crawl out of hell an app

Flee to the car and drive away immediately.

Then he took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Damn, can you be more reliable? Can you not be so cheating? Don't tell me you don't know that this store is opened by a man with glasses!"

"I really don't know, brother, I'm sorry!" Hu Yifeng said aggrievedly.

"Go to hell!"

"I've already died!"

"Go to hell!"

"That can only be done after I am reincarnated!"

"I really swallowed a dog. What sin did I do to be born on the same day and year as you, and let you entangle me!"

"Our five elements match each other, we are each other's nobles!"

"Damn it, you're obviously a ghost, okay?"

"Brother, don't be angry, things will inevitably happen unexpectedly, but your improvisation just now is really amazing!"

"Stop flattering, let me tell you, if there is another accident in your message next time, I will never help you again!"

"I can't promise this, if you don't help me anymore, I promise to sing this song in your ears every day!"

"You are my brother, we will always be together..."

The broken voice directly defeated me!

"Okay, stop singing, believe it or not, I will die with you!"

"Brother, I know I can't sing well, as long as you help me, I promise not to sing again!"

"Well, I don't have a choice anyway, but it's too difficult, so Liu Yueying must want to eat me now!"

"Brother, extreme love is hate, extreme hate is not love?"

"Can you run the train with your mouth full of dissatisfaction? Mice love rice and will never love cats. Be more reliable next time, damn!"

"Actually, we still have a chance. Take a look at the co-pilot position of the car!"

I looked there, and there was a high-heeled shoe!

"You go to her house tonight, knock on the door, apologize, and return the shoes!"

"Did you choose these shoes?"

"I picked it, your chance!"

"Well, thank you, but I will never go to her house!"

"why?"

"Her family has a knife!"

"Countless, if you want to win a woman's heart, you have to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire!"

"What the hell, so you went to the moat?"

"I was killed by someone, okay?"

Hu Yifeng is in a hurry!

"I'm going, can't I go?"

"Good brother, thank you!"

"I'm so curious, you are programming in the underworld, does the king of hell ignore you?"

"Yan Wangye is very kind to programmers. He needs a lot of programmers to help him develop games!"

Well, I heard that once the obsession of the unjust dead ghost is completed, it will be reincarnated with peace of mind. In order to get rid of Hu Yifeng as soon as possible, I should go and seduce Liu Yueying as soon as possible!

But although I have a thick skin, how should I face Liu Yueying who wants to eat me?
Looking at the shoe in the passenger seat, an idea finally formed in my mind.

night.

According to Hu Yifeng's instructions, I came to Liu Yueying's house, bit the bullet and rang the doorbell

Whatever it is, even being beaten to death by Liu Yueying is better than being haunted by ghosts!

After a while, I heard Liu Yueying shouting from the door: "Smelly rascal, what are you doing? If you don't leave, I'll call the police!"

"Don't get me wrong, Ms. Liu, you hit me this morning, you lost one of your shoes, I bought you a pair that is exactly the same, it's an apology!"

"I don't want to, hurry up, or I will really call the police!"

"Call the police, the police won't do anything to me, the police won't care about other people chasing women!"

"But you harassed me!"

"I apologize, okay?"

"No need, you go!"

"Miss Liu, there is a misunderstanding between us, but I am actually a very nice person!"

"What the hell, you messed up my life, why on earth?"

"Do you want to know?"

"you say!"

"I love you!"

"Okay, okay! Shameless!!"

"I am serious!"

"If you're real, I'm fake"

"How do you believe it?"

"Go to hell, I will believe it!"

"The most cruel thing is a woman's heart!" I muttered in a low voice.

"Damn, I provoked you, and my boyfriend was forced by you to leave me. Now there are rumors all around me, pointing at me everywhere, saying that I attract bees and butterflies, but your poor In this way, at most it is a grasshopper!"

"What's wrong with my grasshopper? A grasshopper is not necessarily uglier than a bee or a butterfly. I'm handsome so I'm confident!"

"You are really thick-skinned. Look in the mirror and look at yourself. If you are handsome, then this word means ugly, extremely ugly!"

"Open the door and take a closer look at me. Although I am not suave, at least I am more manly than the man with glasses!"

