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Yueying walked to my side, looked at the bamboo pole and the thin monkey, and didn't know what to say, but fortunately Yueying was a woman after all, she was careful and knew how to comfort others.

"Okay, they are not your fate, and you will definitely meet your fate in the future!" Yue Ying comforted.

"Master, why am I so far behind Master?" Zhu Gan cried.

"Grandma, compared to master, I'm like shit!" Shouhou was even more sad.

"Don't cry, there are many women, there must be a fate for you!" I comforted.

"Impossible, I don't care about appearance anymore, she doesn't even like me!" Zhu Gan cried even more sadly!
"Money really can't buy sincerity!" Skinny Monkey looked desperate.

Looking at this sad couple, I knew the best thing to do was to let them cry enough to calm down.

I signaled Yue Ying to go out with me, and let the two of them end this relationship by themselves!
"Are they okay?" Yue Ying asked me worriedly when she came to sit down in the living room.

"Don't worry, they will be fine!" I said lightly.

"I think they are very sad!" Yueying responded.

"Wife, do you think there are thick-skinned people in the world? Impossible, thick-skinned people won't be heartbroken!" I replied with a slight smile.

"Well, they really have thick skins!" Yue Ying said with a smile.

I looked at Yueying, my heart fluttered, and I couldn't help but picked her up, but just as I picked her up, I saw the bamboo pole and the thin monkey walking into the living room, and I had to put Yueying down again.

"You two stopped crying? I thought why would you cry for a while longer!" I joked.

"Master, I understand completely this time!" Zhu Gan replied wiping away tears.

"Master, I also fully understand!" Shouhou also said firmly.

"Understand what?" I was a little baffled!
"Master, it is absolutely impossible for a man not to be strong, but a woman cannot be restrained. Look at such a beautiful and perfect woman, Master, who is so devoted to Master. Even Master can't drive her away. Why? That's because Master is strong, so I also To become stronger, to be as powerful as Master! Then I also want to have my own aura like Master, to overwhelm all women!" Zhu Gan replied, showing a rare determination on his face.

"Master, it is absolutely impossible for a man to rely on money alone. A person who can buy a woman with money can't win her heart. Look at Grandma Master, what a perfect woman, she is absolutely devoted to Master, so I also want to be like Master." I will also become stronger, so I beg my master, please teach me my skills!" The thin monkey said seriously.

"Master, you have to take up the responsibility of a master, you have to teach me skills, and I have to learn from you!" Zhu Gan echoed.

I glanced at Yueying, and Yueying looked at me affectionately.

"Honey, are you dead set on me?" I asked Yueying.

"We are determined, we have all the certificates!" Yueying replied.

"Did you hear that, my wife is so devoted to me because we have obtained the certificate!" After speaking, I pulled Yueying up and left.

Let me teach you skills, I don't know who to learn from!

"Master, you can't do this!" The bamboo pole rushed in front of me and hugged my thigh tightly.

The bastard Skinny Monkey was indeed Zhu Gan's apprentice, he followed suit and threw himself in front of me and hugged my other leg tightly.

You bastard, doesn't this make me go crazy?Even if you force me to death, I can't teach you anything!
I glanced at Yueying, who had a helpless expression on her face.

I let out a long sigh, thinking to myself what should I do?I suddenly thought of a person, there is a way!
"Zhugan, Skinny Monkey, I understand what you two are thinking. First of all, you have to understand a truth. The bad women you meet are not because you are not strong, but because the women themselves are not good. They love vanity and only care about appearance! Of course If you want to learn skills, it also shows that you are self-motivated. I should support it, but my skills are not what you can learn now. You go to the Taoist priest of meditation and just say what I said, let him teach you a few tricks, when to put meditation Now that you have learned the skills of a Taoist priest, come and learn from me!" I said seriously to them.

"Master, you are serious. I have learned the skills of a Taoist priest of meditation, so you will teach us yourself?" Zhu Gan asked to confirm.

I nodded to confirm.

But I thought in my heart, Taoist Jingxin has studied art for so many years, how could you have learned it all in less than ten years?

"Master, don't worry, we will not let you down!" The thin monkey gritted his teeth and vowed.

"Then let go of me!" I yelled immediately.

The bamboo pole and the thin monkey immediately let go of me and rushed out of the villa. They should go to find meditation. Now I can finally be clean. I picked up Yueying and walked into the bedroom.

"Honey, please don't throw me on the bed again!" Yue Ying begged loudly.

How is this possible, this is my pleasure, I threw Yueying onto the bed, and while Yueying was screaming, a vicious tiger came to prey on her.

"Bad husband, bad husband, I was crushed to death by you!" Yue Ying shouted exaggeratedly.

Then she lost the chance to shout!
After some cloud and rain in Wushan, I looked at Yueying with flushed cheeks.

"Honey, thank you for being so devoted to me!" I said softly to Yue Ying.

"Didn't you say just now that we have obtained the certificate, and I am so devoted to you?" Yue Ying said angrily.

"Honey, didn't I say that on purpose to get rid of the bamboo pole and the thin monkey? Why are you angry?" I said with a light kiss on Yueying's forehead.

"I'm angry, how can I coax me?" Yue Ying asked with a smile.

"Do it again!" I said, turning over and repeating the previous work.

The feeling of being with Yueying is really happy. This kind of happiness and relaxation comes from the heart. I can do whatever I want when I am with her. Yueying will not have any opinions on me, so I can never Show your true self in front of Yue Ying without any scruples, this is the woman I want!
I just don’t know if Taoist Jingxin can understand what I mean, teach bamboo pole and thin monkey well, teach carefully, teach carefully, teach slowly, and then give me more time to let me You can enjoy the two-person world of yourself and Yueying.

What if the Meditation Taoist is unwilling to teach the thin monkey and the bamboo pole?Thinking of this question, my scalp immediately tingles. Damn it, if I do that, I won’t be annoyed to death by the two bastards, Shouhou and Zhugan. No, I must communicate with Taoist Jingxin in advance so that he can cooperate with me!

Just do what I said, I immediately picked up the phone and dialed the number of the little Taoist Jingxin. I want to enlighten this little Taoist Jingxin!