurry, and then, under the dumbfounded eyes of everyone, he extended his hand and enthusiastically held Bian Haoren's hand, and said with a sorry face: "Mr. I'm sorry, I'm a little late because I have something to do, why don't you go in?"

At this time, everyone looked at them with beeping dog eyes, especially the arrogant staff member, who blushed and looked at Bian Haoren with a shit-eat expression. With an attitude like chasing a dog, he wished he could slap himself a few times.

Good man Bian glanced at the staff member with a smile, and said, "Your staff members are too conscientious. A sallow and thin person like me doesn't look like an expert, so..."

He didn't finish speaking, but just shrugged his shoulders to show his helplessness.

The staff member suddenly smiled guiltyly.

The director immediately scolded: "What's the matter with you? Didn't I say before that I have a distinguished guest coming, and I asked you to greet him well, but that's how you greeted him?"

The staff member said aggrievedly: "I... I didn't expect that the honored guest you mentioned is like this..."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to speak, but there was a little more scrutiny in Bian Haoren's eyes.

Bian Haoren saw his attire, in order to make himself look taller, he went to a certain treasure and sold a set of more than 300 outfits, which were comfortable and neat, why couldn't he catch his eyes?

The director gave him an angry look, and then sincerely apologized to Good Man Bian.

Bian Haoren smiled and said: "It's okay, it's just a small episode, let's go."

The director nodded, and said, "Mr. Bian is still more generous, let's go in and talk."

Seeing that Bian Haoren didn't make things difficult for him, the staff member couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, pulled the little director with whom he had a good relationship, and asked, "Who is he?"

The little director whispered: "He, a real master! You were really pecked by an eagle today. Fortunately, he doesn't care about everything. I will remember this lesson next time!"

He spoke in a low voice, so many people heard him.

Everyone can't help stretching their necks to look in Bian Haoren's direction, thinking: "A real master? What does it look like?"