super part-time master

"Let's shoot the distant view, side view, don't let people see that we are men disguised as women." The net guide said while struggling in the water.

"Those ignorant little girls like this episode, and Lin Fei is shot straight, and the male one needs to be three-dimensional and taller! The camera keeps up." The network guide went into a state of madness.

Those photographers couldn't be as excited as the director.Their attitude is, if you can take pictures, you can take pictures, and if you can't take pictures, forget it.

What's more, they don't have any beautiful women here.

A web drama in which beautiful women need to pretend to be, and they all feel that this company is really poor.

And the photographers were not very excited.

Originally, the photographers hired by Phantom Company were not the most professional, but they didn't take the photos seriously.

When the people who supervised the screen saw the horrific scenes on the small TV, they couldn't help it, and kept yelling "cut".

However, the director seems to have more to say, he played crazy in the water.

The director holds the water in the palm of his hand one by one, and then gently throws it into the air.His body took a very strange and distorted shape with the splash of water.

"Director, is it you acting or me acting?" Lin Ming stood in the water, looking helplessly at the gorgeous director.

A scout might be a normal guy.

He pulled Lin Ming aside, and then said: "Lin Ming, you just need to let him calm down for a while. When he has had a good time, he will accept it automatically."

Lin Ming didn't feel that his time was being wasted seriously.

On the contrary, don't they feel distressed that their company's resources were consumed by such a director?
"You still speak for him? He spent your company's money."

The scout foolishly thought for a while after hearing Lin Ming's words, then he nodded his head and said, "Yes, that's true."

Lin Ming was surprised, did this person actually figure it out now?

However, although he has made a big step forward in thinking, he still has nothing to do with his actual actions.

They all saw that the director was still there, immersed in his own world.

He asked almost with all his strength: "Don't you guys fire him? With such a sloppy style, your company hasn't closed down yet?"

The scout blinked his eyes, and then said to Lin Ming: "But you still have to finish filming this movie, after all, we also took your makeup photos."

Oh my god, you have to finish filming this movie before you can leave?
"How long will you be filming?"

Lin Ming asked in despair.

"We will shoot ten episodes in total, about one episode every two or three days, so you can figure it out yourself." The scout said this disapprovingly, but Lin Ming had already made up his mind to run away.

He wouldn't spend such a long time with these people who don't know what to say!
"Oh!" Lin Ming apparently agreed to the scout.

But Lin Ming felt that tonight he must run away from the set.He didn't know exactly where he went, but anyway, he didn't want to stay here anymore!
I don't know what time it is, the director finally stopped being happy.

Lin Ming, who was idle, had already eaten more than a dozen snow bars.His stomach was about to explode.

"Yo, are you finally going to start filming?" Lin Ming didn't know where he got the mood to tease.

The director seemed to become a little more normal when he was about to film.

"Okay, let's take a shot."

Director, you finally said that.Lin Ming felt like he had waited hundreds of years for this sentence!

The next shot was to shoot Lin Ming eating food stalls.

Lin Ming read this script as if he said that he ate a worm in a food stall, and when he got angry, he knocked down the whole shop.

After he finished reviewing the script, he looked up and found that the food stall scene had already been set up.

"Everyone is in your place, everyone is in your place." The on-site guide has already started calling everyone to gather!
Lin Ming thought to himself, fortunately he glanced at the script just now, otherwise he would have forgotten the lines.

A staff member found Lin Ming and pulled him to one of the seats.

"Lin Fei, sit here."

Just as Lin Ming sat down, he found a bowl of soup in front of him.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

Is he really going to eat worms out of this soup?
"Action!" the director shouted.

Action was the only thing to do. Lin Ming's heart was in a mess, and the hands holding the chopsticks were trembling non-stop.

Lin Ming didn't know whether it was more terrifying to film in front of many people, or eating worms from a bowl.

Anyway, his mentality is a little unstable now.

Not knowing the taste of food was Lin Ming's only feeling at the moment.

"Hey, this noodles are really delicious!" Lin Ming said idiot lines while pouring noodles into his mouth.

This side has no taste at all!This is really special noodle soup for filming.

Lin Ming stirred it with chopsticks quickly without everyone noticing it, his heart beat a little fast.

Meeting a bug for the first time is always a little bit emotional.

"Ouch, I'm going, my heart will be broken." When Lin Ming picked out a prop bug from the bowl, he secretly said a word happily.

But the sense of drama must be strong and real!
Lin Ming raised the prop worm and shouted: "There are worms in the soup, what should the boss do?"

The owner of the food stall is an online guide, he put on a show and said, "This is our store's specialty. It's okay, 666."

