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Chapter 135 Eat My Tofu
"Is that so? Then you really don't feel that there is anything wrong with your body now?" The huge rock that the sturdy woman had just put down in her heart couldn't help but hang up again, because what her man said was too mysterious What do you mean when I put my hand on the palm of that young man, a wonderful feeling came to my heart? After I came back to my senses, I found that my lower body had already felt Less than any pain?Could it be that there really are such strange people in this world?
"I don't know? At least for the time being, I don't feel any discomfort." Hearing this, the middle-aged man felt it carefully, but he didn't feel any discomfort in himself.
"That's all right, let's go, let's go home too." Now that the men in my family have said so, the sturdy women will no longer be entangled in this matter, and maybe there are people in this world. Some strange people, maybe?
"Okay, let's go home. It's really bad luck. I originally wanted to seek bad luck from them, but I didn't expect that things turned out like this in the end. It's really bad luck." Thinking of tonight The middle-aged man was full of anger, and he never thought that this matter would turn out like this in the end.
"Come on, who do you think you are? Do you think you are really strong? Others don't know what you are, don't I know what you are? A person like you is a paper tiger, It's just for bluffing, I told you a long time ago, don't be brave, don't be brave, look at you, you just don't listen to my words, take my words as wind on your ears, and you deserve it in the end, It really deserves it." Seeing that her man seemed to have nothing to do, the sturdy woman couldn't help but return to her former aggressive temper, and roared at the middle-aged man, with a strong sense of hatred in her words The taste of rotten wood that cannot be carved.
"Okay, okay, can't you stop nagging? I'm really going to be bored to death by you. If I knew you were such a person before, I would never want to find a woman like you. However, if you really stay like this in the future, maybe I will divorce you one day." The middle-aged man waved his hand impatiently, obviously annoyed by his mother-in-law's nagging bother.
"What did you say? You still want to divorce my mother? You regret it now, don't you? Okay? Then let's go for a divorce now? My mother doesn't believe in leaving a dead ghost like you. No one wants it anymore." The Biao Welding woman was like a cat whose tail had been burned, she couldn't help but burst into a rage, wishing she could slap her man to death.
"Okay, let's get a divorce. Who is afraid of anyone? After listening to your nagging for so many years, I really have had enough? I don't believe that after I leave you, I will not find someone who is better than you. A better wife, as long as I have money, it is not impossible for me to be a groom every day." Hearing this, the middle-aged man was furious for a while, and he decided to fight it out. ah?In this day and age, anyone who leaves can live a normal life. As long as you have money, what kind of life will you have?
"Okay, this is what you said by yourself? Hurry up, we will go upstairs to write a divorce agreement. Whoever does not get divorced is not raised." The sturdy woman was also completely stimulated, and forcibly He grabbed the middle-aged man's hand, and then the two rushed towards our house like this.
"Ah? Why is this happening? Why is this happening?" About 3 minutes later, the middle-aged man and his wife returned home to their lair, and then heard the middle-aged man's terrified voice. It turned out that when he returned home, he had found a very The cruel fact is that I can no longer be a real man.
"Ah? Dead ghost, you really can't treat me like this, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow." Then there are the cries of the brazen women, as if domestic violence is happening in their home.
"I'm finally home. I'm so exhausted." Upon returning to the rented complex, Mu Gejiu slumped down on the sofa, sighed, and took out his phone from his trouser pocket to check. It was already four o'clock in the morning. It's too much.
"Gege, look at you, we girls don't cry tired, why are you a big man crying tired?" Hearing this, Bai Su couldn't help but give Mu Ge a blank look, like a big man like Mu Ge in front of three The girl's face shouted tired, which made Bai Su very annoyed.
"You women will definitely not be tired, and you don't even think about me being a man, okay? I need to do physical work, okay? Don't stand and talk without back pain, okay?" Mu Ge used three consecutive times, okay? , like a machine gun being fired, angry and powerful.
"Gege, what physical work do you guys do? Why don't I know?" Bai Su asked out of curiosity without knowing it.
