crawl out of hell an app

After finishing a day's internship as a band conductor, I lay on the bed, holding my mobile phone and watching Xiaowangxiao.

Before I knew it, it was late at night.

Seeing the wonderful things, a dialog box popped up for me inexplicably.

What is even more irritating is that this dialog box has no option to close.

I had to look carefully at the dialog box, and there was a line of text on it: "Hi, I am a ghost born on the same day, the same year as you, and our five elements match, and we are destined to be nobles!"

Damn, what kind of routine is this!
"Did you fall into the sewer and drown after a car accident?"

"You play like this, does your mother know?"

I replied angrily!
"I'm not joking. I'm a programmer. I was killed by a woman three days ago. For revenge, I developed a brand new app these days, which can connect qualified people and ghosts. You are the first a person using the system!"

"I'm rough, I'm so lucky, you are so arrogant, can you tell me the lottery numbers tomorrow?"

I jokingly replied.

"I also want to know, this is my long-cherished wish!"

"In the middle of the night, how boring you are, tell me, what is your purpose?"

I replied helplessly, I was a little sleepy, and I didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore!
"I said before that we are each other's nobles, you help me avenge, and I will help you get rich!"

"If you continue to talk nonsense, I will scold you!"

I'm a little out of breath!
"If you really don't believe me, go to this website and download and install the app I developed, and you will understand!"

"I'll fuck you!"

I cursed viciously!
"You still don't believe me, do you? Search the Internet for the name Hu Yifeng!"

Seeing this reply, I really searched it, and the results are as follows: According to reliable sources from the public security department, the body of the Audi A8 salvaged from the moat was confirmed to be Hu Yifeng, the chief engineer of Tianxun Technology who had been missing for many days!

Search again: Hu Yifeng, born on July 1993, 7!
Who the hell is this spoofing, he was born in the same year, the same month and the same day as me, is this trying to kill me?
Absolute acquaintance!
I started to use my brain. Usually, I have no grudges or grudges with anyone, but I don't get along well with the flutist Zhao Wei. Could it be that this bastard is playing tricks on me?

"Don't make wild guesses that this is a prank. I am really Hu Yifeng. If you download the app I developed, it will further confirm my words!"

Another message came, still urging me to download that inexplicable app.

"Okay, I'll go! If this is just a means of promotion, I greet your ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Click on the link he sent, and see a very ordinary app with a pure black icon.

Only 9 megabytes in size and no name.

Click to download, it is completed very quickly, and it is automatically installed without waiting for me to do any further operations.

Curious and suspicious, I clicked the pure black icon, and the app started running immediately, and the entire phone screen was completely black in an instant.

Then, it's so fucking bad, a young man with an extremely obscene and sloppy appearance appeared!

He also waved at me and smiled.

I suddenly understood, this can't be a social software for gay friends, right?

He also spoke: "Hello, my name is Hu Yifeng, now this app carries my soul, don't think it's a spoof anymore, I am indeed a ghost now, I need your help, I need revenge !"

"What kind of live streaming software is this?" I asked suspiciously.

"Live broadcast software, let you see the power of the human-ghost fusion system and the Dao Zhengtu system I developed!" The wretched man said, opened his mouth and sprayed, and I saw a cloud of white gas spit out from his mouth.

After that, I didn't feel any change. I'm going to scold you, this mysterious guy!

But I hold the phone in my left hand, and I want to click on the phone screen with my right hand, but no matter how I click on the screen with my right hand, my eyes clearly see that the click is on, but the fingers of my right hand feel that what I clicked is air, not the phone, I was shocked!
I thought I was hallucinating, so I hurriedly got up from the bed and wanted to go to the bathroom to wash my face. I saw the slippers right in front of the bed, but no matter how I stretched out my feet, I couldn't touch them. It was futile to reach out to get them.

"This is the energy flow of ghosts hitting the wall. Your surroundings have been controlled by the energy flow of ghosts hitting the wall. There is a huge gap between the image you see and the actual object. This is also what the folks often say about ghosts hitting the wall. Now through the system I developed It can be realized, do you believe it?" The wretched man showed off triumphantly.

"You are so powerful, why do you want me to help you avenge?" I began to feel chills all over my body.