"You are so shameless!"

"I……"

Before I finished speaking, two policemen appeared behind me, and one of the tall policemen said to me: "What are you doing, do you know that you are disturbing the people? The neighbors have called the police, do you know?"

Another skinny policeman said, "Come with us!"

I had no choice but to argue, "I'll give you a pair of shoes!"

The tall policeman knocked on Liu Yueying's door and said, "You should come out too. It's you two who are harassing the people who reported the warning!"

Liu Yueying appeared at the door with messy hair, and said aggrievedly: "If he doesn't leave, why should he blame me?"

"One sues your boyfriend for nuisance, but the other sues you for flirting openly, which is indecent!" The tall policeman replied.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Liu Yueying said aggrievedly.

"Okay, no matter what conflicts you have, come with us first!" said the tall policeman.

Sitting in a police car, for the first time, there seemed to be nothing special, and I arrived at the police station.

The police took us into the interview room, sat us down, and began to give us lessons, explaining the truth and presenting the facts, talking about the various disadvantages of disturbing the people.

This policeman can really talk, so he can talk endlessly!
After finally waiting for him to finish speaking, I immediately expressed my position: "I have now realized that I was wrong, and I will never disturb the people again. In fact, I did not intend to disturb the people. Yueying lost her temper with me today. When she hit me, she lost her One shoe, I just gave her a new pair of shoes, I really didn't intend to disturb the people!"

I have an expression full of sincerity and regret, which I believe is absolutely a must-have basic skill for a top-notch actor.

"Who told you to call me by my name? What right do you have to call me by my name?" Liu Yueying said angrily at me.

"Okay, please note that this is the police station, not your family. Their attitude is already very good, so don't hold on to them and refuse to let them go. How can you beat people at every turn?" The policeman stopped Liu Yueying and said.

"I..." Liu Yueying hurriedly defended.

But I immediately interrupted her and said, "Comrade policeman, we made a mistake, and we will definitely correct it in the future. I feel really sorry for causing trouble to you guys this big night!"

"The sooner you realize it, the better, and go back and tell your girlfriend about this truth!"

"I..." Liu Yueying anxiously defended herself aggrieved.

I interrupted her again, and said first: "I will definitely explain what you mean to Yueying when I go back. She will beat me to death in the future, and I will never cause trouble to the police comrades again!"

"This won't work. Although a man wants to give way to a woman, it's wrong for you to let a woman bully you!" After the policeman finished speaking to me, he turned to Liu Yueying and said, "A man beating a woman is not considered a man, and neither is a woman beating a man." Good woman!"

"I..." Liu Yueying hurriedly tried to defend herself.

I was the first to say again: "Yueying, don't come head-on with the police comrades, it's late now, even if we don't sleep or rest, the police comrades are still tired, and the police comrades still need to rest!"

"It seems that you did realize your mistake. Be careful next time!"

"sure!"

"I..." Liu Yueying was about to speak again.

"Okay, let's go home with your boyfriend, what a good boyfriend, even if you beat me up, I will apologize to you, you should cherish such a man!" the policeman said earnestly.

Liu Yueying couldn't control her grievance any longer, sobbing bitterly.

It really looks like pear blossoms bring rain!
Seeing Liu Yueying like this, I hurriedly pulled her up and said to the policeman, "Comrade policeman, you see that Yueying has already cried bitterly with regret, and she has made a mistake. Let's go now, so we won't cause you any trouble!"

Liu Yueying let me pull her away, but she didn't resist.

Saying goodbye to the police, I dragged Liu Yueying out of the police station.

As soon as I arrived outside the gate of the police station, Liu Yueying suddenly hugged me tightly. Before I could figure out what was going on, she bit my shoulder fiercely at a speed faster than a dog.

The excruciating pain made me almost cry out.

But I can't, because I can no longer enter the police station!
After biting me for a full minute, Liu Yueying let go, then looked at me and said triumphantly, "Exhaust!"

I gave her a hard look, and pretended not to care and said, "Are you a dog?"

Hearing me call her a dog, Liu Yueying wanted to bite me again, I was so scared that I ran away in a hurry!