crawl out of hell an app

Lazy and Yi Ke'er haggling over every detail?After finally surviving until noon, I told Yi Keer to find me a restaurant and ask me to treat my stomach well.

This time, Yi Keer was quite obedient, and found me a very luxurious hotel to park the car. Just after parking the car, a bus from a travel company stopped beside me.

When the bus door opened, a male tour guide who looked about 30 years old was holding a colorful flag with the name of the travel agency written on it, followed by a group of tourists.

"Listen guys, our next stop is Zhongnan Mountain. Let me tell you about Zhongnan Mountain. I usually don't tell you about it. There is a very mysterious place that only people who have mastered the Tao know. It's called Daozu Grottoes! Daozu practiced in that cave before he attained Taoism and ascended to immortality. I will take you there later. As long as you stay in there for a while, you will be guaranteed good luck this year. Even if you have bad luck, I will tell you that you will be driven away! "The tour guide said mysteriously.

Yi Ke'er and I heard that the Taoist Grottoes had exactly the same purpose as ours, so we couldn't help but glanced at the tour guide.

"Tour guide, did you make up a random name for us to go there again? In fact, there is no scenery, and then there are sellers who want us to buy a bunch of things? If you do this again, we will sue you!" The young girl shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, you still complain about me? I gave you blessings and you still complain about me. What's the matter with you traveling? Isn't tourism just consumption? Travel itself is consumption, understand? You should feel happy in your heart if you buy something Ah, it’s because I care about you and value you that I let you buy things and let you consume them, right? Besides, the things I let you buy are also for your own good. Buy transfer beads, burn a stick of incense and buy some red Belt, buy some jade or something, especially jade is not a family heirloom, if you buy it back and pass it on for a few generations, it will become a cultural relic. It’s 1000 million and 1000 million, think about it, how much inheritance you have left? What’s your dissatisfaction, and you still complain to me? Give it a try, and I’ll leave you here, believe it or not?” The tour guide immediately changed his face.

"The tour guide's jade can turn so high, how do you buy it yourself? Well, I just bought 800 yuan in my hand, and now I sell it to you for 1 yuan. You keep it for your great-grandson and great-great-grandson. Be your inheritance as your family heirloom, okay? And don’t threaten me, throw me away, try throwing me here, I tell you that I will smash your travel agency when I go back, believe it or not, you scare Who is it? I’ll hit you three times for you, believe it or not?” A 8-meter-long man shouted to the tour guide in displeasure.

"You hit me three by one, it's not that I look down on you, come and try to hit me by three?" The tour guide said, and then yelled at the hotel: "Brothers, come out and tell me that someone wants to smash the sign !"

As soon as the tour guide yelled, three young men of different heights, fat and thin came out of the hotel, all holding sticks in their hands, looking fierce, and one of the fat men shouted: "Who is it? Whoever dares to smash our brand, I will abolish him now, if he smashes our brand, I will smash his head!"

"Guide, why did you drag us to this hotel and insist on eating here, so this is your lair, a black hotel!" The young woman who spoke earlier couldn't help but said angrily.

"Oh, you dare to say that my hotel is a black hotel. I think you are tired of living? Are you impatient? Apologize to me immediately. If you don't apologize, I will make you popular today. Do you understand? Apologize!" The fat man walked up to the young woman and threatened fiercely.

"Now in this society, you dare to act like this. Believe it or not, I will call the police now, and the police will arrest you all. What is the difference between you publicly threatening people and robbers stealing money? It used to be forced consumption, but now it is forced to eat. Then you want to take us into some broken rock cave, and how can you blackmail us if you don’t know? Could it be that we tourists are taking advantage of you and allowing you to blackmail you?” The girl was not afraid.

"I said why is it that you find fault first, and you talk too much? Why are you a girl so not angry and so unpleasing to the eye? Let me tell you that since you are a tourist, you must have the consciousness of a tourist. What is a tourist? You have to be a tourist. Consumption? Our tour guide takes you tourists around, isn’t it just to make money? You don’t spend money, how do we make money? How do we live, and where to eat is not to eat, but to eat here is to eat , Eating in other places is also eating, why did I force you to eat? Besides, have you gone to the Daozu Grottoes? You haven’t been there yet, how do you know that I blackmailed you? Why did it turn into extortion? Why did you say that so viciously? You can call the police as you please, so what if the police come? I beat you, scolded you, or robbed you of money? Right, everyone is watching, did you move a finger?" The tour guide played a rogue.

"The three of them are holding sticks in their hands. Are they so fierce that they are going to beat someone?" The young girl was not afraid.

"I think you're just playing it backwards. It's obvious that the guy first said that he would smash our brand. The three of them came out in self-defense! Do you know? Do you know what masturbation is? If you don't know what self-defense is, I will tell you tonight." Can you show me what masturbation is?" The tour guide made an excuse and started to become obscene.

"You're harassing me, you're insulting me, do you know? I told you that I must call the police today, and I'm not finished with you! You are not only a black tour guide, but also a stinky hooligan. You force us to consume and make obscene words. Export It's so dirty, it's unbearable!" The girl looked at the other tourists and said to the other tourists: "Everyone, what do you have to endure with such a tour guide? Don't you just go there willingly? Let him kill you, go waste your money, what kind of jade to buy, what kind of amulet to buy, look at that jade, it looks like plastic to me, how could it be jade?"

But in the face of the tour guide and his three vicious accomplices holding wooden sticks, none of the other tourists spoke, even the tall man who was about to put on the tour guide sign just kept silent.

Seeing that no tourist agreed with the girl, the fellow Taoist couldn't help but smirked smugly.