"Because if you want that woman to be punished, you must use evidence from the human world. Only humans can obtain evidence from the human world. Well, let me withdraw this ghost-beating energy flow for you first. In the future, you can extract various energy flows from the system." , use it like I do, any mage is bullshit in front of you, think about it, is it cool!" The obscene man's words were full of temptation.

"I won't do it. I can't afford to mess with ghosts, nor can I mess with murderers!" I yelled hysterically.

I uninstalled you first, and then I realized that I can't quit this program, and I feel even more frustrated, so I just shut it down, I shut it down!

Fortunately, the shutdown went smoothly!

I let out a long sigh of relief, but my eyes widened in an instant!

That damned wretched man actually appeared on the screen that was turned off, and he smiled at me again!

day!
I rushed out of bed to the bathroom, picked up my phone, and threw it straight down the toilet.

Flushing, flushing desperately!

I couldn't flush it away, the phone was too big, I picked up the mop next to it, and smashed the phone in the toilet with the mop pole.

Finally broke and washed away!

Minecraft is back to normal, just pity my phone!Poor my toilet!

But I can't sleep anymore, it's so scary, I turn on all the lights in the house.

It was just dawn outside, so I rushed out immediately, I didn't dare to stay any longer, let's go to the band, there are so many people in the band!

Do you know that it was just past five o'clock in the morning, and the cold wind in late autumn made me shiver in the cold in my silk pajamas.

But I dare not go back and change, it's too miserable!
To make matters worse, the cleaners on the street looked at me like I was insane.

I didn't bring my wallet, I didn't bring anything!
Just like this, I walked to the band ten kilometers away. At this moment, I felt that the band I didn't like before became the source of all my courage!

In the midst of hunger and cold, I came to the orchestra, but the door has not yet opened.

I wait, this is better than home too!

Our band director was the first to come to the orchestra and was taken aback to see me.

I hurriedly explained: "I came out in a hurry, I forgot to change my clothes!"

"You're sleepy. It's only 07:30. It's not too late for you to come out of the house. If I didn't catch up with the documents, I wouldn't be so early!"

"Director, borrow some money, I'll change into clothes and have a meal!"

"It's something, okay, if you don't tell me, I won't ask, you take the money!" The director took out a stack of cash from his bag and handed it to me.

I am very grateful to take it, and it is about 2000 yuan.

I found a small shop that opened early, bought some clothes and changed, and then had breakfast.

My mobile phone was smashed by me, and the SIM card was not taken out.

Or buy a mobile phone first, and then add a card.

In any store, I spent 500 yuan and bought a low-end mobile phone.

While pressing the power button, I wondered how to make up the card without my ID card?
As soon as I turned it on, fuck him MMP, that damn, no, the dead wretched man appeared on the screen of the phone.

I shook my little hand and the phone fell directly to the ground.

I didn't dare to pick it, and ran away as if I was running away.

But there are so many good people in this society!
A big brother picked up my phone, and Sa Yazi chased me, yelling, "Big brother, you lost your phone!"

"Send it to you!"

"No, you won't get paid for nothing!"

Hey, I'm going, he caught up with me, forced the phone into my hand, and patted me on the shoulder coolly when he was done, and said to me, "You're welcome, everyone is a brother!"

do you know?
Brother, brother, I want to die with you!
You and the dead wretched man are in the same group!

I looked at the screen, and the wretched man said to me: "Actually, it's useless for you to throw away your mobile phone. Unless you don't use any electronic products in your life, I will appear, because our souls match, and you downloaded the text I wrote. Soul program, we have been bound together by the soul program in this life!"

"And the system can choose you completely because of your good fortune. When you use the system in the future, you will be as omnipotent as a great mage. Those mages can only use spells that sing, dance, and burn talismans. You just need to open your phone and click on the app , extract the energy flow to your body and spit it out lightly, you can do better than those mages!"

"The energy flow of the ghost hitting the wall can make you let anyone encounter the ghost hitting the wall at any time, and you can do whatever you want; You have worked hard for ten years..."

"Brother, what are you going to do? Everyone is a straight man, why bother to make things difficult for a straight man!" Listening to the wretched man's endless talk, I couldn't help but interrupt him, pleading with tears in my eyes.

"Brother, don't be like this. We were born in the same year, the same month, and the same day. Don't you think that we are as close as twins? And we can help each other! As long as you help me prove your ability this time, it will prove that you are fully qualified to use human ghosts." Combined, Dao Zhengtu system, you are the invincible archmage!"