crawl out of hell an app

When Yue Ying and I returned to the villa, did I have the urge to kill someone?
I really want to smash a certain bamboo pole into thousands of pieces, is there any reason?

It wasn't Yue Ying who pulled me, I must have stepped forward to kill people, the bastard Zhugan turned such a big villa into a doghouse, just like the bandits who entered the village before, ransacking boxes and cabinets, leaving everything devastated, this is too much!
"Kill him, kill this guy who swallowed a dog!" Hu Yifeng yelled distressedly in my ear.

"Listen to my explanation, master!" Zhugan knelt down in front of me and said, "I'm doing this for your own good, you must trust me, master!"

I broke away from Yueying, dragged the bamboo pole into the bathroom, and locked it.

Damn, I can't beat you to death, it's for my own good, crackling crackling crackling, my violent kick is really fucking relieved.

Yue Ying anxiously tried to persuade her outside.

"I swallowed the dog, I may have really misunderstood the bamboo pole this time, I felt a ghostly breath in the house!" Hu Yifeng said in my ear.

"What's going on?" I asked, staring at the bamboo pole.

"Do you still remember the fairy I have a crush on?" Zhu Gan asked miserably.

"That fake and shoddy man?" I asked in a low voice.

"Yes, she found me today, she still hates you, I don't know where she got another strange snake, put it in this villa, I want to find it, even though she threatened me not to tell You, but you are my master now!" Zhu Gan still did not forget his trademark flattering smile.

"And then?" I asked.

"I didn't find it!" Zhugan replied discouragedly.

"I've already dealt with it through the system!" Hu Yifeng said.

"Okay, I misunderstood you this time, here is 1000 yuan, take it out to eat delicious food!" I took out ten hundred-yuan bills and said generously to the bamboo pole.

"Master, isn't the meal cooked by Master's wife the best?" Zhu Gan said flatteringly without accepting money.

"For those who have swallowed a dog, forget about this bamboo pole and fake men, Mr. Wuchang has already told me my father's address!" Hu Yifeng said in my ear: "He seems to be pretty good, he opened a furniture factory by himself! "

I kicked the bamboo pole out, is the rice cooked by your mistress something you can eat casually?

Nine o'clock in the morning the next day.

I drove Yueying with me, and of course our mascot Brother Zhugan was in the back seat of the car!

"Master and wife, it's actually too tiring to drive, so it's definitely the best choice for you to take me with you. When you are tired, I can drive for you. Then you can sleep. You don't know that I have supernatural powers. Last time I drove with my eyes closed for a whole day and night, at a speed of [-] per hour, it wasn't the traffic policeman who was chasing me, oh, oh, I didn't even know I fell asleep!" The bamboo pole started.

I picked up the scotch tape roll and threw it behind me!

"Master, did you buy it new?" Bamboo Pole picked up the tape roll and looked at it seriously and asked.

Then he pointed to the unsealed mark on the tape roll and shouted excitedly: "How about it, master? I said it was a new one, and it really is a new one!"

Yue Ying and I are speechless, what the hell is there to be excited about?
"Don't let me rush you!" I said coldly.

"Understood!" The bamboo pole hissed happily, tore off a piece of tape, and stuck it to his mouth.

He was also buzzing in the rearview mirror, showing off to me with his finger pointing at his mouth.

The most humble people are invincible!

Who said this sentence, the truth!
We are only more than 1000 miles away from the city where Hu Yifeng's father lives, so for convenience, I decided to drive there.

"I swallowed the dog, I'm a little nervous!" Hu Yifeng whispered in my ear.

It's so funny, ghosts get nervous too!
Along the way, Yueying and I exchanged cars, talking and laughing, having a great time!
At nine o'clock in the evening, we used the navigation to go directly to the door of Hu Yifeng's father's furniture factory.

I thought that this place should have been closed long ago, but I didn't expect that there was a lot of people in front of the furniture factory. It seems that the business is OK!
"Yueying, this is my friend's father's furniture factory, but my friend's father doesn't necessarily know that my friend exists, so some things cannot be said, do you understand?" I looked at Yueying and said.

"Well, I listen to you!" Yueying replied gently.

"Come on, let's get out of the car and see what's going on?" Yueying and I opened the car door and walked towards the furniture factory.

It feels wrong when you get close!
"Xiao Yunlin, today you have to make it clear whether the order from the day before yesterday still exists?" A middle-aged man's voice shouted.

"Yes, we must make it clear, otherwise we will not only be unable to supply, but also bring back the goods we pulled yesterday!" Another echoed.

"Pull it back, why are you hesitating, if you have an order, just show the contract, if you don't directly take away our materials, we can't get credit anymore!" The third person roared angrily.

"Is there really an order, do you just want to see the samples first?" A middle-aged man begged tiredly and restlessly.

"What, is it true that people only have intentions?" The first middle-aged man who spoke was furious.

Then I saw a tall middle-aged man grabbing the tie of a thin man in a suit and leather shoes.

"Xiao Yunlin, you bastard, you lied to us again. Tell the truth today whether your furniture factory is dying. You can't cheat our materials even if you want to die. Let us die with you!" Someone yelled.

"Hey, dead ghost, is this your father's factory?" I walked a few steps quickly, separated the distance from Yueying and the bamboo pole, and said, "The owner of this factory is obviously called Xiao Yunlin!"

"Oh, that's right!" I suddenly realized, "You followed your mother's surname!"

"No, I followed my father's surname, but my father changed his surname! It can't be wrong, Master Wuchang's information is absolutely correct!" Hu Yifeng explained.

Oh, I'll go, and I changed my surname!
"Xiao Yunlin, you bastard, your factory is failing, so tell the truth, why did you make up a lie to deceive us? It's not that Lao Li saw the flaw today, what the hell, we were screwed by you!"

"Bastard, I can't wait to eat you. Does it mean that people want to see the operation of your factory, so you use our materials to support your appearance?" A woman kicked the skinny man severely and screamed.

"Go and help him, he is my father, I can't watch him being beaten and insulted by others!" Hu Yifeng cried out in pain.

"Stop!" I yelled and said, "Mr. Xiao, I want to order 500 million goods from your factory. Do you still have the production capacity to help me?"

In a word, everyone looked at me and let go of Xiao Yunlin's tie. Xiao Yunlin also looked at me curiously, as if seeing a savior!