crawl out of hell an app

When Yueying got off work, I drove to pick her up. Yueying walked to my car, opened the door and sat in the passenger seat. Suddenly, the left rear door was opened, and the bamboo pole got into the car.

"Master, what shall we have for dinner tonight? I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore!" Zhugan said with a chuckle: "Master, let's have a romantic dinner together, Master will not mind!"

Damn it, how did you find this weird thing?
By the way, he installed a location tracker on my car.

Damn, how did I forget this chap!

"Get out of the car!" I yelled.

"Master, I'm actually very cute and pitiful. I lost my mother when I was three years old, and my father when I was four years old. I lived my life by begging for all kinds of food. I have never felt the love of my relatives, but As soon as I saw the kind faces of Master and Mistress, I felt like family and home! I have never felt like this before, Mistress..."

As the bamboo pole was talking, a tear came down like rain, sobbing so hard!

"Go to hell, didn't you just say that you should honor your parents, haven't you seen them for a while?" I roared angrily.

"I'm talking about I haven't been to their graves for a long time, and I gave them money!" Zhugan said while touching his tears and snot.

Whoops, I'm so angry, didn't you curse me to death this morning too!
Yueying looked at me a little at a loss, I showed a bitter look, and Yueying looked at the bamboo pole curiously.

The bamboo pole immediately became lively, and one eye could shine brightly, and he said incessantly: "Master, I will follow Master and you, there is no need to worry at all, I am very easy to support, you see I am so thin, I eat very little, and I usually have a little leftover." Rice can last a day, and don’t look at me eating less and being thin, but I can work. I can carry a hundred catties of rice and leave. If you don’t like rice, I can carry fifty catties of flour. Just go, oh, Mrs., you must be thinking about how the flour is [-] catties less than the rice, so Mrs., I think the flour is stronger than the rice, and they are tightly surrounded, not like the gaps between the grains of rice Larger, resulting in lighter weight, so the weight of fifty catties of flour is about the same as one hundred catties of rice..."

Yueying couldn't help but chuckle lightly.

This time the bamboo pole became more energetic, and continued to speak in vernacular: "Master, seeing you smile, in fact, I smile for Mrs. Bo. As the saying goes, a smile is less than ten years old, and I will let you return to the innocence era after a few times, Mrs...."

"Shut up!" I yelled, "If you want to sit in this car, shut up and don't say another word!"

"I will absolutely shut up, master, don't be angry, it's very simple for you to want me to shut up, master, you old man just give me an order, don't be angry, your voice is not good for your voice, any louder may tear your vocal cords... ..."

I picked up a roll of tape, tore off one strip, and directly glued the mouth of the bamboo pole tightly.

The world finally returned to peace, what a beautiful evening.

"Yo, yo, yo, what do you say now, who swallowed the dog, do you feel that my nagging is actually very wonderful, if you want to dance to my rhythm, I will tell you how to get rid of it. His tracker, but you always want to be lingering and gentle, I will let you rot with him now..."

Damn Hu Yifeng, I'm going crazy, he gloated and rapped in my ear!

I drove to the Golden Eagle Fund Building, and I wanted to see what kind of tricks Liao Jingjing was going to play.

As soon as Yueying and I walked into the lobby of the building, a hostess greeted us with a smile, and then led us to the nineteenth floor.Get out of the elevator on the nineteenth floor and arrive at the top floor of the building.

The bamboo pole always followed behind with tape on its mouth.

I saw that the roof on the top floor was empty, and I looked curiously at the hostess lady, but I didn't expect that the hostess suddenly waved her hand, and countless stars flashed from her hand.

"The one who swallowed the dog, this Miss Manners is Liao Jingjing!" Hu Yifeng reminded me in my ear.

When our attention was all attracted by the starlight, the roof suddenly expanded, and another half of the same size area appeared. There were Liao Shasha, Yuan Zifeng, and even Yuan Gang, but Liao Jingjing's father did not appear.

"Are you surprised?" Liao Jingjing said proudly, "It's just a close-up magic trick!"

"Just now she used a special curtain to cover the other half of the roof!" Hu Yifeng explained again.

"So you just want us to watch a magic trick?" I asked quietly.

"I want you to watch a magic trick exactly like you did before!" Liao Jingjing said confidently.

"Damn it, if it wasn't for Jingjing, I would have been cheated by you, you damned liar, but luckily the child in Sasha's belly is still there!" Yuan Zifeng walked up to me and said arrogantly.

"The child in Liao Shasha's womb is you, whether it is born or what, I will never ask!" I said lightly.

"But you put enough pressure on me!" Liao Shasha walked over and looked at me with resentful eyes and said coldly.

"I never gave you any pressure about the fate of you and your children!" I remained calm.

"Tonight, I want to expose your background, and I want to find out how you bribed Hong Yang!" Yuan Gang also said.

"Okay, are you going to kick me? But Liao Jingjing's magic doesn't seem to have shocked me yet!" I glanced at them with disdain and said.

"Idiot, take care of yourself!" Liao Jingjing snorted coldly, "I'll smash your face into pieces in a moment, and let your liar's sinful face be exposed to the world!"

"Sister, give my sister a good sigh of relief and tell him that there are people in our Yuan family who are not so easy to be bullied!" Liao Shasha gnashed her teeth and shouted.

"My good sister, give out my brother-in-law, and even your unborn nephew!" Yuan Zifeng looked at Liao Jingjing expectantly.

"I'll reward you with 500 million yuan soon!" Yuan Gang said boldly.

"Oh, let me go!" shouted as he tore off the tape on his mouth like a bamboo pole, "Why are you bullying my master? I know my master's ability, otherwise can I hug my master's thigh tightly? If you want Talking about it, I'm going to start practicing with you, if you come to the real thing, why do you talk so much nonsense, this slap in the face and that slap in the face, why don't you talk about it, if you can't slap my master in the face, what should my master do with you ? If you want to vent your anger and play your temper, I think it’s all farting, because you are bound to lose, or should you tell us in advance what to do if you lose?”

"Who the hell are you? Here, do you have the status to speak? I just saw a tape on your mouth and thought it was performance art. Now I know that the tape is used to catch shit. Diapers!" Yuan Zifeng said in a very hurt way.