Fainted, Mu Ge took advantage of the situation and lay on his back on the sofa, pretending to be really fainted.
"Gege, tell me quickly." Bai Su grabbed Mu Ge's arm, trying to drag him off the sofa, but was stopped by Li Na.
"Sister Li Na, why are you blinking your eyes so hard? What do you mean?" Li Na held Bai Su's jade hand, and kept winking at Bai Su, but Bai Su didn't think twice. I can immediately understand the meaning of Li Na's expressions and movements.
"You." Hearing this, Li Na really had the desire to faint. It seemed that the reflexes of goblins were not as strong as those of humans.
"Sister Bai Su, do you really not know? Or do you really not know? Don't you know that Mu Ge is eating your tofu?" Xiao Ye Zi stood beside her, and couldn't stand it any longer. Only then did he come out to disrupt the situation.
"Eat my tofu? Gege, you have learned to eat my tofu?" Bai Su couldn't help being angry when he heard this, he raised his fist and beat Mu Ge.After all, Bai Su is not very clear about many things about human beings, but she still has a little understanding about things like eating tofu between men and women.Now when she heard Xiao Yezi's reminder, she really felt a little bit annoyed.
"Bai Su, I know I was wrong, I will never eat tofu again." Mu Ge sat up helplessly from the sofa, raised his hands high, and made a gesture of willing to admit defeat, asking Bai Su to let him go.After all, he is really too sleepy now, he doesn't have any intention to play with Bai Su, he just wants to sleep well now, he is really too sleepy.
"It's more or less the same." Seeing this, Bai Su put down his powder fist, and it was like letting Mu Ge go.
"Sister Bai Su, you have been deceived by Mu Ge again. Is there something in his words? What did he say just now, I will never eat tofu again." What he meant by his words was that he would never eat tofu in the future. But Xiaozizi, who only eats you, fears that the world will not be chaotic, and gets mixed up between Mu Ge and Bai Su, constantly provoking discord, pushing Mu Ge into the abyss one after another.
Hearing this, Mu Ge's whole body trembled, and the drowsiness in his body was swept away immediately. He couldn't help but glared at Xiao Yezi viciously. Now he really felt more and more that Xiao Yezi was simply a copy of Bai Su, especially That nature of fearing that the world will not be chaotic is almost portrayed in the same mold as Bai Su.
"Gege, you are really looking for a fight." Bai Su said, and the powder fist hit Mu Ge's body again like a shower of raindrops.In other words, Bai Su is good at everything, but he can't stand the pincers of others and the cold wind. Now when he is stimulated by Xiao Yezi's words, although he knows in his heart that Xiao Yezi should be sowing discord, but she urgently needs it now. One step down, and such a step, naturally fell on Mu Ge, because among the people present, Mu Ge was undoubtedly the most suitable candidate for the step.
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, if you keep making trouble, it will be dawn? Don't you feel sleepy at all? If you don't feel sleepy, then you can continue to make trouble, right? Anyway, I'm sleepy, so I won't mess around with you guys anymore, I'm going to bed." Li Na is Li Na, always appearing at the most suitable time, at the most suitable place, always at the most suitable place When, say the most appropriate words.
"Sister Li Na, why are you jumping out in such a hurry? You give me the feeling that you are protecting Mu Ge? Didn't I tell you a long time ago? A man like Mu Ge, It's really unreliable, don't you know it's a devil's lair, and still keep jumping into it?" Xiao Yezi looked at Li Na meaningfully, and said something thought-provoking.
"You little girl talks too much, can't you stop me for a while?" Li Na gave Xiao Yezi a stern look.
"Okay, okay, really tired? I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, what do you want? That's your business, sorry I can't accompany you." Mu Ge yawned and stretched Lazy, and then lay straight on the sofa, narrowing his eyes.
"Gege, get up quickly, the matter has not been completely resolved, you can't sleep." Bai Su saw Mu Ge laying down with his clothes on again, looking like he was about to fall asleep immediately, she couldn't help being anxious, stretched out Yushou wanted to make Mu Ge angry again.
