Super life extension system

For many people, a new day starts with a "good morning", but for Qian Kun, every morning starts with a fight for a piece of bacon.

Qian Kun stared at Huo Qilin with angry eyes, and Huo Qilin also stared back at him, one person and one dog were all staring at a piece of bacon on the table, as if no one planned to let anyone go.

"Hmph, dead dog, eats my food and drinks my food all day long, and still doesn't let me get an injection, and now wants to eat my bacon, no way!" Qian Kun warned Huo Qilin.

"Wow, woof..." Huo Qilin was not to be outdone, barked twice pretending to be a dog, bared his fangs at Qian Kun, and let out a low growl like a demonstration.

"I said Xiaokun, why do you have trouble with Xiaoguai every morning?" The lunatic came out, grabbed a deep-fried dough stick, and said while eating.

Xiaoguai is the name given to Huo Qilin by the Holy Maiden of Liu Ying, because she always treats it like a dog, but Huo Qilin pretends to be very obedient in front of other people, just to get along with Qian Kun.

Qian Kun said unconvinced: "Where is it that I have trouble with it, it is obviously that it has trouble with me, I treat it with delicious food and drink, and it still stares at me!"

The lunatic finished eating a deep-fried dough stick, took two buns away, and was about to go out, "This is a matter between you, you can settle it in private. I have something to do today, so I'm going out for a stroll."

Qian Kun said dissatisfiedly: "Master Dao, my aunt is not here, are you just letting yourself go like this?"

"Hey, there's no way, if you can't find your other half, just find your own value. Besides, you and your aunt are eager to improve yourself, and I can't be too far behind."

Qian Kun knew that the lunatic must have gone to a place where no one was around to practice alone, so he didn't say anything else.

After the lunatic left, one person and one dog were still in a state of confrontation.

It is strange to say that Qian Kun obviously learned the beast control technique, but it seems that after entering the advanced stage of beast control technique, it is not as easy to use as the primary and intermediate stages. It may be because after entering the advanced stage, Qian Kun can interact with divine beasts. Let's communicate freely.

"I said dead dog. You have been eating and drinking at my house for almost a month, and you have not contributed at all. How dare you continue to eat and drink for nothing?"

Unexpectedly, Huo Qilin said in a voice that only Qian Kun could comprehend: "Stupid human beings, this old man is a beast of the Three Realms. It is your blessing to be able to eat and live at your house. Don't get cheap and act like a good boy."

"Hehe, divine beast? With your current appearance, who would recognize you as a divine beast? How about I send you to the scientific research institute so that your true colors can be known, so that I won't be wronged by staying in my house every day pretending to be a dog!"

Fire Qilin has a human-like IQ, so he naturally knows what will happen once he enters a scientific research institute.

It immediately changed its words cleverly, "How about, like a real dog, I will be your pet and take care of your house as a reward for you?"

"No, we have nothing to steal at home. Besides, I'm on vacation now, so I don't need you to come and see the house."

Huo Qilin also guessed what Qian Kun meant, "But you stabbed me with that acupuncture, it really hurts. Besides, I'm not a real human being, even if you understand the acupuncture points on my body, it won't help you strengthen your acupuncture skills." help."

Hearing what Huo Qilin said, Qian Kun felt that there was something to be said: "Hey, actually, you don't have to worry, I just started to practice, and after I have experience, it won't hurt so much. Besides, you are a beast , even if it is pricked, it will recover soon.

And this thing is not necessarily bad for you, but also good.For example, you can treat your gastrointestinal problems and the decline of kidney function. Don't think I can't see it. You, a beast that has lived for so long, also has some physical problems. "

Huo Qilin saw that he couldn't let it go, so he hesitated and said: "Then it's agreed in advance that only one piercing is allowed a day, no more. And in return, I will eat bones and pork liver at least once a week as compensation."

"make a deal!"

One person, one beast formally reached a verbal agreement, and Qian Kun cheerfully began to inject needles on Huo Qilin's body.

Just halfway through the piercing, Zhang Ling opened the door and walked in.

After becoming Qian Kun's girlfriend, Zhang Ling also had a key to Qian Kun's home. After the holiday, Zhang Ling also found a part-time job as a tutor, not far from Qian Kun's home. I like to visit Qian Kun's house, and I like to go to Qian Kun's house for dinner.

"Qian Kun, I bought some pork and flour, shall we make dumplings for lunch?" Zhang Ling came in with a big bag of things, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Qian Kun giving the fire unicorn a needle.

Huo Qilin immediately pretended to be a dog and went to sniff at Zhang Ling's feet. Zhang Ling saw the dog tied up like a hedgehog, and said in a distressed tone: "Little boy, why did you become like this? gone?"

Huo Qilin sobbed a few words on purpose, pretending to be cute and pitiful.

"Qian Kun, are you bullying Xiaoguai again?"

"Lingling, don't be fooled by this guy's superficial skills. You bastard, didn't you say it well just now?" Qian Kun couldn't imagine that he was being played by a unicorn.

Xiaoguai turned to look at him, and stuck out his tongue at Qian Kun, which meant to say: Stupid human being, how can I just play tricks on you?
Qian Kun was furious, "Bastard, let's see how I will deal with you?"

After finishing speaking, he chased after the dog, wanting to kick its ass hard.

Xiaoguai immediately hid behind Zhang Ling cleverly, and the two of them quarreled with each other for a while before it was over.

Qian Kun was reprimanded by Zhang Ling, and he was not allowed to abuse the dog any more; while Xiaoguai also had a needle not long ago, and then hid in a corner where no one was around and went to sleep.

Qian Kun and Zhang Ling were the only two left in the house. In order to show off Zhang Ling, Qian Kun deliberately prevented her from entering the kitchen and planned to make dumplings himself.

He has the qualifications of an intermediate chef, so his cooking skills are not for him!Small things like making dumplings can be done in minutes, so why do you need a girlfriend to do it?

Qian Kun was in the kitchen kneading noodles in full swing, when someone knocked on the door suddenly, Zhang Ling opened the door, saw Milan standing in the doorway, her expression sank slightly.

Frankly speaking, Zhang Ling also thinks that she is good enough, but compared with Milan, she always feels that there is a slight difference.Milan is considered a strong career woman, she has the charm of a mature woman, and has the time and wisdom that Zhang Ling does not have. The most troublesome thing for her is that Milan seems to have a good impression of her boyfriend Qian Kun .

Milan, however, was completely unaware of Zhang Ling's jealousy. He just smiled at Zhang Ling, walked straight in, and said as soon as he came, "Qian Kun, I have a big news here, are you interested in joining it?"

"What big news?" Qian Kun asked casually.

"More than a dozen young children have disappeared this month. Is this considered big news? Besides, I still have clues about the disappearance of young children."

"Oh, if you have any clues, please call the police as soon as possible. Maybe the police will reward you for providing clues."

Milan immediately showed a displeasure expression, "Qian Kun, why are you pretending to be stupid with me? Do you know why I came to you? If you don't help me, be careful that I will reveal your little secret..."

"Okay, okay, can I still promise you?" Qian Kun completely convinced the female reporter, knowing that nothing good will happen when he sees her.

But Zhang Ling heard half of it, and immediately asked Qian Kun: "What little secret do you have?"

"Hey, she was talking nonsense." Qian Kun embarrassedly perfunctory.

But Zhang Ling was not happy, why did other women know about her boyfriend's little secret, but she didn't?

"Hmph, is there anything you can't tell me? Are you still making it so secretive?"