Nima, an online director who has multiple roles, really loves to act, so he added drama and lyrics to act!
"Oh, is it your house's specialty to eat worms? I have a bad temper." Lin Ming borrowed his strength from acting, and started smashing, overturning people and tables to the ground!
Originally, the webmaster wanted to continue to play, but Lin Ming threw him to the ground and beat him up violently.

That strange online guide was stunned.He yelled: "This is acting, how can you really hit me." Before he finished speaking, he slapped his face and slapped him down.

QiPai's network guide covered his face that was red from the fan: "Hurry up and hold him, this guy must be crazy."

People who eat melons are not afraid of big things.It's all for the sake of being annoying, and I really want to beat the webmaster, but it's just for no reason.Just pretending to fight on the side: "The acting is realistic! This is the real actor! This is what a good actor is like, and the director Wang is even better, as if he was really beaten! Good. Good. Good!"

Lin Ming's heart was filled with success.I thought to myself, I've been aggrieved for a long time, let's see if I don't get shit out today!

Another chair flew out and hit the net guide!

Lin Ming walked up to the net guide again, pulled the net guide's collar fiercely and said viciously: "Is it your house's specialty that you have worms? Tell me, come on! You come to eat, you give me this worm, If you don’t give it to me today, next year today will be your memorial day! Did you hear me!”

"Lin Fei, this is acting! Have you forgotten?" the webmaster begged.

"Yes, I'm acting now! Eat quickly, if you don't eat, I'll hit you until your lungs bleed! Hurry up." Lin Ming slapped him again.

The web guide was completely frightened. In order not to be beaten again, he went to find the prop worm that fell on the ground, and swallowed it with a bang.

The webmaster cried and fainted at the scene.Hahaha.

"Crack." The scout also yelled: "This scene is over once, it's too realistic, and the effect is very good!"

At this moment, the webmaster was furious and yelled, "If you change the male lead, you must change! If you don't change, I will stop investing!"

It turns out that this wonderful online guide is still an investor.No wonder it's so bad that it can still stand!In this world, if you have money, you can do it.

Originally, Lin Ming didn't intend to serve him, but now the web guide is determined to change people, which is exactly what he wants.

Lin Ming also pretended to be reluctant to leave and said, "Director Wang, acting is all about realistic effects! You can ask everyone, what is wrong with my acting, can we do it all over again!"

"Do it again, and beat me up again? Get out, get out immediately, non-stop." Qi Pa's swollen face deformed with anger.

"The talent scout has to remove my arm positioning system before it's over! And my salary!" Lin Ming said.

Lin Ming found out that after investing in the network guide, he had to pay back the wages he had given up!
"Finance, oh, forget it, how much do you want? Salary? Just for these two days, I'll give you one thousand, get out!" Wang Dao was so angry that he didn't want to see Lin Ming for a minute, so he threw the money at him. he.

No matter how crazy scouts are, they don't want money!The rich man said he didn't want this male number one anymore, so he had no choice but to go to Lin Ming's side and cancel his positioning system.

Lin Ming took three steps and turned around, pretending to be reluctant to part, and left Phantom Company!hey-hey.

After going on for a long time, Lin Ming has already held three jobs, and there are seven jobs left, hey.

Lin Ming decided to have a drink to relieve his stress!
Lin Ming took the money and wandered around.

At this moment, a beautiful and charming woman came towards him.

"Handsome guy, are you alone? Are you in a bad mood?" the woman asked.

Lin Ming had always been on the defensive, but when he saw that she was a beautiful woman with a pure, sweet and elegant temperament, his inner defense immediately dropped to zero.

"Yes, physically and mentally exhausted." Lin Ming said.

"Oh, this will affect your health, you should relax! Don't let the pressure be too much!" The beauty persuaded.

"Recommend me, where can I relax my mind?" Lin Ming said with a smile.

"Follow me, I'll take you for a drink!" the beauty warmly invited.But the delicate face is still slightly shy.

"Let's go!" Lin Ming thought to himself that I'm a man and I don't have much money!Where can I be fooled.Anyway, it's not better to be alone with a beautiful woman now.Lin Ming regarded himself as a dead pig.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, it hits it off.

The two were like a blind date, and the woman took him to a karaoke room not far away.

The woman asked for a room, and the two entered the room to sing!
"What should we drink?" the woman asked Lin Ming timidly.

Although Lin Ming was a college student, he probably knew what was going on as soon as he stepped into the karaoke place!This sister is selling wine.

Lin Ming didn't point it out, he felt that pointing it out would be useless to both parties.He just wanted to find a place to unwind.

But what made Lin Ming curious was the shy state that this beauty showed from time to time.He felt that since he was a salesman, how could he be so shy, it would not be difficult to do business!
"What do you want to drink, you have ordered it." Lin Ming thought to himself how expensive could a drink be?Just play crazy and pretend to be an uncle at ease once.