"Bai Su, what's the matter with you? Do you have anything to say? I think it's better to wait until tomorrow, after everyone has rested, and then we can have a good discussion."
"I don't know? At least for the time being, I don't feel any discomfort." Hearing this, the middle-aged man felt it carefully, but he didn't feel any discomfort in himself.
"That's all right, let's go, let's go home too." Now that the men in my family have said so, the sturdy women will no longer be entangled in this matter, and maybe there are people in this world. Some strange people, maybe?
"Okay, let's go home. It's really bad luck. I originally wanted to seek bad luck from them, but I didn't expect that things turned out like this in the end. It's really bad luck." Thinking of tonight The middle-aged man was full of anger, and he never thought that this matter would turn out like this in the end.
"Come on, who do you think you are? Do you think you are really strong? Others don't know what you are, don't I know what you are? A person like you is a paper tiger, It's just for bluffing, I told you a long time ago, don't be brave, don't be brave, look at you, you just don't listen to my words, take my words as wind on your ears, and you deserve it in the end, It really deserves it." Seeing that her man seemed to have nothing to do, the sturdy woman couldn't help but return to her former aggressive temper, and roared at the middle-aged man, with a strong sense of hatred in her words The taste of rotten wood that cannot be carved.
"Okay, okay, can't you stop nagging? I'm really going to be bored to death by you. If I knew you were such a person before, I would never want to find a woman like you. However, if you really stay like this in the future, maybe I will divorce you one day." The middle-aged man waved his hand impatiently, obviously annoyed by his mother-in-law's nagging bother.
"What did you say? You still want to divorce my mother? You regret it now, don't you? Okay? Then let's go for a divorce now? My mother doesn't believe in leaving a dead ghost like you. No one wants it anymore." The Biao Welding woman was like a cat whose tail had been burned, she couldn't help but burst into a rage, wishing she could slap her man to death.
"Okay, let's get a divorce. Who is afraid of anyone? After listening to your nagging for so many years, I really have had enough? I don't believe that after I leave you, I will not find someone who is better than you. A better wife, as long as I have money, it is not impossible for me to be a groom every day." Hearing this, the middle-aged man was furious for a while, and he decided to fight it out. ah?In this day and age, anyone who leaves can live a normal life. As long as you have money, what kind of life will you have?
"Okay, this is what you said by yourself? Hurry up, we will go upstairs to write a divorce agreement. Whoever does not get divorced is not raised." The sturdy woman was also completely stimulated, and forcibly He grabbed the middle-aged man's hand, and then the two rushed towards our house like this.
"Ah? Why is this happening? Why is this happening?" About 3 minutes later, the middle-aged man and his wife returned home to their lair, and then heard the middle-aged man's terrified voice. It turned out that when he returned home, he had found a very The cruel fact is that I can no longer be a real man.
"Ah? Dead ghost, you really can't treat me like this, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow." Then there are the cries of the brazen women, as if domestic violence is happening in their home.
"I'm finally home. I'm so exhausted." Upon returning to the rented complex, Mu Gejiu slumped down on the sofa, sighed, and took out his phone from his trouser pocket to check. It was already four o'clock in the morning. It's too much.
"Gege, look at you, we girls don't cry tired, why are you a big man crying tired?" Hearing this, Bai Su couldn't help but give Mu Ge a blank look, like a big man like Mu Ge in front of three The girl's face shouted tired, which made Bai Su very annoyed.
"You women will definitely not be tired, and you don't even think about me being a man, okay? I need to do physical work, okay? Don't stand and talk without back pain, okay?" Mu Ge used three consecutive times, okay? , like a machine gun being fired, angry and powerful.
"Gege, what physical work do you guys do? Why don't I know?" Bai Su asked out of curiosity without knowing it.
Fainted, Mu Ge took advantage of the situation and lay on his back on the sofa, pretending to be really fainted.
"Gege, tell me quickly." Bai Su grabbed Mu Ge's arm, trying to drag him off the sofa, but was stopped by Li Na.
