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The three slick guys laughed wildly when they heard the conversation between Yi Keer and me, and the guy with the yellow hair was still walking towards our position.

"What's the matter, you want our fists to hit ourselves and contradict ourselves. You are very educated and know idioms and allusions. By the way, can you teach me whether this self-contradiction is an idiom or an allusion? But you are talking about it here. It's not suitable, let's go to another place, my bed is big and wide, teaching me to be self-contradictory, the teaching effect must be very good, how come, is the girl interested in going to my home to teach me self-contradictory?" The young man with yellow hair smiled obscenely.

Hearing what the yellow-haired young man said, the other two breezy guys all agreed with wretched smiles, looking like they deserved a beating.

With the power of mind control, I controlled all three guys' minds.

"You three, I don't even know what self-contradiction is. You three go out and experience what self-contradiction is. Use your fists!" I said lightly.

After hearing what I said, the three slick guys turned around and walked outside, walked out of the breakfast stand, the three slick guys formed a circle, and then started to fight with their fists, not the usual kind Fighting in a group means crossing each other and beating each other with fists, while the other party does not allow the opponent to beat him at all, so they cross each other in turn, very orderly and very uniform.

Punch after punch was still very hot, and after a while, all three guys had bruised noses and swollen faces, and nosebleeds flowed down a long way.

All the pedestrians on the street stopped curiously to see the performance of these three guys. Even the owner and waiter of the breakfast stall walked out of their shop and went outside to watch.

"How is Yi Ke'er? Did you relieve your anger?" I asked with a smile.

"I want to eat buns!" Yi Ke'er didn't answer my question, but said instead.

"You eat buns and a bowl of porridge, I'll treat you, I promise you will have enough!" I replied, and then shouted at the waiter and the boss outside the door: "Boss, bring me buns and porridge, help me get more."

I called the waiter several times in a row before he came back slowly to prepare bun porridge for us. When he entered the shop, his eyes were still looking outside.

After breakfast I paid the bill and we walked out of the breakfast stand to find three guys who had turned into pig heads and were still fighting each other.

I couldn't bear to look at Yu Xin, and wanted the three of them to stop, but Yi Ke'er gave me a hard look, and said to me in a low voice: "These three hooligans are trash in the world, you can't pity them, Let them continue to experience their own contradictions for another 10 minutes!"

Continue to experience the contradiction for 10 minutes. If everyone punches ten punches for one minute, and ten punches for ten minutes is one hundred punches, I guess these three guys will have to lie in bed for several months even if they don't die?

So in order not to kill anyone, I only let them continue to experience self-contradiction for 3 minutes. After 3 minutes, they will automatically stop beating each other. It is estimated that they will never forget this experience in their lives. I hope they can reflect on it.

Then I drove away with Yi Keer.

"You are still a reincarnation of a fairy, and you still want to continue to be a fairy. You are so angry with these little hooligans, I think you should be more open-minded!" I suggested to Yi Ke'er.

"Yue Lin, I don't understand. Why are you such a good teacher? You said that since the two of us met, you have been nagging me, telling me why, and you still have this virtue, you Tell me, since you are so good at being a teacher, why don't you go to school and become a teacher? What kind of great mage are you? If you are so compassionate, why don't you try to influence the three of them? You are open-minded, and you let the three of them Wouldn’t it be enough to beat you up hard? The Buddhists say that if you beat your left cheek, you have to give the right cheek. The bird’s stomach is hungry, so you have to cut off your own flesh to feed it. Why don’t you do this? Do you do it? If you don't do this, is it because you are not broad-minded? You are not broad-minded, why are you my teacher? You are hypocritical!" Yi Keer replied very unhappy.

"Yi Ke'er, I'm just talking to you. You are so angry and upset. What's the matter? I was in the restaurant just now, but I paid for the breakfast I invited you to, and others obviously bullied you and misunderstood me." I've become your boyfriend, you asked me to stand up for you, is it because I help you stand up to vent your anger, how can I treat you to dinner and give you vent, I said you can't say a word, so I don't give face Just say you a word and you have answered such a big list. Are you tired? You said that I am a good teacher. I think you really like to quarrel with me. You said that you like to quarrel with me so much. Is it because of love? Hate so much!" I joked.

"Yue Lin, you're not so stinky, let me tell you the truth, Yue Lin, you are like a pile of stinky dog ​​shit in my heart, and it's a pile of stinky dog ​​shit that was run over by a wheel. It's a tragedy at the scene! I still treat you Love it, hate it, why do you feel so good about yourself? Didn't you hear what the three guys said about you? They said you were a monkey, that they could poke your forehead with one finger A big hole, you said that you are so weak and ugly, how could I fall in love with you! Besides, in my eyes, in my Yi Keer’s eyes, all the men in this world are shit, I Yi Keer is still Who don’t you understand? I, Yi Ke’er, am a god. Who are you, Yue Linlin? You’re just a mortal! You still want a toad to eat swan meat, go ahead and dream! You’ll never be able to eat swan meat in your whole life!” Yi Ke Immediately fight back.

"Yi Ke'er, I, Yue Lin, still like to eat swan meat. You Shuyan is at least the same as you, can it be considered swan meat? Didn't she just eat swan meat in this car? You How much higher can Yi Keer be than You Shuyan? You are the same swan meat, right? Sooner or later in this car, Yi Keer, your swan meat will be eaten by me too. Believe it or not, I am Yue Lin I can’t guarantee anything, but I can guarantee that this piece of swan meat, you, Yi Ke’er, will definitely be eaten by me, Yue Lin. It’s still in this car, and it’s still eaten in the same position on this car. Don't believe it, Yi Ke'er!" I deliberately stimulated Yi Ke'er.

As soon as I finished speaking, Yi Keer suddenly threw herself on my shoulder, and bit my upper right arm hard. This bitch is definitely a roaring dog!

As for the Xiaotian dog, it's best not to bite it, just bear it and pass, so I don't care about Yi Ke'er anymore.