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I was speechless and choked, looking at the blue sky with tearful eyes!
Where does this make sense?
The accusation that the Daoist Alliance gave me is a big pervert who doesn't let any beauties go!

Now Bamboo Pole and Thin Monkey are worried that I will rob them of their girlfriends, so I want to buy a piece of tofu, so I'll beat them to death!
It's so wronged, I looked at the bamboo pole and the skinny monkey, wishing I could bite the two bastards to death one by one, and asked me to promise not to steal his girlfriend, what do you think of me?

What about my personality?Where is my dignity?Do I still have the demeanor of my elders?

No, I have to rectify my name, I am not a big pervert, my character is very righteous!
"Shouhou, just bring your girlfriend here, and I promise to show the attitude of an elder!" I gritted my teeth and let tears flow to my heart. I have to bear this grievance, because I know that if I don't bear this grievance, there is no way for me Justify yourself.

As long as I meet Thin Monkey's girlfriend and their relationship remains the same afterwards, does it prove that I am a gentleman?

"Master promise?" Zhugan shouted.

"Master promise?" The thin monkey asked for the bamboo pole almost at the same time.

"I promise!" I tried to nod my head, my heart was bleeding from pain.

The thin monkey immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey, Weiwei, come here quickly and see my master right away. I tell you to be more serious. Can the matter between me and you be successful? Whether I can get my parents' approval depends on my master's words!"

"Yes, it's really my master. He has great abilities! I won't say much about this, come quickly, you must be serious when you see my master, you must be serious, my master is very strict, if you are not serious, my master will Will beat people!"

"I'll send you the location right away, take a taxi, remember to be fast, success or failure depends on it!"

Zhugan ended the call, sent a WeChat message, and then looked at me in fear.

I'm so angry, I walked up to the thin monkey and picked up his collar.

"Shouhou, don't worry, Master will definitely let you rest assured!" I said viciously.

"Master, in fact, we believe in you, and those women are the ones who worry about you! Look at your jade tree facing the wind, the key is that when you raise your hand, the rain turns into a cloud. We are in front of you, and we have no chance to face any woman!" Zhugan smirked. said.

"Do you have a girlfriend too?" I suddenly asked Zhugan with a twitch in my heart.

"Master, you are amazing! They are classmates!" Zhu Gan replied with a smirk.

"I'm going, aren't you guys teaming up to ruin female college students?" I sighed.

"Master, why are you talking like that, it's a very pure love story between us!" the thin monkey shouted, poking its neck.

"Master, don't think that our character is not good, we are actually very good!" Zhu Gan hurriedly defended himself.

"Like this, why don't you let them come together, and I'll check in on your girlfriend too?" I said to Zhugan, deliberately showing a smirk.

"No, Master, I forgot to tell you. My teacher's wife, two grandpas, two grandmas, and my aunt have all met my girlfriend. They are all satisfied and praise my girlfriend for being kind and generous. Beautiful, nice person!" Zhu Gan said triumphantly.

Fuck me, this is intentionally leaving me alone. My parents, mother-in-law and father-in-law have all seen it, so they are on guard against me!

"Zhugan, I know who you are talking about, but can you tell me who is your aunt?" I asked curiously.

"It's Shi Niang's younger sister, my grandma and your mother-in-law's newly adopted youngest daughter!" Zhu Gan asked in a questioning tone.

Fuck me, that bastard Bamboo Pole is too hardworking and considerate!
"I'm very strange, how did my parents meet your girlfriend?" I asked again.

"Master took Master's wife to visit the two old people in his car!" replied the thin monkey.

"You also followed?" I stared at the thin monkey.

"Yeah, I took my girlfriend with me by the way!" Shouhou took it for granted.

This pair of bastards broke my heart, Fanglang didn't take such trouble!
I turned around and went back to the house. I found a bottle of spirits, opened it, found a red wine glass, filled it up, and gulped it down.

Sad, sad, hurt my self-esteem too much!
What do these two bastards think of me?

How can I have the face to face people in the future, I might as well just bang my head to death, these two bastards, what did I owe them in my previous life?
Revenge me so much in this life, one keeps calling me master, and the other keeps calling me master, so they are disciples and grandchildren, they are simply debtors!
The debt they want is my self-esteem!
Gudong, I drank it dry in another gulp, it made me so hot!

Yue Ying came out of the bedroom, saw me drinking alone, and looked at me in confusion.

"What's the matter, Lin?" Yueying sat beside me, leaning gently on my shoulder.

"For the sake of self-esteem, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return home!" I filled another glass of wine.

"What's the matter? What did the two of them tell you? Are you so sad?" Yue Ying looked at me distressed.

"It's okay!" I used the energy flow of the awakening technique to wake myself up completely.

I looked at Yueying and smiled, then looked at Yueying as if nothing had happened.

"Just now I was overwhelmed by the good news about bamboo poles and thin monkeys. I feel deeply guilty. I didn't care enough for them. They have brought their girlfriends to see you and your parents from afar!" I pretended to blame myself said.

"I've seen it before, the bamboo pole girlfriend is very good, but there is always something in the eyes of the skinny monkey girlfriend, which makes me feel very uneasy!" Yueying replied.

"What do you mean?" I looked at Yueying.

"You can tell at a glance, I believe in you, and what I'm talking about is just a woman's intuition!" Yueying responded.

"Honey, I trust your vision!" I laughed.

"Of course, look at how good the husband I found!" Yueying said proudly.

It's my Yueying's words that make me feel very comfortable, my good wife is so kind!

Bamboo pole and thin monkey returned to the house at this time, and saw the wine and wine glass in front of me.

"Master, this is because we are happy, you just want to celebrate, why don't you celebrate with us?" Zhugan said.

"Yes, master, let's celebrate together!" The thin monkey also echoed.

There are ten thousand monsters surging in my heart, so if these two bastards don't piss me off, I'm lucky.

Looking at the two bastards, Bamboo Pole and Thin Monkey, I suddenly thought of Taoist Meditation again, and I remembered a sentence that is that if God treats you badly in one place, it will definitely make up for you in another place; That is, if God treats you favorably in one place, it will definitely torment you in another!

God gave me a group of beauties, and then created a group of strange women to surround me and torment me!