"Sister Li Na, why are you blinking your eyes so hard? What do you mean?" Li Na held Bai Su's jade hand, and kept winking at Bai Su, but Bai Su didn't think twice. I can immediately understand the meaning of Li Na's expressions and movements.
"You." Hearing this, Li Na really had the desire to faint. It seemed that the reflexes of goblins were not as strong as those of humans.
"Sister Bai Su, do you really not know? Or do you really not know? Don't you know that Mu Ge is eating your tofu?" Xiao Ye Zi stood beside her, and couldn't stand it any longer. Only then did he come out to disrupt the situation.
"Eat my tofu? Gege, you have learned to eat my tofu?" Bai Su couldn't help being angry when he heard this, he raised his fist and beat Mu Ge.After all, Bai Su is not very clear about many things about human beings, but she still has a little understanding about things like eating tofu between men and women.Now when she heard Xiao Yezi's reminder, she really felt a little bit annoyed.
"Bai Su, I know I was wrong, I will never eat tofu again." Mu Ge sat up helplessly from the sofa, raised his hands high, and made a gesture of willing to admit defeat, asking Bai Su to let him go.After all, he is really too sleepy now, he doesn't have any intention to play with Bai Su, he just wants to sleep well now, he is really too sleepy.
"It's more or less the same." Seeing this, Bai Su put down his powder fist, and it was like letting Mu Ge go.
"Sister Bai Su, you have been deceived by Mu Ge again. Is there something in his words? What did he say just now, I will never eat tofu again." What he meant by his words was that he would never eat tofu in the future. But Xiaozizi, who only eats you, fears that the world will not be chaotic, and gets mixed up between Mu Ge and Bai Su, constantly provoking discord, pushing Mu Ge into the abyss one after another.
Hearing this, Mu Ge's whole body trembled, and the drowsiness in his body was swept away immediately. He couldn't help but glared at Xiao Yezi viciously. Now he really felt more and more that Xiao Yezi was simply a copy of Bai Su, especially That nature of fearing that the world will not be chaotic is almost portrayed in the same mold as Bai Su.
"Gege, you are really looking for a fight." Bai Su said, and the powder fist hit Mu Ge's body again like a shower of raindrops.In other words, Bai Su is good at everything, but he can't stand the pincers of others and the cold wind. Now when he is stimulated by Xiao Yezi's words, although he knows in his heart that Xiao Yezi should be sowing discord, but she urgently needs it now. One step down, and such a step, naturally fell on Mu Ge, because among the people present, Mu Ge was undoubtedly the most suitable candidate for the step.
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, if you keep making trouble, it will be dawn? Don't you feel sleepy at all? If you don't feel sleepy, then you can continue to make trouble, right? Anyway, I'm sleepy, so I won't mess around with you guys anymore, I'm going to bed." Li Na is Li Na, always appearing at the most suitable time, at the most suitable place, always at the most suitable place When, say the most appropriate words.
"Sister Li Na, why are you jumping out in such a hurry? You give me the feeling that you are protecting Mu Ge? Didn't I tell you a long time ago? A man like Mu Ge, It's really unreliable, don't you know it's a devil's lair, and still keep jumping into it?" Xiao Yezi looked at Li Na meaningfully, and said something thought-provoking.
"You little girl talks too much, can't you stop me for a while?" Li Na gave Xiao Yezi a stern look.
"Okay, okay, really tired? I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, what do you want? That's your business, sorry I can't accompany you." Mu Ge yawned and stretched Lazy, and then lay straight on the sofa, narrowing his eyes.
"Gege, get up quickly, the matter has not been completely resolved, you can't sleep." Bai Su saw Mu Ge laying down with his clothes on again, looking like he was about to fall asleep immediately, she couldn't help being anxious, stretched out Yushou wanted to make Mu Ge angry again.
"Bai Su, what's the matter with you? Do you have anything to say? I think it's better to wait until tomorrow, after everyone has rested, and then we can have a good discussion."
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